Happy Luuuurve day

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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    I sent an orchid, he forgot, I couldn't care less! Giving gifts is just as lovely as receiving them. Probably skype this evening, when I get back from stupid London.
    An orchid! Liv is in LURVE!!! Why Skype!? No sum-sum tonight.... :cry::D

    My Son better bloody sleep tonight or I'm gonna be pissed to high beans that or he's Gran can look after him!


    Haha, well, Skype because we live in different countries.
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    Mine involved doing nothing apart from having a smug conversation with the gf about how we don't need to make conspicuous displays of affection on a particular contrived day to let it be known we're keen on one another.

    In reality, it's just us covering up for the fact neither of us CBA.
    _
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    CiB wrote:
    Il Principe wrote:
    First "luuuurve day" as a married couple and we're doing nothing*. Did go out for dinner on Sat, but really cannot be arsed with Valentines garbage anymore.

    *at least that is what I think we agreed.
    Which is where I confidently thought we were until Sunday, when it was none-too-subtly pointed out that a card would be the least that I should do. Gutted. All this time, and now I'm also in the queue at Morrisons at 10 to 10 on the night before with a load of other blokes who've also been reminded of their duties. Three quid as well. Three quid!!!!! What's going on? Bloody over-commercialised nonsense. Grumble mutter...

    Well I got away with it. We gave each other a card and had a takeaway curry. Which was sorely needed as yesterday's pre commute turbo and failure to eat a proper brekkie left me utterly fecked on the ride home.
  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    Cheeky lunch @ Hotel Du Vin - booked her a day off work and made it a big surprise.

    **the surprise did not quite come off as planned as I had to tell her about my special news (offered a job in Toronto) before we went....Queue crying in the car on the way there..
  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    my surprise present of two Whitney Houston in concert tickets was a bit of a let-down.
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  • veronese68
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    gtvlusso wrote:
    **the surprise did not quite come off as planned as I had to tell her about my special news (offered a job in Toronto) before we went....Queue crying in the car on the way there..
    Eh? There was a line of people crying in your car?
    Seriously now, well done. It's meant to be really hard to get into Canada now. Toronto, are you all going? Tears of joy? You do need to tell us more about this.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    edited February 2012
    Oh. my. days. I cannot stop smiling, literally (and I mean literally).

    I truly did not deserve yesterday. I love my life, I love my wife to be. I love being me.

    So, I get home the lights are off and my flat is only illuminated with the sweet and gentle flickering of candle light in the living room. Ms DDD greets me at the stairs and then opens the door of the bathroom where a hot bath is waiting. I take a dip and am served a wine with pomegranate juice while I soak and relax.

    Once sufficiently wrinkly I'm taken to the living room where our sofa bed has been set up (Lucas is sleeping in our bedroom see... :wink: ) and I'm given a most splendid massage... eyebrows.gif

    A homemade dinner follows:

    Starter: Coquille st jaques and a heart shaped fish&prawn fish cake (that was to die for)
    Main: Ribs, ribs ribs
    Dessert: Bread and butter pudding with baileys cream

    Alcohol throughout and eventually, completely spent, I drift gently into a deep trace like sleep only to wake with a smile as wide as the Joker (from Batman, Greg).

    Bom chika wah wah!
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    Does anyone else regret reading that?

    Or is it just me?
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    I sent an orchid, he forgot, I couldn't care less! Giving gifts is just as lovely as receiving them. Probably skype this evening, when I get back from stupid London.
    An orchid! Liv is in LURVE!!! Why Skype!? No sum-sum tonight.... :cry::D

    My Son better bloody sleep tonight or I'm gonna be pissed to high beans that or he's Gran can look after him!


    Haha, well, Skype because we live in different countries.
    OOoo do tell, are you going to live wtih him? Is he going to live with you? Are you going to do an Adele and give him 5 years to, wel, you know! Updates Woman.

    I'm so happy right now.
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    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,908
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Does anyone else regret reading that?

    Or is it just me?

    My lunch is sitting a little uneasily, it's true.
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  • veronese68
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    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Does anyone else regret reading that?

    Or is it just me?

    Reading what?
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,908
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Does anyone else regret reading that?

    Or is it just me?

    Reading what?

    DDD's blow-by-blow description of last night.

    I don't want to be churlish, but it is a bit much.
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  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    Veronese68 wrote:
    gtvlusso wrote:
    **the surprise did not quite come off as planned as I had to tell her about my special news (offered a job in Toronto) before we went....Queue crying in the car on the way there..
    Eh? There was a line of people crying in your car?
    Seriously now, well done. It's meant to be really hard to get into Canada now. Toronto, are you all going? Tears of joy? You do need to tell us more about this.

    Lordy, my English has gone to the dogs...Cue!

    Cue more coffee....

    Tears of joy - lady gtvlusso has been crying out for a change of lifestyle and it looks like the ship is in the dock! All I need to do is avoid the current restructuring, avoid the *new* job being restructured et voila we move to Canada

    So, not an ace in the hole, but damn close.

    In other news:

    "Il Principe wrote:First "luuuurve day" as a married couple and we're doing nothing*. Did go out for dinner on Sat, but really cannot be arsed with Valentines garbage anymore.

    *at least that is what I think we agreed."

    You are so f*cked.....even if you think you are not f*cked, you will be completely f*cked at a later date - they remember everything......
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,895
    rjsterry wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Does anyone else regret reading that?

    Or is it just me?

    Reading what?

    DDD's blow-by-blow description of last night.

    I don't want to be churlish, but it is a bit much.

    Sorry, don't know what you're on about. Lalalalala... I didn't see anything. I may have removed by brain, given it a quick scrub then replaced it.
    In 13 years time, there'll be a surly teenage son sitting on the couch watching TV and not getting the subtle hints to go and watch the telly upstairs. Said son may then get the hump when told in no uncertain terms to go to his room and read so I can have a bit of time with the Mrs. Ooops, may have given the game away that I know what you mean.
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  • UndercoverElephant
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    Veronese68 wrote:
    Said son may then get the hump when told in no uncertain terms to go to his room and read so I can have a bit of time with the Mrs. Ooops, may have given the game away that I know what you mean.

    Yes, I know what you mean. An eleven-year-old boy may have objected to me calling him a fop-haired gooseberry last night, but he eventually buggered off.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    rjsterry wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Does anyone else regret reading that?

    Or is it just me?

    Reading what?

    DDD's blow-by-blow description of last night.

    I don't want to be churlish, but it is a bit much.
    What really!? I had a bath, massage and dinner. And THAT was too much information. You are aware of what I had to do to conceive my child right?
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  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Does anyone else regret reading that?

    Or is it just me?
    I do, even though to summarise, DDD got home home, had a bath followed by a quick rub-down then conked out asleep on the settee watching the news.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    rjsterry wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Does anyone else regret reading that?

    Or is it just me?

    Reading what?

    DDD's blow-by-blow description of last night.

    I don't want to be churlish, but it is a bit much.
    What really!? I had a bath, massage and dinner. And THAT was too much information. You are aware of what I had to do to conceive my child right?

    Errr
    _
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    What really!? I had a bath, massage and dinner. And THAT was too much information. You are aware of what I had to do to conceive my child right?

    brain bleach please - i have visions of you dressed in star trek fantasy paraphernalia with you as Worf an your Mrs as 7of9

    can you pour toilet duck down ones ear?
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Well thanks for hating on what was a beautiful evening for me you prudish grumble-bums. You lot act like you go to bed in pyjamas with a hole cut in the crotch...
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    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    mudcow007 wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    What really!? I had a bath, massage and dinner. And THAT was too much information. You are aware of what I had to do to conceive my child right?

    brain bleach please - i have visions of you dressed in star trek fantasy paraphernalia with you as Worf an your Mrs as 7of9

    can you pour toilet duck down ones ear?
    Maybe your subconcious is screaming out for you to live a role-play fantasy. Just saying....
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    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • veronese68
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    mudcow007 wrote:
    brain bleach please - i have visions of you dressed in star trek fantasy paraphernalia with you as Worf an your Mrs as 7of9

    can you pour toilet duck down ones ear?

    The rest of the office is wondering why I'm giggling like a lunatic when I should be working. I can't tell them.
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  • Cafewanda
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    I deliberately didn't read 'that' post but had to chuckle at the responses :lol:
  • dhope
    dhope Posts: 6,699
    edited February 2012
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    You are aware of what I had to do to conceive my child right?
    I assume the novel will be in all good bookshops shortly?
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  • veronese68
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    Cafewanda wrote:
    I deliberately didn't read 'that' post but had to chuckle at the responses :lol:
    You are significantly more sensible than most of the men folk.
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,908
    edited February 2012
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Well thanks for hating on what was a beautiful evening for me you prudish grumble-bums. You lot act like you go to bed in pyjamas with a hole cut in the crotch...

    Sheesh! Mr Sensitive.

    Dude, I'm very happy that you had a lovely evening. It's just... well, some people are more private than you is all.

    Anyway, I'm counting last night as a win too: didn't get puked on once and got to sleep all the way from 12.55am to 7.15am uninterupted. Oh, and Mrs RJS and the older littl'un made me a cake.
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  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    You lot act like you go to bed in pyjamas with a hole cut in the crotch...
    And you act like that's not something that married couples do once the sprogs have been begat. Don't tell me no-one else sleeps in jim-jams with slots to do the deed through?

    :wink: Just in case.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    CiB wrote:
    Don't tell me no-one else sleeps in jim-jams

    Corrected.

    No, no-one else (normal) does.

    Apart from old people. And then they have buttons and collars.
    _
  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    I wear pyjamas!
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  • DrLex
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    clarkey cat wrote:
    I wear pyjamas!

    [insert witty comment about the cat's pyjamas]
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