Mountain biker caught on rope.

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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    mak3m wrote:
    i used to work with a south african lad though who had some very similar stories, must be something in the water down there :lol:

    lmao I once worked with a South African who told stories about accidently shooting giraffs O_o
    I've met a few south Africans and it reminds me of this Spitting Image song ;-)
    A d1ck at work sings that to me regularly (I'm a makem saffa).
    I don't do smileys.

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,431
    cooldad wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    mak3m wrote:
    i used to work with a south african lad though who had some very similar stories, must be something in the water down there :lol:

    lmao I once worked with a South African who told stories about accidently shooting giraffs O_o
    I've met a few south Africans and it reminds me of this Spitting Image song ;-)
    A d1ck at work sings that to me regularly (I'm a makem saffa).
    Wonder why he does that?

    (Someone bit, but not who I expected...)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Fully-sprung wrote:
    Mate doesn't get decapitated though, mate goes on to live a perfectly healthy life.
    It's attempted murder. Not funny. End of.
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    welshkev wrote:

    yep, i agree. :lol:

    i used to work with a south african lad though who had some very similar stories, must be something in the water down there :lol:

    I am not a South African, I am very British.. just went there aged 15. Great country in its time though, not much to do where I lived so we had lives of misadventure.
    Joined the SADF army after studying for a bit more adventure and with three wars raging on the borders, what an adventure that was too.

    It's a bit like Oz, men are men, people are callous and totally desensitized in respect of death and tragedies and taking or giving a good kicking at least once a week was accepted as the norm.
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    mak3m wrote:
    i used to work with a south african lad though who had some very similar stories, must be something in the water down there :lol:

    lmao I once worked with a South African who told stories about accidently shooting giraffs O_o
    I've met a few south Africans and it reminds me of this Spitting Image song ;-)
    A d1ck at work sings that to me regularly (I'm a makem saffa).
    Wonder why he does that?

    (Someone bit, but not who I expected...)
    I think Ray is busy.

    Tracking you down. Suggest you don't sleep at home tonight.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    welshkev wrote:

    yep, i agree. :lol:

    i used to work with a south african lad though who had some very similar stories, must be something in the water down there :lol:

    I am not a South African, I am very British.. just went there aged 15. Great country in its time though, not much to do where I lived so we had lives of misadventure.
    Joined the SADF army after studying for a bit more adventure and with three wars raging on the borders, what an adventure that was too.

    It's a bit like Oz, men are men, people are callous and totally desensitized in respect of death and tragedies and taking or giving a good kicking at least once a week was accepted as the norm.
    I went over as a five year old or so, great place to grow up.

    But then I did live on the right side of the tracks.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    welshkev wrote:

    yep, i agree. :lol:

    i used to work with a south african lad though who had some very similar stories, must be something in the water down there :lol:

    I am not a South African, I am very British.. just went there aged 15. Great country in its time though, not much to do where I lived so we had lives of misadventure.
    Joined the SADF army after studying for a bit more adventure and with three wars raging on the borders, what an adventure that was too.

    It's a bit like Oz, men are men, people are callous and totally desensitized in respect of death and tragedies and taking or giving a good kicking at least once a week was accepted as the norm.

    you sound just lik ethe lad i worked with, he's welsh - both his parents are and he was born here but moved over to SA when he was younger. joined the army etc etc etc
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    welshkev wrote:
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    welshkev wrote:

    yep, i agree. :lol:

    i used to work with a south african lad though who had some very similar stories, must be something in the water down there :lol:

    I am not a South African, I am very British.. just went there aged 15. Great country in its time though, not much to do where I lived so we had lives of misadventure.
    Joined the SADF army after studying for a bit more adventure and with three wars raging on the borders, what an adventure that was too.

    It's a bit like Oz, men are men, people are callous and totally desensitized in respect of death and tragedies and taking or giving a good kicking at least once a week was accepted as the norm.

    you sound just lik ethe lad i worked with, he's welsh - both his parents are and he was born here but moved over to SA when he was younger. joined the army, misses the sheep.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    nicklouse wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    welshkev wrote:

    yep, i agree. :lol:

    i used to work with a south african lad though who had some very similar stories, must be something in the water down there :lol:

    I am not a South African, I am very British.. just went there aged 15. Great country in its time though, not much to do where I lived so we had lives of misadventure.
    Joined the SADF army after studying for a bit more adventure and with three wars raging on the borders, what an adventure that was too.

    It's a bit like Oz, men are men, people are callous and totally desensitized in respect of death and tragedies and taking or giving a good kicking at least once a week was accepted as the norm.

    you sound just lik ethe lad i worked with, he's welsh - both his parents are and he was born here but moved over to SA when he was younger. joined the army, misses the sheep.

    that took me a while to spot :lol:
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    welshkev wrote:

    that took me a while to spot :lol:

    sheep-stool.jpg

    A visual reference... just in case
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    welshkev wrote:

    that took me a while to spot :lol:

    sheep-stool.jpg

    A visual reference... just in case
    needs a green back ground so that it pops out at you and says...................
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • ste_t
    ste_t Posts: 1,599
    nicklouse wrote:
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    welshkev wrote:

    that took me a while to spot :lol:

    sheep-stool.jpg

    A visual reference... just in case
    needs a green back ground so that it pops out at you and says...................

    Its necessary that you get that outta my obvious?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,431
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    sheep-stool.jpg
    Surely that's porn round Kev's part of the world?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    sheep-stool.jpg
    Surely that's porn round Kev's part of the world?
    not really

    sheep.jpg

    that is.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,431
    Well I've seen worse down the Cardiff red light district.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Daz555
    Daz555 Posts: 3,976
    mak3m wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    joey

    LMAO havent heard that in years
    "Joey". As relevant today as it has always been. :mrgreen:

    joey-721633.jpg
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    What? you mean that it should never have been conceived and its not funny and doesn't deserve our pity

    which brings us nicely back to Fully-Mong
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  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    Daz555 wrote:
    mak3m wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    joey

    LMAO havent heard that in years
    "Joey". As relevant today as it has always been. :mrgreen:

    i was thinking more

    41380_712081448_3137_n.jpg
    Joey wrote:
    muhhhhhhwuhhhhhhhhhhh grummpffffffffffff shwartle
    Joey's carer wrote:
    ahh Joey said he would like a cup of tea
    Joey wrote:
    NNNNNNUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMPPPPPPFFFFFFF nurdle umphhhhfffff
    Joey's carer wrote:
    ahh Joey said he would like me to be the executor of his estate
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    mak3m wrote:
    Daz555 wrote:
    mak3m wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    joey

    LMAO havent heard that in years
    "Joey". As relevant today as it has always been. :mrgreen:

    i was thinking more

    41380_712081448_3137_n.jpg
    Joey wrote:
    muhhhhhhwuhhhhhhhhhhh grummpffffffffffff shwartle
    Joey's carer wrote:
    ahh Joey said he would like a cup of tea
    Joey wrote:
    NNNNNNUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMPPPPPPFFFFFFF nurdle umphhhhfffff
    Joey's carer wrote:
    ahh Joey said he would like me to be the executor of his estate

    bwaaahahahaha.
    excellent!!
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    mak3m wrote:
    Daz555 wrote:
    mak3m wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    joey

    LMAO havent heard that in years
    "Joey". As relevant today as it has always been. :mrgreen:

    i was thinking more

    41380_712081448_3137_n.jpg
    Joey wrote:
    muhhhhhhwuhhhhhhhhhhh grummpffffffffffff shwartle
    Joey's carer wrote:
    ahh Joey said he would like a cup of tea
    Joey wrote:
    NNNNNNUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMPPPPPPFFFFFFF nurdle umphhhhfffff
    Joey's carer wrote:
    ahh Joey said he would like me to be the executor of his estate

    bwaaahahahaha.
    excellent!!

    Thats the spicy bad boy
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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    Farnsworth
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    nicklouse wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    sheep-stool.jpg
    Surely that's porn round Kev's part of the world?
    not really

    sheep.jpg

    that is.

    yeah the first one is a leisure centre the second one is porn :roll:

    what worries me most is that you had the second pic on photobucket :lol:
  • Fully-sprung
    Fully-sprung Posts: 670
    mak3m wrote:
    Daz555 wrote:
    mak3m wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    joey

    LMAO havent heard that in years
    "Joey". As relevant today as it has always been. :mrgreen:

    i was thinking more

    41380_712081448_3137_n.jpg
    Joey wrote:
    muhhhhhhwuhhhhhhhhhhh grummpffffffffffff shwartle
    Joey's carer wrote:
    ahh Joey said he would like a cup of tea
    Joey wrote:
    NNNNNNUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMPPPPPPFFFFFFF nurdle umphhhhfffff
    Joey's carer wrote:
    ahh Joey said he would like me to be the executor of his estate
    Why did the carer have to translate it into that incomprehensible drivel?
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    live it long and live it fast."
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  • Rigga
    Rigga Posts: 939
    nicklouse wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    sheep-stool.jpg

    sheep.jpg

    that is.

    We need a sheep in provocative clothing thread!
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Sheepsteeth in a gimp mask?
    I don't do smileys.

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