This link says it all (bit rude if you're easily offended)

g00se

http://www.youparklikeacunt.com/

I have someone on my daily run into town in mind...

Cleat Eastwood

haha the redesigned disabled badge was good.

MarksMintness

I've been a loyal visitor and contributor for a while! Excellent site, really brightens my day.

mudcow007

the thing is though, if you park in a normal space. When the people arrive at the car next to you try to get in their cars they whack your doors trying to get into their cars leaving dints all over your doors.

i try an park miles away - generally at the edge of car parks but some aris always parks next to me grr

Pross

I recognise one of those as the clocktower in Usk. The car parked there is better than most (he obviously isn't local either as all the pretentious p***s there have USK as the last three digits on the number plates!).

lemoncurd

mudcow007 wrote:

the thing is though, if you park in a normal space. When the people arrive at the car next to you try to get in their cars they whack your doors trying to get into their cars leaving dints all over your doors.

i try an park miles away - generally at the edge of car parks but some aris always parks next to me grr

Cars move next to each other for warmth and a little chat once the owner is out of sight.

Pross

mudcow007 wrote:

the thing is though, if you park in a normal space. When the people arrive at the car next to you try to get in their cars they whack your doors trying to get into their cars leaving dints all over your doors.

i try an park miles away - generally at the edge of car parks but some aris always parks next to me grr

I know how you feel, I had a brand new car back in May and have been really careful to make sure I leave space when parking but I now have 3 dinks on the passenger side which are really minor but when the car is clean and polished it really spoils the lines. On the drivers side I have rubber marks where someone has brushed the wheel arch with their wheel. I have also tried the parking as far away as possible trick but like you I find someone always parks next to me even if the car park is 90% empty. I'm sure it is deliberate!

rick_chasey

Treat cars like bikes.

Want a car to take to the shops? Get a banged up old clanger with loadsa space.

Want a sexy fast ride for the weekend?.... etc.

mudcow007

Rick Chasey wrote:

Want a sexy fast ride for the weekend?.... etc.

im not parking my mrs next to the shop, she would get mad if it rained

napoleond

Heh heh, great stuff!
Didn't hear about the Bath road rage incident before
The disabled badge is class...

sfichele

The video of the Porsche was hilarious - LOL

McBain_v1

Wonderful link which I have now circulated around the office so some of the homegrown cnuts here might recognise their offences!

campbellrae1

Good link! Well worth a read