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Where did all these toys come from?

wishitwasallflatwishitwasallflat Posts: 2,927
edited January 2012 in The bottom bracket
Hi - I parked my pram near this forum and do some reason its full of toys that someone has just thrown out of theirs. Anyone know who it is so I can return them?

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  • Wirral_paulWirral_paul Posts: 2,476
    Numerous sheep were injured during the throwing of toys. They all fell over laughing and now have a nasty stitch in their sides.

    PS I blame an online retailer and demand that not only to they put all the sheep back on their feet, but that they do something more (i just dont know what though cos i'm too busy ranting and calling MattC an idiot and everyone else who doesnt agree various names!!) :D
  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    wishitwasallflat wrote:
    Hi - I parked my pram near this forum and do some reason its full of toys that someone has just thrown out of theirs. Anyone know who it is so I can return them?

    You sir, are a bad man !!!!
    F*cking hilarious though !!!!!
    :mrgreen:
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  • wishitwasallflatwishitwasallflat Posts: 2,927
    Bad man
    - how dare you I am just an innocent child whose mum parked my pram near this forum so I could learn about bikes (I hear word of tubs and as you know I'm fond of a snack so I thought this was for me) and you treat me like a ...

    If you had a wife I would tell her to beat you!
  • GizmodoGizmodo Posts: 1,928
    wishitwasallflat wrote:
    If you had a wife I would tell her to beat you!
    If he had a wife he'd want her to beat him :D
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  • Wirral_paulWirral_paul Posts: 2,476
    Gizmodo wrote:
    wishitwasallflat wrote:
    If you had a wife I would tell her to beat you!
    If he had a wife he'd want her to beat him :D

    I doubt he'd be too fussy about who's wife actually beat him really!! :shock:
  • MarksMintnessMarksMintness Posts: 484
    wishitwasallflat wrote:
    Hi - I parked my pram near this forum and do some reason its full of toys that someone has just thrown out of theirs. Anyone know who it is so I can return them?

    I think I know who they belong to but I think he's "buzzed" off for now anyway...!!! :D
    Current bike: 2014 Kinesis Racelight T2 - built by my good self!
  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Wirral_Paul wrote:
    Gizmodo wrote:
    wishitwasallflat wrote:
    If you had a wife I would tell her to beat you!
    If he had a wife he'd want her to beat him :D

    I doubt he'd be too fussy about who's wife actually beat him really!! :shock:

    Any takers ?
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • brettjmccbrettjmcc Posts: 1,361
    MattC59 wrote:
    Any takers ?

    I thought you could only apply if your name was Speed Bee, no - Big King... hang on its on the tip of my tongue.... Big Baby :P
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  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    brettjmcc wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    Any takers ?

    I thought you could only apply if your name was Speed Bee, no - Big King... hang on its on the tip of my tongue.... Big Baby :P

    It's alright, I'm sure Diesel Dog will be along soon.
    :wink:
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    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,667
    He was just on his way off but then his chain snapped.
  • One Man And His BikeOne Man And His Bike Posts: 661
    /chucks in a large dong and waits for the French Maids to arrive
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  • DIESELDOGDIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    One Man And His Bike wrote:
    /chucks in a large dong and waits for the French Maids to arrive

    You called?

    Matt, I'm no-ones wife (yet) so can't help with that one I'm afraid :wink:

    Love n hugs

    DD
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  • ted-on-tourted-on-tour Posts: 225
    LOL loving how the baiting of a certain individual echos into several threads around the forum...
    Pain is a momentary lapse of character.
  • wishitwasallflatwishitwasallflat Posts: 2,927
    Yikes! ... push my pram away mum - the big boys are here!
  • wishitwasallflatwishitwasallflat Posts: 2,927
    ted-on-tour wrote:
    LOL loving how the baiting of a certain individual echos into several threads around the forum...

    Dare one say his starting a duplicate thread to put the boot in made starting the links to other threads legitimate?
  • ted-on-tourted-on-tour Posts: 225
    I wasn't saying it wasn't legit...I find it funny...the whole thing. Wasn't a dig.
    Pain is a momentary lapse of character.
  • wishitwasallflatwishitwasallflat Posts: 2,927
    Dear ted - not taken as one at all :D

    Being a very nice and reasonable person, when I started this thread as a joke, I did consider "Is this reasonable, is it unfair ... etc etc" I must have wrestled with my conscience for ooh two or three minutes before deciding ... nah its too funny to miss.

    Replied to your post only cause I couldn't resist the chance to make the links pun! :wink:

    Now find myself wrestling again with the old conscience to not be the first to dive back into the original trigger thread ... have the big boys started playing yet?
  • DIESELDOGDIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    wishitwasallflat wrote:
    Dear ted - not taken as one at all :D

    Being a very nice and reasonable person, when I started this thread as a joke, I did consider "Is this reasonable, is it unfair ... etc etc" I must have wrestled with my conscience for ooh two or three minutes before deciding ... nah its too funny to miss.

    Replied to your post only cause I couldn't resist the chance to make the links pun! :wink:

    Now find myself wrestling again with the old conscience to not be the first to dive back into the original trigger thread ... have the big boys started playing yet?

    I think they're all to busy eating popcorn reading other threads.

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    wishitwasallflat wrote:
    Dear ted - not taken as one at all :D

    Being a very nice and reasonable person, when I started this thread as a joke, I did consider "Is this reasonable, is it unfair ... etc etc" I must have wrestled with my conscience for ooh two or three minutes before deciding ... nah its too funny to miss.

    Replied to your post only cause I couldn't resist the chance to make the links pun! :wink:

    Now find myself wrestling again with the old conscience to not be the first to dive back into the original trigger thread ... have the big boys started playing yet?

    I think they're all to busy eating popcorn reading other threads.

    Love n hugs

    DD

    I've got eyes like fighting dogs b*llocks, reading these !!!
    Unbelievable !!
    Top notch !!!
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    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • One Man And His BikeOne Man And His Bike Posts: 661
    Define big? :D
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