Gove boat?
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NGale wrote:I believe it is planned that your army will be a bloke at the border with blue paint on his face wearing a kilt and playing the bagpipes
Close. We will need two.
One for the day shift and one for the night shift.
If things start to look threatening, Buckie will be issued.None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0 -
daviesee wrote:NGale wrote:I believe it is planned that your army will be a bloke at the border with blue paint on his face wearing a kilt and playing the bagpipes
Close. We will need two.
One for the day shift and one for the night shift.
If things start to look threatening, Buckie will be issued.
It will look threatening then.0 -
I hear the new devolved Scottish Civil Service will consist of three - one that can read, one that can write and one that hangs out with intellectuals
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daviesee wrote:NGale wrote:I believe it is planned that your army will be a bloke at the border with blue paint on his face wearing a kilt and playing the bagpipes
Close. We will need two.
One for the day shift and one for the night shift.
If things start to look threatening, Buckie will be issued.
Ahhh so no one told you then. Budget contstraints demanded a 50% reduction in the armed forces. The second man had to be made redundant.
Oh and Devon County Council and the Monks of Buckfast Abbey decided to place sanctions on Scotland after recieving word the Campbell Clan stole the lands of the Bawdon Clan in the 17th Century and banished them South of the boarder....so no more Buckie heading north of the boarder
PS....we want our land back dammit :roll: Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men0 -
So which boarder would this be?
Who is he/she and why are they so important? None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0 -
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012 ... ames-bible
What the hell is wrong with Michael Gove, and how is he a cabinet minister?0 -
notsoblue wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jan/17/michael-gove-king-james-bible
What the hell is wrong with Michael Gove, and how is he a cabinet minister?
Mad isn't it. One bible per school. I'm sure most schools could already get hold of a single bible if they wanted one. The Gideons came to our school and gave everyone one for free!
He needs a private sponsor apparently.
The King Jameson's Bible.
And the Lord said "Let there be the cool, crisp taste of Coors Light".
But the men would not hearken to him: so the man took his concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and they knew her, and abused her all the night until the morning. For she had not bought a Screamwell rape alarm.
The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed unless thou joins BUPA
Wives, be in subjection to your own husbands. With match.com0 -
notsoblue wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jan/17/michael-gove-king-james-bible
What the hell is wrong with Michael Gove, and how is he a cabinet minister?
Him and Osbourne - useless.
Not as bad as the other lot, obviously, but both serious lightweights.0 -
W1 wrote:notsoblue wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jan/17/michael-gove-king-james-bible
What the hell is wrong with Michael Gove, and how is he a cabinet minister?
Him and Osbourne - useless.
Not as bad as the other lot, obviously, but both serious lightweights.
:shock:
Something we agree on.0 -
W1 wrote:notsoblue wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jan/17/michael-gove-king-james-bible
What the hell is wrong with Michael Gove, and how is he a cabinet minister?
Him and Osbourne - useless.
Not as bad as the other lot, obviously, but both serious lightweights.
What I don't understand is how a cabinet lead by a PR man can allow this stuff to happen. Unless he meant for it to come out, and he supports it? Or they're testing the waters for something? I'm perplexed...0 -
notsoblue wrote:W1 wrote:notsoblue wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jan/17/michael-gove-king-james-bible
What the hell is wrong with Michael Gove, and how is he a cabinet minister?
Him and Osbourne - useless.
Not as bad as the other lot, obviously, but both serious lightweights.
What I don't understand is how a cabinet lead by a PR man can allow this stuff to happen. Unless he meant for it to come out, and he supports it? Or they're testing the waters for something? I'm perplexed...David Cameron told Gove that while he supported the idea, the education secretary should avoid using taxpayers' money for it
If the education secretary can't get someone to help him hand out a few bibles, it kind of shows up the Big Society pollocks for what it is.0 -
Rick Chasey wrote:W1 wrote:notsoblue wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jan/17/michael-gove-king-james-bible
What the hell is wrong with Michael Gove, and how is he a cabinet minister?
Him and Osbourne - useless.
Not as bad as the other lot, obviously, but both serious lightweights. :shock:
Something we agree on.
As I've said before, I'm Not So Blue - you just think I am (or want me to be)!0 -
W1 wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:W1 wrote:notsoblue wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jan/17/michael-gove-king-james-bible
What the hell is wrong with Michael Gove, and how is he a cabinet minister?
Him and Osbourne - useless.
Not as bad as the other lot, obviously, but both serious lightweights. :shock:
Something we agree on.
As I've said before, I'm Not So Blue - you just think I am (or want me to be)!
Yeah yeah :P You probably think I'm redder than blood.0 -
Indeed, it's bonkers.notsoblue wrote:W1 wrote:notsoblue wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jan/17/michael-gove-king-james-bible
What the hell is wrong with Michael Gove, and how is he a cabinet minister?
Him and Osbourne - useless.
Not as bad as the other lot, obviously, but both serious lightweights.
What I don't understand is how a cabinet lead by a PR man can allow this stuff to happen. Unless he meant for it to come out, and he supports it? Or they're testing the waters for something? I'm perplexed...
But then Blair allowed Prescott, Mandleson, Brown, Balls, Blears, the Harthing, Smith etc all to hold senior positions and all of them are PR disasters of the highest imaginable order. And Blair was the king PR man.0 -
We've established that, for your own benefit, you're a greedy capitialist money-maximising fascist. But, in principle on the internet, you're a cuddly, hand-holding sociaist. :PRick Chasey wrote:W1 wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:W1 wrote:notsoblue wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jan/17/michael-gove-king-james-bible
What the hell is wrong with Michael Gove, and how is he a cabinet minister?
Him and Osbourne - useless.
Not as bad as the other lot, obviously, but both serious lightweights. :shock:
Something we agree on.
As I've said before, I'm Not So Blue - you just think I am (or want me to be)!
Yeah yeah :P You probably think I'm redder than blood.0 -
W1 wrote:
We've established that, for your own benefit, you're a greedy capitialist money-maximising fascist. But, in principle on the internet, you're a cuddly, hand-holding sociaist. :PRick Chasey wrote:W1 wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:W1 wrote:notsoblue wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jan/17/michael-gove-king-james-bible
What the hell is wrong with Michael Gove, and how is he a cabinet minister?
Him and Osbourne - useless.
Not as bad as the other lot, obviously, but both serious lightweights. :shock:
Something we agree on.
As I've said before, I'm Not So Blue - you just think I am (or want me to be)!
Yeah yeah :P You probably think I'm redder than blood.
You're not wrong. An office re-shuffle has occurred this morning and it could noticeably and significantly affect my pay in the negative way.
Suffice to say.. fuss, am kicking I, big, up, a.0 -
A result of you not being a team player at the Christmas Party no doubt.Rick Chasey wrote:W1 wrote:
We've established that, for your own benefit, you're a greedy capitialist money-maximising fascist. But, in principle on the internet, you're a cuddly, hand-holding sociaist. :PRick Chasey wrote:W1 wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:W1 wrote:notsoblue wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jan/17/michael-gove-king-james-bible
What the hell is wrong with Michael Gove, and how is he a cabinet minister?
Him and Osbourne - useless.
Not as bad as the other lot, obviously, but both serious lightweights. :shock:
Something we agree on.
As I've said before, I'm Not So Blue - you just think I am (or want me to be)!
Yeah yeah :P You probably think I'm redder than blood.
You're not wrong. An office re-shuffle has occurred this morning and it could noticeably and significantly affect my pay in the negative way.
Suffice to say.. fuss, am kicking I, big, up, a.0 -
W1 wrote:A result of you not being a team player at the Christmas Party no doubt.
Wehay.
Don't hate the player, hate the game!
I argue against too much unregulated free-marketism, but if it's about, I'll make the most of it, and still say the game should be changed.
It's like footballers. They all say they should get rid of diving, but when they don't go down in the box, they don't do as well. So they'll keep diving, whilst saying they shouldn't have to.
In this situation, it was totally beyond my control, even indirectly.0 -
That, of course, being ludicrous hypocricy.Rick Chasey wrote:W1 wrote:A result of you not being a team player at the Christmas Party no doubt.
Wehay.
Don't hate the player, hate the game!
I argue against too much unregulated free-marketism, but if it's about, I'll make the most of it, and still say the game should be changed.
It's like footballers. They all say they should get rid of diving, but when they don't go down in the box, they don't do as well. So they'll keep diving, whilst saying they shouldn't have to.
In this situation, it was totally beyond my control, even indirectly.
Anwyay, last time we did this chat you promised to throw money at me on my bike. Where is it? It's my right you know, I know what I'm entitled to/deserve. Give me some of your money, I need a more extensive Sky package. :P
BTW - how the hell did I leave Abbott out of my list above? The SHAME.0 -
notsoblue wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jan/17/michael-gove-king-james-bible
What the hell is wrong with Michael Gove, and how is he a cabinet minister?
Pretty damning that some school libraries don't already have a copy of a book that has had such a significant influence on the English speaking world.1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
Pinnacle Monzonite
Part of the anti-growth coalition0 -
rjsterry wrote:notsoblue wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jan/17/michael-gove-king-james-bible
What the hell is wrong with Michael Gove, and how is he a cabinet minister?
Pretty damning that some school libraries don't already have a copy of a book that has had such a significant influence on the English speaking world.
Indeed.
Or any other major religious text for that matter.0 -
How many schools are there that don't have a copy of the Bible available?rjsterry wrote:notsoblue wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jan/17/michael-gove-king-james-bible
What the hell is wrong with Michael Gove, and how is he a cabinet minister?
Pretty damning that some school libraries don't already have a copy of a book that has had such a significant influence on the English speaking world.0 -
bails87 wrote:
How many schools are there that don't have a copy of the Bible available?rjsterry wrote:notsoblue wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jan/17/michael-gove-king-james-bible
What the hell is wrong with Michael Gove, and how is he a cabinet minister?
Pretty damning that some school libraries don't already have a copy of a book that has had such a significant influence on the English speaking world.
Well quite and the whole thing is on the web anyway. If you think the 400th anniversary of the KJB is worth marking, then surely you need to do more than just drop a new copy off at each school library.1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
Pinnacle Monzonite
Part of the anti-growth coalition0 -
rjsterry wrote:bails87 wrote:
How many schools are there that don't have a copy of the Bible available?rjsterry wrote:notsoblue wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jan/17/michael-gove-king-james-bible
What the hell is wrong with Michael Gove, and how is he a cabinet minister?
Pretty damning that some school libraries don't already have a copy of a book that has had such a significant influence on the English speaking world.
Well quite and the whole thing is on the web anyway. If you think the 400th anniversary of the KJB is worth marking, then surely you need to do more than just drop a new copy off at each school library.
Didn't Gove have his own intro in the book? Sounds to me like a legacy thing.0 -
Yep, he wanted his own passage at the start of the book.
I can't believe there are many (any?!) schools that either don't have a Bible, or couldn't get one in a few days by asking for one from their local church or the Gideons.
Frankly, we can probably do without it setting an example to our children!0 -
Rick Chasey wrote:rjsterry wrote:bails87 wrote:
How many schools are there that don't have a copy of the Bible available?rjsterry wrote:notsoblue wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jan/17/michael-gove-king-james-bible
What the hell is wrong with Michael Gove, and how is he a cabinet minister?
Pretty damning that some school libraries don't already have a copy of a book that has had such a significant influence on the English speaking world.
Well quite and the whole thing is on the web anyway. If you think the 400th anniversary of the KJB is worth marking, then surely you need to do more than just drop a new copy off at each school library.
Didn't Gove have his own intro in the book? Sounds to me like a legacy thing.
Ah yes, forgot about that bit. Fairly sure the Bible takes a dim view on vanity.1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
Pinnacle Monzonite
Part of the anti-growth coalition0 -
George Osborne = Mad as a bag of wet mice and hasn't got the first clue when it comes to economics and basic mathematics.
Michael Gove = Completly frigging deluded and most likely lives on the same planet as David Ike!Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men0
