Slow today

spen666
spen666 Posts: 17,709
edited January 2012 in Commuting chat
and I'm not talking about the cycling, but the traffic on here.

We need a DD type thread about howsomeone like Sharon Shoesmith is the best head of child services or Ed Miliband is a great gargoyle or whatever it is he does
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Nah I'm struggling for material as well. I think I may have burned myself out on wednesday. Can't even think of anything sex related to discuss. :(

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  • spen666
    spen666 Posts: 17,709
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Nah I'm struggling for material as well. I think I may have burned myself out on wednesday. Can't even think of anything sex related to discuss. :(

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    Less than 2 weeks into the new year and already DDD is a shadow of his former self

    Remember him saying being a father wouldn't change his lifestyle


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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Gimme some slack here Spen I'm running on very little sleep on a very uncomfortable sofa.

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  • spen666
    spen666 Posts: 17,709
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Gimme some slack here Spen I'm running on very little sleep on a very uncomfortable sofa.

    'The Lotus position'


    She's making you sleep on the sofa? What have you done?

    Tell all the details - she caught you looking at inappropriate stuff on the net - bike stuff?
    she caught you eyeing up another - bike that is?
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Snoring, allegedly, it can wake the baby. Not that it ever has.

    She's asked me to sleep in the bedroom tonight. It can only mean one thing, bom chika wah wah!
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,773
    She wants you to deal with the baby?
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  • spen666
    spen666 Posts: 17,709
    Veronese68 wrote:
    She wants you to deal with the baby?
    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    She's asked me to sleep in the bedroom tonight. It can only mean one thing, bom chika wah wah!

    Its business time!
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,773
    In all seriousness letting the baby sleep in a noisy environment is no bad thing. If the room is too quiet you will have a child that wakes for the slightest noise for the rest of their life. You are doing the kid a favour by snoring.
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  • spen666
    spen666 Posts: 17,709
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Snoring, allegedly, it can wake the baby. Not that it ever has.


    You need to put her and baby in a different room - let her sleep on sofa. You are the one going to work so need the sleep
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    friday the 13th strikes again.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    The baby can and already has slept through my snoring. She can't.
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,773
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    The baby can and already has slept through my snoring. She can't.
    That's a different matter, don't blame the baby. My wife keeps ear plugs by the bed in case I'm particularly bad. Having said that I don't believe her, I've never heard me snoring and I've slept in the same room as myself for over 40 years.
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  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    I only snore when I sleep on my back - and then only when my mouth falls open. Seriously and genuinely considering knocking up a sort of elasticated chin strap afair to see if that keeps the pie hole closed.

    As it is (especially on those "shall we have a second bottle of wine dear" evenings) one or other of us generally repairs to the sofa bed in the study every now and then.

    Secret of a happy marriage? A spare bed somewhere.

    I agree with the earlier statement though, it's very important for your future sanity to not pussy foot around the baby. Put the child to bed and then carry on as normal (assuming it's not Dubstep night :-D ) They acclimatise very quickly but if you've trained a child to only sleep in submarine silence then.....oh well, you get the picture DDD.
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  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    SimonAH wrote:
    to not pussy foot around the baby.

    +1

    and vice versa DDD :wink:
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  • spen666
    spen666 Posts: 17,709
    Veronese68 wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    The baby can and already has slept through my snoring. She can't.
    That's a different matter, don't blame the baby. My wife keeps ear plugs by the bed in case I'm particularly bad. Having said that I don't believe her, I've never heard me snoring and I've slept in the same room as myself for over 40 years.


    that's my belief as well

    i've slept with me longer than wor lass has
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  • spen666
    spen666 Posts: 17,709
    SimonAH wrote:
    ....especially on those "shall we have a second bottle of wine dear" evenings.......

    2 bottles of wine - that is each isn't it?

    we never have less than 4 bottles between us when we open the wine?
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Sometimes I can hear myself snoring while asleep you know... it's that sleep 'where your still awake but sleeping' sleep. It's loud.

    My son doesn't seem to have any difficulty sleeping. It's my girlfriend who has to have absolute silence to sleep and it is annoying as hell. But to be honest sleeping on the sofa doesn't really bother me. I don't get woken up by a screaming baby and I actually get a considerable amount of X-box/PC game that she doesn't know about.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    spen666 wrote:
    SimonAH wrote:
    ....especially on those "shall we have a second bottle of wine dear" evenings.......

    2 bottles of wine - that is each isn't it?

    we never have less than 4 bottles between us when we open the wine?
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,372
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Snoring, allegedly, it can wake the baby. Not that it ever has.

    She's asked me to sleep in the bedroom tonight. It can only mean one thing, bom chika wah wah!

    Hah! In the unlikely event that you both manage to stay awake long enough, I guarantee that miniDDD will wake up halfway through.
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  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    rjsterry wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Snoring, allegedly, it can wake the baby. Not that it ever has.

    She's asked me to sleep in the bedroom tonight. It can only mean one thing, bom chika wah wah!

    Hah! In the unlikely event that you both manage to stay awake long enough, I guarantee that miniDDD will wake up halfway through.

    This is where the double glazed crib comes into it's own!
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  • SimonAH
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    We got caught once by my (at the time) four year old.

    "What are you doing Daddy?"

    "We were just bouncing"

    "Can you bounce again Daddy"

    "Umm, not right now darling....off you go, back to bed please"
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    rjsterry wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Snoring, allegedly, it can wake the baby. Not that it ever has.

    She's asked me to sleep in the bedroom tonight. It can only mean one thing, bom chika wah wah!

    Hah! In the unlikely event that you both manage to stay awake long enough, I guarantee that miniDDD will wake up halfway through.
    You may be giving me far more credit than I'm due here.

    EPO doesn't work in the bedroom....
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  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    SimonAH wrote:
    We got caught once by my (at the time) four year old.

    "What are you doing Daddy?"

    "We were just bouncing"

    "Can you bounce again Daddy"

    "Umm, not right now darling....off you go, back to bed please"

    Again from a then four-year-old, "Why was Mummy screaming, is she alright?"
    "Yes son, in fact she's waaaaay better than that."
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,773
    SimonAH wrote:
    We got caught once by my (at the time) four year old.

    "What are you doing Daddy?"

    "We were just bouncing"

    "Can you bounce again Daddy"

    "Umm, not right now darling....off you go, back to bed please"

    A friend of mine had their toddler walk in on them whilst he was in the submissive position. He said hearing a little voice saying "Daddy, Daddy, Sally play horsey too." was a bit of a passion killer.
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  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    Is this really an appropriate subject for discussion...?
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    clarkey cat wrote:
    Is this really an appropriate subject for discussion...?
    WTF you being serious?
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  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    clarkey cat wrote:
    Is this really an appropriate subject for discussion...?

    Well, over the years we've had depilation of the nether regions and pain in the punani.....I'd say this is a perfectly fine subject matter.

    (You don't have kids do you?)
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Once you have kids sex becomes this whole different (somewhat new) thing. It's hard to describe but I think about it differently. Like less vulgar I guess...
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  • spen666
    spen666 Posts: 17,709
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    spen666 wrote:
    SimonAH wrote:
    ....especially on those "shall we have a second bottle of wine dear" evenings.......

    2 bottles of wine - that is each isn't it?

    we never have less than 4 bottles between us when we open the wine?
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