Scottish Referendum

Now we have plundered Scotland of every useful resource it had (North Sea Oil) is it not only fair they have a vote which enables them to stop being a liability to the English tax payer anymore. (Besides surely we havent got anymore Royals who want a free University Education).
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And Laphroaig.
Er, I refer you to the following Scottish cashcows that should see the Scots through the next Ice Age and beyond:
Tunnocks
Tartan, bagpipes, haggis etc
Top-level International football
Scotch/Whiskey/Whisky
Andrew Neal's ongoing hair transplants
Wind
Scotty dogs for old ladies
I rest my case.
This includes Brazil who have now taken over from us as the sixth largest national economy demoting us to seventh, but we still send them aid money?
Apparently Scotland intends to align itself with the Scandinavian none euro zone economies, such as Norway, Denmark and Iceland. Humm? Iceland now theres a success story.
Excuse me, but you're forgetting
Irn Bru
sectarianism
knife crime
deep fried Mars Bars
knife crime
on a serious note.....I personally don't know anyone who wants independence.
It's pure pi$h by the way!!
Might be a good thing; just saying...
bet Cameroon gives this one his full backing.
Maybe the Home Counties and Cheshire should get independence too just to balance things up.
Just show's that it is a complex issue.
You must be confused?
GM I used think you knew what you were talking about...
you forgot to mention Rain, next time England suffers a drought...
Fair fill your honest jolly face
Great chieftain of the pudding race
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
'Great chieftain of the pudding race' came back as 'mighty fuhrer of the sausage people'.
There is a theory (continued by the MIGHT Daily Mash) that he's currently trying to piss of the Scots by "interfering with the process" just so we "rise like a nation again". Oh God I do worry for us at times
Can't help but think it loses a certain something in the translation.
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.