Crud awards 2011 ?

Northwind

See, I used to like responding with calm reason and watching him explode. Think he was allergic.

Not sure who deserves the funnyman title more, Cooldad or Sheeps. Quick, both of you, say something funny.

MountainMonster

Your face!



Ohhhhh, I win

cooldad

MountainMonster wrote:

My face!



Ohhhhh, I'm still useless

I don't want the funnyman title, I want second scariest, in memory of Yeehaa, RIP. Scariest is that moron who muses.

welshkev

i'm gutted i haven't been nominated for anything, even most useless or most welsh guy called kev who posts here

Gazlar

welshkev wrote:

i'm gutted i haven't been nominated for anything, even most useless or most welsh guy called kev who posts here

I nominate Welshkev for the welshest Kevin on the forum. Although if Sheeps is Kevin Webster and his mum is from Rhyl I think he might win it

cooldad

welshkev wrote:

i'm gutted i haven't been nominated for anything, even most useless or most welsh guy called kev who posts here

That's because no one believes you are a guy. Or Welsh. Or actually called Kev. If you were you would change your name to something less pikey, like Kevin.

cat_with_no_tail

cooldad wrote:

MountainMonster wrote:

My face!



Ohhhhh, I'm still useless

I don't want the funnyman title, I want second scariest, in memory of Yeehaa, RIP. Scariest is that moron who muses.

Do you have a little shrine to him in your house? Lots of scented candles and printed photos and memorable quotes, that kind of thing? Do you have a life-sized pic of yeehaa above your bed? Do you think he is actually Jebus?

I only ask because you seem to be a yeehaa fanboi of the highest order. It's like every time someone mentions his name or hints at his existence, you seem to explode with sycophantic posts demanding his ban be overturned and basking in some sort of nostalgic wankathon.

I know we love stalkers here, but seriously, it's kinda creepy.

Can we have a "biggest fanboi" award?

cooldad

Excellent idea, might start a campaign. I'm also thinking of buying St Pauls and changing the name.

I do like to see what sh1t idiots post when his name is mentioned.

Guess that loses me your vote for second scariest?

cat_with_no_tail

cooldad wrote:

second scariest?

That's like my c0ck.

cooldad

Cat With No Tail wrote:

cooldad wrote:

second scariest?

That's like my c0ck.

That's what your wife told me anyway. She said mine was the scariest.

Stevo_666

I'll have a go:

Poster of the year - Sheeps
Funnyman of the year - Gaz by a country mile
Best troll of the year - Fully-Mong, very consistent effort until he disappeared after featuring in the Crudmas thread.
The nicest bike award - Lawman, his Mojo must be awesome because he keeps telling us it is.
Forum legend - Foxc, for causing so many simultaneous stiffys amongst the many desperadoes on the forum.
Best banned person of the year - Yeehaa
Most missed - Fully-Mong, I've shot at him so may times but never managed to hit the b@astard: the sights on my hunting rifle must be fecked.
Thread of the year - Has to be the 12 Days of Crudmas
The most annoying crudcatcher cnut - Tricky one, think it has to be Focuszing but there were so many to choose from.
Forum Whore - Projectsome for starting so many bl00dy morning threads (including ones that started in the evening) ;-)
Scariest Forumite - cooldad, for his unnatural admiration for Yeehaa. I reckon Yee wasn't banned, instead he's lying tied to a bed in cooldad's house with both his legs broken and cooldad telling him "I'm your biggest fan..."
Biggest forum tart - Kev, for asking to be nominated :-)
Most useless - Kickingmule for his total inability to get his end away and asking for sympathy from us lot :-D

cooldad

Curses busted. But you'll never find the ditch I'll have to dump him in.
The real me

Stevo_666

Looks like you'd win 'ugliest forumite' as well but there was no category for that.

cooldad

Stevo 666 wrote:

Looks like you'd win 'ugliest forumite' as well but there was no category for that.

Watch it, might take an interest in you once I'm bored with Yeehaa

mak3m

gotta love a gilf now an then

cooldad

Sick perv of the year goes to mak3m.
On the other hand Sunderland 1, Man City 0.
Happy New Year.

welshkev

Stevo 666 wrote:

I'll have a go:


Biggest forum tart - Kev, for asking to be nominated :-)
D

YAY!! nominated at last

Gazlar

when we totting this all up, it seems to have taken off in traditional crudcatcher style and descended into anarchy........Good Work

cooldad

In proper cruddy style we should be able to award ourselves any random title and have a flame war over any disputed ones.

Gazlar

ok then i award myself the title of coolest dad

bartimaeus

cooldad wrote:

Curses busted. But you'll never find the ditch I'll have to dump him in.
The real me

Wow... the likeness is uncanny!

cooldad

Gazlar wrote:

ok then i award myself the title of paedo dad

Seconded

Gazlar

cooldad wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

ok then i award myself the title of paedo dad

Sloppy Seconded

Well if your into that kind of thing

POW!

Clank

Sloppy Seconded

Gazlar wrote:

Well if your into that kind of thing

M'eh. In terms of lubrication, it's less effort than pickin' the scabs.

lawman

Poster of the year - Sheeps
Funnyman of the year - Gaz by a country mile
Best troll of the year - Fully-mong, no contest
The nicest bike award - Greygoose's nomad
Forum legend - Gazlar purely for the 12 days of crudmas thread, epic!!
Best banned person of the year - Yeehaa
Most missed - El Cap
Thread of the year - Gotta be the 12 Days of Crudmas
The most annoying crudcatcher cnut - spamming cnuts!!!
Forum Whore - Projectsome
Scariest Forumite - cooldad
Biggest forum tart - Kev, cos he asked to be nominated
Most useless - Fully-mong

Gazlar

lawman wrote:

Funnyman of the year - Gaz by a country mile
Forum legend - Gazlar purely for the 12 days of crudmas thread, epic!!
Thread of the year - Gotta be the 12 Days of Crudmas

Cheers mate, that £20 is on its way to you, although "purely" for the 12 days of crudmas, not for being an all round super sweet and awesome guy who overlooks the fact that you are a) a posh fan and b)dislike bacon??

lawman

Holy Thread resurrection Batman and all that shizzle but...

Did this actually ever get finished or did i miss it?

cooldad

lawman wrote:

Holy Thread resurrection Batman and all that shizzle but...

Did this actually ever get finished or did i miss it?

You were voted Best forumite to ignore.