Crud awards 2011 ?

Pudseyp
Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
edited February 2012 in The Crudcatcher
Are we having a crudcatcher review and awards for 2011 ?
Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
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  • Yeah sure.

    Funniest member - 'cooldad' for his HILARIOUS joke about Martin Brundle. I nearly died reading it, SO FUNNY. He was like like 'Martin Brundle is not a good presenter he is a ****' but actually he meant the opposite of that because he used sarcasm. What a guy.

    That's all I have.
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  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Yeah sure.

    Funniest member - 'cooldad' for his HILARIOUS joke about Martin Brundle. I nearly died reading it, SO FUNNY. He was like like 'Martin Brundle is not a good presenter he is a ****' but actually he meant the opposite of that because he used sarcasm. What a guy.

    That's all I have.

    Thing is you need a sense of humour in Crudcatcher...I guess santa didn't turn up with yours....never mind if your a good boy you may get one next year.

    Oh and by the way, I think Martin Brundle is the biggest ******* ass **** on TV almost as bad as that ****** Eddie Jordan who ****** up all the time speaking ******* **** all the time and David Coultard is a **** for wearing tight white trousers the ******* ****.

    I do like them all though.
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • I vote MountainMonster for most useless of 2011!
  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    edited December 2011
    Topics for votes are:

    Poster of the year
    Funnyman of the year
    Best troll of the year
    The nicest bike award
    Forum legend
    Best banned person of the year
    Most missed
    Thred of the year
    The most annoying crudcatcher cnut
    Forum Whore

    Forgot MOST HELPFULL
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    Poster of the year
    Anything from the red head thread
    Funnyman of the year
    Got to be Gazlar
    Best troll of the year
    Cooldad
    The nicest bike award
    CWNT's Bionicon wish i had £1500
    Forum legend
    Sheeps
    Best banned person of the year
    Yee
    Most missed
    Fullymong
    Thred of the year
    Gazlars Days of Christmas
    The most annoying crudcatcher cnut
    Focusizing
    Forum Whore
    Pudsyep 61% of all posts in MTB Buying advice gwan lad
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Poster of the year Cooldad
    Funnyman of the year Gazlar
    Best troll of the year Fabian2
    The nicest bike award Greygoose
    Forum legend YehaaMcgee
    Best banned person of the year YehaaMcgee
    Most missed El-Capitano
    Thred of the year Fabian's moterised motorbike non motobike bicycle thread
    The most annoying crudcatcher cnut Focuszing
    Forum Whore Projectsome :wink:

    You forgot 2 vital ones
    Scariest Forumite
    Biggest forum tart
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • And most useless, that was in it last year, and I was runner up. I want to claim my prize this year, i've tried so hard.
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    so is this the final list?

    Poster of the year
    Funnyman of the year
    Best troll of the year
    The nicest bike award
    Forum legend
    Best banned person of the year
    Most missed
    Thred of the year
    The most annoying crudcatcher cnut
    Forum Whore
    Scariest Forumite
    Biggest forum tart
    Most useless
  • I can live with that one.
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    So to add these

    Scariest Forumite YehaaMcgee
    Biggest forum tart Andy.. Well who else :wink:
    Most useless MountainMonster
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • VWsurfbum wrote:
    So to add these

    Scariest Forumite YehaaMcgee
    Biggest forum tart Andy.. Well who else :wink:
    Most useless MountainMonster

    Joohoo a vote for me :D
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    And for the Wooooosh trophy for being in way over his head I nominate Frantic Mr Fux
    I don't do smileys.

    There is no secret ingredient - Kung Fu Panda

    London Calling on Facebook

    Parktools
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Can we have an award for Most desperate to get an award even if it is the most most useless one?

    Oh and when do voying lines close, I don't want to still be charged but my vote not be counted?

    In other Votes

    Poster of the year - CWNT for his dedication to posting, so much so that he broke his leg to spend more time on here
    Funnyman of the year - Sheeps - big sticks
    Best troll of the year - Focuszing for his internet wasting musing thread
    The nicest bike award - Lawman's Ibis Mojo, Cnut
    Forum legend - FoxC for taking my constant barrage of stalking an inappropriateness in her stride with the humour its meant
    Best banned person of the year - Yeehaa or any of the spammers, but yeehaa
    Most missed - Fully-Sprung's mums tattybojangles, her face and hair often taking the force of my discharge
    Thread of the year - Gotta be the dustcap debacle
    The most annoying crudcatcher cnut - Focuszing, but in a as cnuts go, youre ok way
    Forum Whore - Kaise/Kaiser
    Scariest Forumite - Sheeps, Big Sticks, No Messtins, Sideways
    Biggest forum tart - Andy
    Most useless - Just because begging to be most useless is pathetic, I have to give it to Mountain Monster, I also have to vote for him as most useless
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • I will edit/add as I think

    I never win these things

    Poster of the year : Gazlar
    Funnyman of the year : Cooldad
    Best troll of the year : The guy with the motorized bicycle convoy nonsense
    The nicest bike award: The guy with the motorized bicycle convoy nonsense
    Forum legend: Jay12...forever twelve
    Best banned person of the year: Yeeha...needs unbanned
    Most missed: Yeeha
    Thread of the year
    The most annoying crudcatcher cnut: Fully Sprung
    Forum Whore: Andy
    Scariest Forumite:
    Biggest forum tart:
    Most useless:
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Think best bike/pimping/bike tart whatever it is award has to go to Mr "Pimp my Carrerra" aka getonyourbike. God only knows how much time and money he spent making his bike look good.
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Angry Bird wrote:
    Think best bike/pimping/bike tart whatever it is award has to go to Mr "Pimp my Carrerra" aka getonyourbike. God only knows how much time and money he spent making his bike look good.

    That was all going very well until the last two words.
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    supersonic wrote:
    Angry Bird wrote:
    Think best bike/pimping/bike tart whatever it is award has to go to Mr "Pimp my Carrerra" aka getonyourbike. God only knows how much time and money he spent making his bike look good.

    That was all going very well until the last two words.

    :lol: Maybe "trying" should have been included...
  • Gazlar wrote:
    Can we have an award for Most desperate to get an award even if it is the most most useless one?

    Oh and when do voying lines close, I don't want to still be charged but my vote not be counted?

    In other Votes

    Poster of the year - CWNT for his dedication to posting, so much so that he broke his leg to spend more time on here
    Funnyman of the year - Sheeps - big sticks
    Best troll of the year - Focuszing for his internet wasting musing thread
    The nicest bike award - Lawman's Ibis Mojo, Cnut
    Forum legend - FoxC for taking my constant barrage of stalking an inappropriateness in her stride with the humour its meant
    Best banned person of the year - Yeehaa or any of the spammers, but yeehaa
    Most missed - Fully-Sprung's mums tattybojangles, her face and hair often taking the force of my discharge
    Thread of the year - Gotta be the dustcap debacle
    The most annoying crudcatcher cnut - Focuszing, but in a as cnuts go, youre ok way
    Forum Whore - Kaise/Kaiser
    Scariest Forumite - Sheeps, Big Sticks, No Messtins, Sideways
    Biggest forum tart - Andy
    Most useless - Just because begging to be most useless is pathetic, I have to give it to Mountain Monster, I also have to vote for him as most useless

    Do I also win the desperate one?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    No, you're so useless you'd come 4th
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    edited December 2011
    Poster of the year - You're all pretty meh to be honest.
    Funnyman of the year - Sheepsteeth
    Best troll of the year - Motorised bicycle guy
    The nicest bike award - aaron_saph's Carbon Nomad EPIC bike!
    Forum legend - nobody has earnt legend status this year
    Best banned person of the year - Mystery spam-bomber.
    Most missed - El Cap
    Thread of the year - Twelve days of crudmas of course.
    The most annoying crudcatcher cnut - you're all cnuts to be fair, but most annoying, probably Fully-mong
    Forum Whore - Foxc, she's clearly begging for it, so Gaz keeps on telling us anyway.
    Scariest Forumite - Raymondavalon, strikes me as the sort that "knows people", can find out where you live, and could make it look like an accident.
    Biggest forum tart - Lawman, for name-dropping the mojo in almost every thread he's replied to all year. Did you know he's got a Mojo HD? :lol:
    Most useless - Everyone not nominated in this thread. If you're not nominated for an award on an internet forum by a bunch of wierdos you'll probably only ever meet once or twice, you're a nobody, and clearly useless.
  • Poster of the year - You're all pretty meh to be honest.

    Scariest Forumite - Raymondavalon, strikes me as the sort that "knows people", can find out where you live, and could make it look like an accident.

    Uhm, well...accidents do happen, but the authorities do become suspicious when an entire family is killed by a single toothpick and 3 inch length of dental floss.. it may "seem" like an accident but to the trained eye.. it could also seem supernatural.

    Oh, thanks for the vote of confidence, haven't had that much support since I managed to intimidate the b¡tch who was on my parole board hearing.. yea the one found dead with a toothpick stuck in her throat and suspended from her epiglottis with a piece of dental floss so she could neither swallow it or spit it out.
    I believe it was reported as a personal hygiene accident..

    Lime stings and liver are for amateurs...
  • ilovedirt
    ilovedirt Posts: 5,798
    When did Yeehaa get banned? I don't visit the crudcatcher much. I had wondered where he was...
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    He actually annoyed Raymondavalon and got flossed. He may or may not be in a ditch.
    I don't do smileys.

    There is no secret ingredient - Kung Fu Panda

    London Calling on Facebook

    Parktools
  • ilovedirt
    ilovedirt Posts: 5,798
    Didn't he annoy everyone? That was his 'thing'...
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Only idiots and the odd mod. Not that I'm suggesting there's any similarity of course.
    I don't do smileys.

    There is no secret ingredient - Kung Fu Panda

    London Calling on Facebook

    Parktools
  • ilovedirt
    ilovedirt Posts: 5,798
    I must fall under the former category then ;)
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    I kind of enjoyed the thought of people going all purple with veins throbbing having arguments with him.
    But I do have a very boring life.
    I don't do smileys.

    There is no secret ingredient - Kung Fu Panda

    London Calling on Facebook

    Parktools
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    But yes, assuming you are not a mod, you must.
    I don't do smileys.

    There is no secret ingredient - Kung Fu Panda

    London Calling on Facebook

    Parktools
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,306
    Poster of the year : CWNT, just
    Funnyman of the year : Sheepsteeth
    Best troll of the year : Fabian2
    The nicest bike award: hmmm..... the santa cruz nomad from the loaded guy in honk-kong
    Forum legend: Sheepsteeth
    Best banned person of the year: Yeeha, even though he was a bit of a cnut
    Most missed: El cap? he hardly posts anymore
    Thread of the year: 12 days of crudmas- EPIC
    The most annoying crudcatcher cnut: Fully Sprung, by far. utter bellend
    Forum Whore: Andy
    Scariest Forumite:SS- afterall he has the banstick-HAYAH!!
    Biggest forum tart:the big cheese
    Most useless: all the spamming tw@s
  • ilovedirt
    ilovedirt Posts: 5,798
    cooldad wrote:
    I kind of enjoyed the thought of people going all purple with veins throbbing having arguments with him.
    But I do have a very boring life.
    Yeah, I realised not long after that that was pretty much why he was there and stopped arguing :P
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