If Chuck Norris rode a bike...
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b16 b3n wrote:LeicesterLad wrote:b16 b3n wrote:If Chuck Norris rode a bike, he would not go up the hills, he'd tunnel through them and meet you at the other side!
Your certain he's not a 'fag' then.
boooooooorrrrrrrrrriiiiiiinnnnnnnnngggggggggggg :roll: So boring you took the time out of your day to reply. 0 -
LeicesterLad wrote:b16 b3n wrote:LeicesterLad wrote:b16 b3n wrote:If Chuck Norris rode a bike, he would not go up the hills, he'd tunnel through them and meet you at the other side!
Your certain he's not a 'fag' then.
boooooooorrrrrrrrrriiiiiiinnnnnnnnngggggggggggg :roll: So boring you took the time out of your day to reply. "Get a bicycle. You won't regret it if you live"
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Chuck Norris did 78mph UP Kirkstone Pass, and you can ask him for proof if you want.0
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.0
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next time he will do it on a bike and not on footSandyballs wrote:Chuck Norris did 78mph UP Kirkstone Pass, and you can ask him for proof if you want.0 -
LeicesterLad wrote:Chuck Norris DOESNT remove the Gherkin from his BicMac.
Now I think you're just bulling with that one!0 -
Pross wrote:LeicesterLad wrote:Chuck Norris DOESNT remove the Gherkin from his BicMac.
Now I think you're just bulling with that one!
Chuck's Breakfast:-
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yehbut,, Steven Segal cud 'ave 'im though.0
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De Sisti wrote:yehbut,, Steven Segal cud 'ave 'im though.
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Seagal has a ninja-gut these days. Norris would monster him!
What do I ride? Now that's an Enigma!0 -
If Chuck Norris and Steven Segal physically connected, the world would reboot to 1986. Fact.0
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And Van Damme would still be cack!
What do I ride? Now that's an Enigma!0 -
Every time Chuck breathes out he re-pressurises three, no five, empty CO2 cylinders.Purveyor of "up"
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"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had two missed calls off Chuck Norris!0
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He still wouldn't beat Bhima to the Cat and Fiddle. 8)Summer - Canyon Ultimate CF SLX 9.0 Team
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Gizmodo wrote:He still wouldn't beat Bhima to the Cat and Fiddle. 8)
Chuck - "Cat - skinned. Fiddle - All played out. Bhima - Who he?" Purveyor of "up"0 -
Chuck's bike would contain enough petrol for the whole of the UK.Purveyor of "up"0
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If Chuck Norris rode a bike...he'd get over taken by Bruce Lee (doesn't even matter if he's dead).Carrera TDF 2011 Limited Edition.
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