What is this country coming to?
junglist_matty
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Really, REALLY needs to be re-posted to the CC where it can get the attention it deserves!0
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Cat With No Tail wrote:Really, REALLY needs to be re-posted to the CC where it can get the attention it deserves!
sorted."Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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I don't see the problem. The women get to whore themselves to guys who actually have money, the guys get to knob women whithout being deluded into thinking the women are with them because of their "kick-ass personality and awesome looks".Formally known as Coatbridgeguy0
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Montevideoguy wrote:I don't see the problem. The women get to whore themselves to guys who actually have money, the guys get to knob women whithout being deluded into thinking the women are with them because of their "kick-ass personality and awesome looks".
^ this.
Plus the girls in the pictures are hardly 'hot'. You'd get better for a lot less going elsewhere.Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
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Friday night in Rhyl you'll get a hundred slags for that sort of money.
Plus some lingering memories.I don't do smileys.
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Not quite right!cooldad wrote:Friday night in Rhyl you'll get a hundred slags for that sort of money.
Plus some lingering itches.
Fixed it!+ 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!
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So basically there all whores....you pay for a date...so there crack haddled, diease ridden prossies.0
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i was sorely hoping this would be a thread about them foreigners.
a load of them just moved in to council houses round here and they dont have to pay for them or nothing.
this happens a lot.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:i was sorely hoping this would be a thread about them foreigners.
a load of them just moved in to council houses round here and they dont have to pay for them or nothing.
this happens a lot.
Petrol Bombs.....sideways no messtins...?0 -
If I had the money to throw away, why not? Both parties get what they want?
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Pudseyp wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:i was sorely hoping this would be a thread about them foreigners.
a load of them just moved in to council houses round here and they dont have to pay for them or nothing.
this happens a lot.
Petrol Bombs.....sideways no messtins...?
Am I right in remembering that Sheeps, for a job hides bombs for soldiers to find?0 -
I wonder if this can be rated as Sexist if they dont do one for the well off ladies."Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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RevellRider wrote:Pudseyp wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:i was sorely hoping this would be a thread about them foreigners.
a load of them just moved in to council houses round here and they dont have to pay for them or nothing.
this happens a lot.
Petrol Bombs.....sideways no messtins...?
Am I right in remembering that Sheeps, for a job hides bombs for soldiers to find?
i hide them and teach them to find them.0 -
Looking at the photos of them and being in my 40's, I can only say...
I'd pay a dollar for that....0 -
I suppose the same result could be achieved by going on plenty of fish and telling impressionable 19 year old girls that you have your own car.Formally known as Coatbridgeguy0
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Just one!"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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Montevideoguy wrote:I suppose the same result could be achieved by going on plenty of fish and telling impressionable 19 year old girls that you have your own car."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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if you were going on plenty of fish surely there is only one person you need to pester.0
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What about all the impressionable 19 year olds though, seems like there's a bit of mileage there as I have my own car."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Remember... go for the ones that say they're not looking for casual things... they're whores in denial
Just go "I have my own car, I have a good sense of humour, and I wash"
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Montevideoguy wrote:Remember... go for the ones that say they're not looking for casual things... they're whores in denial
Just go "I have my own car, I have a good sense of humour, and I wash"
They'll be lining up to be molested
Sounds like my last birthday party.0 -
junglist_matty wrote:You only need two tools: WD40 and Duck Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the tape.0 -
There is a cheaper way rohlypnol, rag, shovel, ditch.0
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Do they come in price brackets:-
Supermodel = big bucks
Goodlooking = feeling a bit flush and I fancy a good time
Plain Jane = meal & cheap plonk
Munter = what to do with them tesco vouchers you cant find a use for0 -
Montevideoguy wrote:I suppose the same result could be achieved by going on plenty of fish and telling impressionable 19 year old girls that you have your own car.
I wonder if this would work on the boys?0 -
I have a van, does that count?0
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foxc_uk wrote:Montevideoguy wrote:I suppose the same result could be achieved by going on plenty of fish and telling impressionable 19 year old girls that you have your own car.
I wonder if this would work on the boys?
yes when i was 16 i started to see a girl who was 17 and could drive, it was awesome0 -
welshkev wrote:foxc_uk wrote:Montevideoguy wrote:I suppose the same result could be achieved by going on plenty of fish and telling impressionable 19 year old girls that you have your own car.
I wonder if this would work on the boys?
yes when i was 16 i started to see a girl who was 17 and could drive, it was awesome0 -
dabbleonabike wrote:I have a van, does that count?
Only if it has blacked out windows, a big bottle of chloroform, cable ties and plastic sheeting.Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
Who are you calling inbred?0