What is this country coming to?

junglist_matty
junglist_matty Posts: 1,731
edited October 2011 in The Crudcatcher
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  • Really, REALLY needs to be re-posted to the CC where it can get the attention it deserves!
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Really, REALLY needs to be re-posted to the CC where it can get the attention it deserves!

    sorted.
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    It's an understanding between both parties as adults to move forward at an introductory level that there's going to be compensation

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  • I don't see the problem. The women get to whore themselves to guys who actually have money, the guys get to knob women whithout being deluded into thinking the women are with them because of their "kick-ass personality and awesome looks".
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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    I don't see the problem. The women get to whore themselves to guys who actually have money, the guys get to knob women whithout being deluded into thinking the women are with them because of their "kick-ass personality and awesome looks".

    ^ this.

    Plus the girls in the pictures are hardly 'hot'. You'd get better for a lot less going elsewhere.
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Friday night in Rhyl you'll get a hundred slags for that sort of money.
    Plus some lingering memories.
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  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    Not quite right!
    cooldad wrote:
    Friday night in Rhyl you'll get a hundred slags for that sort of money.
    Plus some lingering itches.

    Fixed it! :D
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  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    So basically there all whores....you pay for a date...so there crack haddled, diease ridden prossies.
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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    i was sorely hoping this would be a thread about them foreigners.

    a load of them just moved in to council houses round here and they dont have to pay for them or nothing.

    this happens a lot.
  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    i was sorely hoping this would be a thread about them foreigners.

    a load of them just moved in to council houses round here and they dont have to pay for them or nothing.

    this happens a lot.

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  • If I had the money to throw away, why not? Both parties get what they want?

    Though I'd find a company that made bullet proof condoms first!
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  • RevellRider
    RevellRider Posts: 1,794
    Pudseyp wrote:
    i was sorely hoping this would be a thread about them foreigners.

    a load of them just moved in to council houses round here and they dont have to pay for them or nothing.

    this happens a lot.

    Petrol Bombs.....sideways no messtins...?

    Am I right in remembering that Sheeps, for a job hides bombs for soldiers to find?
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    I wonder if this can be rated as Sexist if they dont do one for the well off ladies.
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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    Pudseyp wrote:
    i was sorely hoping this would be a thread about them foreigners.

    a load of them just moved in to council houses round here and they dont have to pay for them or nothing.

    this happens a lot.

    Petrol Bombs.....sideways no messtins...?

    Am I right in remembering that Sheeps, for a job hides bombs for soldiers to find?

    i hide them and teach them to find them.
  • Looking at the photos of them and being in my 40's, I can only say...



    I'd pay a dollar for that....
  • I suppose the same result could be achieved by going on plenty of fish and telling impressionable 19 year old girls that you have your own car.
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Just one!
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,164
    I suppose the same result could be achieved by going on plenty of fish and telling impressionable 19 year old girls that you have your own car.
    19, you say...must try that.
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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    if you were going on plenty of fish surely there is only one person you need to pester.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,164
    What about all the impressionable 19 year olds though, seems like there's a bit of mileage there as I have my own car.
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  • Remember... go for the ones that say they're not looking for casual things... they're whores in denial ;)


    Just go "I have my own car, I have a good sense of humour, and I wash"


    They'll be lining up to be molested
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  • Remember... go for the ones that say they're not looking for casual things... they're whores in denial ;)


    Just go "I have my own car, I have a good sense of humour, and I wash"


    They'll be lining up to be molested

    Sounds like my last birthday party.
  • Daz555
    Daz555 Posts: 3,976
    What is this country coming to? Just an extension of the oldest profession, surely?
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  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    There is a cheaper way rohlypnol, rag, shovel, ditch.
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  • pilch
    pilch Posts: 1,136
    Do they come in price brackets:-

    Supermodel = big bucks

    Goodlooking = feeling a bit flush and I fancy a good time

    Plain Jane = meal & cheap plonk

    Munter = what to do with them tesco vouchers you cant find a use for
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  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    I suppose the same result could be achieved by going on plenty of fish and telling impressionable 19 year old girls that you have your own car.

    I wonder if this would work on the boys?
  • I have a van, does that count?
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    foxc_uk wrote:
    I suppose the same result could be achieved by going on plenty of fish and telling impressionable 19 year old girls that you have your own car.

    I wonder if this would work on the boys?

    yes :lol: when i was 16 i started to see a girl who was 17 and could drive, it was awesome :lol:
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    welshkev wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    I suppose the same result could be achieved by going on plenty of fish and telling impressionable 19 year old girls that you have your own car.

    I wonder if this would work on the boys?

    yes :lol: when i was 16 i started to see a girl who was 17 and could drive, it was awesome :lol:
    *Monty Burns* Eeeexcellent :twisted:
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    I have a van, does that count?

    Only if it has blacked out windows, a big bottle of chloroform, cable ties and plastic sheeting.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?