The "I'm not Banned" Monday morning thread
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You know when you've given it your all in a Rugby game when?
1) your bicep turns green
2)your hip turns purple
3)your foot start to cramp
4) all of the above!+ 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!
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IcarusGreen wrote:You know when you've given it your all in a Rugby game when?
You've had to apply extra strong deapheat to you balls and obvious to generate the will to go on!All hail the FSM and his noodly appendage!0 -
bicyclepirate wrote:
apply extra strong deapheat to you balls and obvious to generate the will to go on!IcarusGreen wrote:You know when you've given it your all in a Rugby game when?
Otherwise known as the angerwank.0 -
Clank wrote:foxc_uk wrote:I might not have been banned, but I have just been dumped.
His last gift to you was saving you from having to dump his ass.
Better luck with the next one!
Never a truer word spoken.
I did nothing wrong, in his own words everything was fine, he just didn't see it working out.
And I had been thinking that I might have to dump him...
NEXT!0 -
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It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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NEXT.
Im here lol
Few problems im happily taken for!
You dont know me and i dont know you!
Good luck in your next one all the good blokes have not gone trust me.0 -
who got banned then?Whether you're a king or a little street sweeper, sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.
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rooney got banned for a couple of games,
Courtney Lawes got banned for a couple of games.
Matt Stevens got a 2 year ban.
Summat involving rubber not being allowed on as well,you know, rubber banned, but im too daft to think of a good pun.
Cant think of any more.0 -
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seriously?
why?Whether you're a king or a little street sweeper, sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.
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foxc_uk wrote:I might not have been banned, but I have just been dumped.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
U-N-L-U-C-K-Y!!!
And the rest of you homos should all be ashamed of yourselves. Offering sympathy and all that guff. Where the fark do you think you are.0 -
t0pc4t wrote:seriously?
why?
breach of the rules and he'd had too many warnings apparently, the post was delted when i knew about it and replaced with
"post deleted
You have been warned enough times about the way you talk to people on these forums. It is not acceptable. Banned until you can start behaving"
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ah fair enough. I suppose you could get offended by him if you take him seriously.Whether you're a king or a little street sweeper, sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.
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the cat has a point!Cat With No Tail wrote:
And the rest of you homos should all be ashamed of yourselves. Offering sympathy and all that guff. Where the fark do you think you are.foxc_uk wrote:I might not have been banned, but I have just been dumped.
Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuted!0 -
Cat With No Tail wrote:foxc_uk wrote:I might not have been banned, but I have just been dumped.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
U-N-L-U-C-K-Y!!!
And the rest of you homos should all be ashamed of yourselves. Offering sympathy and all that guff. Where the fark do you think you are.
surely one when sees a damsel in distress one offers sympathy in the hope of a rebound shag?
at least that's how it was when I was single anywayWhether you're a king or a little street sweeper, sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.
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Even the guy I expected a rebound shag off hasn't responded to my text....
Time to go get shares in Ben and Jerry's and 98 cats0 -
My phone's playing up. It hasn't come through yetfoxc_uk wrote:Even the guy I expected a rebound shag off hasn't responded to my text....
Time to go get shares in Ben and Jerry's and 98 cats
It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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To be honest I was kinda expecting it - I've had the odd whinge on here about him so I was prepared for the 'worst'
He obviously has no farking clue how fricking awesome I am, and doesn't deserve to be graced with my presence.
thekickingmule I think there's some problems with Orange in Notts at the moment?0 -
I'm on Orange! But I'm not in Notts. Everything's fine here in Leeds I think. Don't worry though, once that texts come through, I'll drive down like a bullet :twisted:foxc_uk wrote:To be honest I was kinda expecting it - I've had the odd whinge on here about him so I was prepared for the 'worst'
He obviously has no farking clue how fricking awesome I am, and doesn't deserve to be graced with my presence.
thekickingmule I think there's some problems with Orange in Notts at the moment?It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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Don't worry though, once that texts come through, I'll go down like a bullet0
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In honesty, if it asked for it in the text.....
EDIT: Depends how you read that though hahahaIt takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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Am I in there? It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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