And suddenly it all makes sense....
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London_Falcon wrote:Currently wearing the lycra underneath baggies so didn't feel that really counted
and for very obvious reasons the Engalnd rugby top has been banished from the cycling gear pile to the diy around the house pile
Yes - I am sure that it has suffered the same fate as many England rugby and football shirts.....I believe that there is now a surplus of Man City 'Tevez' shirts in the plastering trade....0 -
London_Falcon wrote:Currently wearing the lycra underneath baggies so didn't feel that really counted
and for very obvious reasons the Engalnd rugby top has been banished from the cycling gear pile to the diy around the house pile
White lycra is the way forward due to visibility. People can (*ahem*) see you better in them...Reporter: "What's your prediction for the fight?"
Clubber Lang: "Prediction?"
Reporter: "Yes. Prediction"
Clubber Lang: "....Pain!!!"0 -
Il Principe wrote:
The missus received her first Wiggle box last week. She was very pleased with the free Haribo. Essentially Haribo is Wiggle's gateway drug.
The Haribo provide an instant on-hand bribe to the kids not to let their mum know another Wiggle box has arrived. Trouble is, they now expect it - and Wiggle aren't the most reliable in their Haribo largesse...ROAD < Scott Foil HMX Di2, Volagi Liscio Di2, Jamis Renegade Elite Di2, Cube Reaction Race > ROUGH0 -
White lycra is the way forward due to visibility. People can (*ahem*) see you better in them...
especially with a moniker like your's I guess :shock:Black Specialised Sirrus Sport, red Nightvision jacket, orange Hump backpack FCN - 7
Red and black Specialized Rockhopper Expert MTB0 -
London_Falcon wrote:
especially with a moniker like your's I guess :shock:
Oooooo, Matron!!Reporter: "What's your prediction for the fight?"
Clubber Lang: "Prediction?"
Reporter: "Yes. Prediction"
Clubber Lang: "....Pain!!!"0 -
Ride hard wrote:
Oooooo, Matron!!
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2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
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The women in my office made me do a little parade in my lycra tights today!
Not sure what to make of that.
If you'd asked me to wear lycra 6 months ago, I would have just laughed, now I have 3 tights and 2 shorts.0 -
Joelsim wrote:The women in my office made me do a little parade in my lycra tights today!
Not sure what to make of that.
And you commute on a hybrid. Just think what they'd get up to if you commuted on a man's bike :twisted:0 -
dhope wrote:
And you commute on a hybrid. Just think what they'd get up to if you commuted on a man's bike :twisted:
They would probably have stripped off, gone down on all fours and asked me to park it...
No doubt.0 -
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Joelsim wrote:The women in my office made me do a little parade in my lycra tights today!
Made you. Yeah right. I expect they also made you do the coquettish 'shy smile over the shoulder' look too whilst pressing your finger to your mouth, and the 'bent over looking backwards past your left kneecap' later on. Probably.
Made you. Pffft.0 -
do the coquettish 'shy smile over the shoulder' look too whilst pressing your finger to your mouth, and the 'bent over looking backwards past your left kneecap' later on.
you seem very familiar with this pose.
You do any others?0 -
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No, they didn't get me to do that. I did a little dance and then got embarrassed.0
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We don't wear lycra for the gratification of others you know0
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Jay dubbleU wrote:We don't wear lycra for the gratification of others you know
What's this 'we' business? Some of us most certainly do.0 -
Joelsim wrote:No, they didn't get me to do that. I did a little dance and then got embarrassed.
You. Did. A. Little. Dance :shock: :shock: :shock:
You. Did. A. Lit.... <thud>Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter0 -
Kieran_Burns wrote:
Judging by this avatar, he has children... He did some Dad dancing... :shock: :shock: :shock: <thud>0 -
Right on all counts. When you have children, making a fool of yourself becomes fun.
To my amazement they said I looked good.0 -
Joelsim wrote:The women in my office made me do a little parade in my lycra tights today!
Not sure what to make of that.
If you'd asked me to wear lycra 6 months ago, I would have just laughed, now I have 3 tights and 2 shorts.
i got slapped on the arse when i walked through our offices today which was followed by "nice an tight" :shock:
an before it starts it was a girl who did the slapping!Keeping it classy since '830 -
In my first job whenever I used to make a cup of tea a 'older lady' (20yrs older) colleague would come into the tea room grab hold of my bum and have a conversation with me while doing it...Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
I definitely get smiled at more when wearing lycra rather than baggies.0
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Just down the right leg, it sometimes gets caught behind my kneecap which is a pain tho'.
If you're still loved up on Ibiza happy pills then perhaps let's not meet up in RP just yet mate...0 -
There is no avoiding it is there.
Fact is everyone who wears lycra is a little bit of an exhibitionist.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Not during rutting season anyway...
I did head down to Playa d'en Bossa and I instantly started feeling like I was getting mashed. Just that amphetamine atmosphere, shabby clubs, banging tech-house on speakers that cant handle it... started getting flashbacks to darker days. Jumped in a cab and headed back to our hotel.
Thought I still had a bit of the old raver left in me but alas not.0 -
Unfortunately I still have. I couldn't go back to Ibiza without doing a coup,e of club nights. The beach at Playa d'en Bossa is a bit mad too, midday and everyone off their tits. Mind you, you probably saved yourself several hundred quid by not doing.
Hope you enjoyed it.0 -
We stayed in a 5* place near Escana so were just chilling up the top of the island. It was great though - even without the happy pills.0
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Haha.
This thread has descended into chaos. From someone's first commute, to posing in lycra, to dancing (in said lycra) for colleagues, to an encounter with a latter day Mrs Robinson, and now raving!
Sparks must think we're all weird!Reporter: "What's your prediction for the fight?"
Clubber Lang: "Prediction?"
Reporter: "Yes. Prediction"
Clubber Lang: "....Pain!!!"0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:In my first job whenever I used to make a cup of tea a 'older lady' (20yrs older) colleague would come into the tea room grab hold of my bum and have a conversation with me while doing it...
Here's a thought......we don't complain about it. And why would we?
Try role reversal though................None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0