Why its better to be a bloke

velocestrapture

Stevo 666 wrote:

velocestrapture wrote:

And yes, I am a feminist.

You've come to the wrong forum then, pet

And the rest of you - stop feeding the dungaree wearing troll.

Duh! They are bib tights, not dungarees :roll:

velocestrapture

And don't call me hairy-legged either. We have already established I am a roadie, so my pins are silky smooth.

:P

MountainMonster

if your cool with some g on g, I'd consider watching.

Stevo_666

Well at least you've got some sense of humour. Must be exposure to the Crudcatcher?

Here's a clue to what the Crudcatcher is all about - read Kitty and Bint's 'Grill the Gash' thread. You might pick up some handy hints

VWsurfbum

velocestrapture wrote:

And don't call me hairy-legged either. We have already established I am a roadie, so my pins are silky smooth.

:P

POIDH

mudsucker

cooldad wrote:

velocestrapture wrote:

It works the same if the guy is a complete cocklodger who sits at home scratching his nuts all day while his wife goes out to work. Not quite sure what your point is- no one is disputing there are people of both genders not prepared to pull their weight.

Your problems solved

David Cameron wants to abolish the ancient law of 'primogenitals' which gives priority to humans with penises

"The prime minister has written to his counterparts throughout the Commonwealth urging them to back the idea of bowing and simpering before the monarch's first born child, even if it has knockers and a snatch"

MountainMonster

velocestrapture wrote:

MountainMonster wrote:

Wife uses husbands credit unauthorized because she is legally allowed to, and the husband has to pay.

Not in the UK. Unauthorised use of credit is fraud, no matter which gender does it.

And in the U.K. divorce laws were the same as I last checked, women gets whatever she wants that her lawyer (that of course her husband in principle is paying for) can get her. You sound like Judith from 2 and a half men.

That must mean that you are either dual qualified, or have been divorced a lot. If the latter, you can't have very good judgement!

When married, your credit is tied to your spouse as well, so if they have good credit, your score goes up. If you have no job it is still able to get credit, even without the other spouses permission. In those situations, the one who has to pay is the one with the job, no matter whether they took that loan out, you are responsible for your wife, so you have to pay if she can't.

I wasn't talking about her using the spouses name, but using their credit together, and then the husband having to take up the slack.

velocestrapture

MountainMonster wrote:

velocestrapture wrote:

MountainMonster wrote:

Wife uses husbands credit unauthorized because she is legally allowed to, and the husband has to pay.

Not in the UK. Unauthorised use of credit is fraud, no matter which gender does it.

And in the U.K. divorce laws were the same as I last checked, women gets whatever she wants that her lawyer (that of course her husband in principle is paying for) can get her. You sound like Judith from 2 and a half men.

That must mean that you are either dual qualified, or have been divorced a lot. If the latter, you can't have very good judgement!

When married, your credit is tied to your spouse as well, so if they have good credit, your score goes up. If you have no job it is still able to get credit, even without the other spouses permission. In those situations, the one who has to pay is the one with the job, no matter whether they took that loan out, you are responsible for your wife, so you have to pay if she can't.

I wasn't talking about her using the spouses name, but using their credit together, and then the husband having to take up the slack.

Are you seriously trying to say that women only ever do this to men, and that there are no men at all who rack up a load of debt that their wife/girlfriend being the responsible one in the relationship, has to deal with.

Is that really what you are saying?

MountainMonster

velocestrapture wrote:

MountainMonster wrote:

velocestrapture wrote:

MountainMonster wrote:

Wife uses husbands credit unauthorized because she is legally allowed to, and the husband has to pay.

Not in the UK. Unauthorised use of credit is fraud, no matter which gender does it.

And in the U.K. divorce laws were the same as I last checked, women gets whatever she wants that her lawyer (that of course her husband in principle is paying for) can get her. You sound like Judith from 2 and a half men.

That must mean that you are either dual qualified, or have been divorced a lot. If the latter, you can't have very good judgement!

When married, your credit is tied to your spouse as well, so if they have good credit, your score goes up. If you have no job it is still able to get credit, even without the other spouses permission. In those situations, the one who has to pay is the one with the job, no matter whether they took that loan out, you are responsible for your wife, so you have to pay if she can't.

I wasn't talking about her using the spouses name, but using their credit together, and then the husband having to take up the slack.

Are you seriously trying to say that women only ever do this to men, and that there are no men at all who rack up a load of debt that their wife/girlfriend being the responsible one in the relationship, has to deal with.

Is that really what you are saying?

In the terms of the law, yes that is what i'm saying. If a man gets into a huge amount of debt, the woman will not have to cover the debts legally, but if the woman does it, the man does.

velocestrapture

MountainMonster wrote:

velocestrapture wrote:

MountainMonster wrote:

velocestrapture wrote:

MountainMonster wrote:

Wife uses husbands credit unauthorized because she is legally allowed to, and the husband has to pay.

Not in the UK. Unauthorised use of credit is fraud, no matter which gender does it.

And in the U.K. divorce laws were the same as I last checked, women gets whatever she wants that her lawyer (that of course her husband in principle is paying for) can get her. You sound like Judith from 2 and a half men.

That must mean that you are either dual qualified, or have been divorced a lot. If the latter, you can't have very good judgement!

When married, your credit is tied to your spouse as well, so if they have good credit, your score goes up. If you have no job it is still able to get credit, even without the other spouses permission. In those situations, the one who has to pay is the one with the job, no matter whether they took that loan out, you are responsible for your wife, so you have to pay if she can't.

I wasn't talking about her using the spouses name, but using their credit together, and then the husband having to take up the slack.

Are you seriously trying to say that women only ever do this to men, and that there are no men at all who rack up a load of debt that their wife/girlfriend being the responsible one in the relationship, has to deal with.

Is that really what you are saying?

In the terms of the law, yes that is what i'm saying. If a man gets into a huge amount of debt, the woman will not have to cover the debts legally, but if the woman does it, the man does.

Wow! Really? Are you sure?

That is not the case in the UK at all. I think both the men and women of Austria need a hefty dose of equality.

sheepsteeth

mudsucker wrote:

velocestrapture wrote:

a woman's work is never done.

As Sean lock would say "that's why they are paid less"!

actual LOL. sideways.

Stevo 666 wrote:

velocestrapture wrote:

And yes, I am a feminist.

You've come to the wrong forum then, pet

And the rest of you - stop feeding the dungaree wearing troll.

LOL RE.

velocestrapture wrote:

take up the slack.

i'll take you up your slack in a minute

Ryan Jones

velocestrap-on-ture wrote:

Wow! Really? Are you sure?

That's what most women say when I compare my cattle prod to a mallet handle

Kaise

Ryan Jones wrote:

velocestrap-on-ture wrote:

Wow! Really? Are you sure?

That's what most women say when I compare my cattle prod to a mallet handle

thats like my obvious that is

velocestrapture

sheepsteeth wrote:

Mountainman wrote:

take up the slack.

i'll take you up your slack in a minute

Brilliant. Thread rounded off nicely by an epic MANFAIL after sheepshagger fails to read the thread carefully and offers to take up Mountainman's slack.

Thanks Chaps, for providing much entertainment on what was a very slow day at work!

MountainMonster

Your very welcome, and I say the same back! Brought many good smiles and laughs for me

Although i'm a bit worried about sheep wanting to take up my slack, he seems to need to tell us something.

bg13

Just enjoyed reading this thread, some good laugh out loud bits.

Do the commuting and road forums have a monthly draw to see which one of them comes to the CC to perpetuate an already top thread and then see who has can push it to the most pages?

MountainMonster

bg13 wrote:

Just enjoyed reading this thread, some good laugh out loud bits.

Do the commuting and road forums have a monthly draw to see which one of them comes to the CC to perpetuate an already top thread and then see who has can push it to the most pages?

I'm starting to think so, it seems everyone from the Commuting forum is extremely dull to speak with though. Same with every other person who comes boasting their from the Commuter forum, like that is something to be proud of.

sheepsteeth

velocestrapture wrote:

sheepsteeth


Brilliant.

fair one, im a bit of a big deal.

as is my obvious.

IcarusGreen

velocestrapture wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

Mountainman wrote:

take up the slack.

i'll take you up your slack in a minute

Brilliant. Thread rounded off nicely by an epic MANFAIL after sheepshagger fails to read the thread carefully and offers to take up Mountainman's slack.

Thanks Chaps, for providing much entertainment on what was a very slow day at work!

You obviously haven't spent enough time in the CC yet to understand our in jokes, Therefore:

sheepsteeth, you haven't got a good taking it up the slack in you!

Anonymous

Why are those huge-airbag-catapult things in the video FAILS? That's the whole point of them, they look awesome

Oh, and before anyone beats me to it

yeehaamcgee wrote:

huge-airbag

Yep, I'd like a go on them too.

IcarusGreen

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Why are those huge-airbag-catapult things in the video FAILS? That's the whole point of them, they look awesome

Oh, and before anyone beats me to it

yeehaamcgee wrote:

huge-airbag

Yep, I'd like a go on them too.

I'll have a go on you in a minute!

MountainMonster

yeehaamcgee wrote:

huge-airbag

in the spirit of sheeps, that's like my obvious.

montevideoguy

bg13 wrote:

Just enjoyed reading this thread, some good laugh out loud bits.

Do the commuting and road forums have a monthly draw to see which one of them comes to the CC to perpetuate an already top thread and then see who has can push it to the most pages?

I reckon they tell the newbies something like "Hey, you should have a look in the Crudcatcher... it'll be your type of thing too " before sitting back and reading the inevitable car crash.