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MattC59
MattC59 Posts: 5,408
edited October 2011 in The bottom bracket
God, I f*cking hate it !!!!
:evil:
Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
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  • stigofthedump
    stigofthedump Posts: 331
    Why not go on an internet based cycling forum when it is on.
  • Roobsa
    Roobsa Posts: 37
    I know they like to pick controversial acts, but that Kitty is all kinds of crazy.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,089
    Current wife had it on before, I lasted 2 mins before shouting
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    matthew h wrote:
    Current wife had it on before, I lasted 2 mins before shouting
    Current wife ? Are you suggesting that she might not be for much longer if she doens't turn it off !? :lol:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Gizmodo
    Gizmodo Posts: 1,928
    MattC59 wrote:
    God, I f*cking hate it !!!!
    :evil:
    Star Trek film on 4 was so much better, even though I've seen it twice before! X-crap and Strictly are both rubbish - IMHO!
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  • tugger
    tugger Posts: 122
    that show is grounds for seperation, god i fu&ki%g hate it too... and there was something good on 2 as well about south america and oh no... its x factor!! roll on death!!
    All about the aggregation of marginal gains (or marginal losses, depending on who you are!!)
  • CambsNewbie
    CambsNewbie Posts: 564
    "but singing is all I want to do.." (because I'm so stupid I failed everything at school)
    "this means everything to me..". (because I want to get rich quick before they realise I have no talent)
    "you can't take away my dream from me.. It's all I have" (because I have no imagination)
    "without singing I have nothing.." (I'm sure your husband/wife/children are proud to hear you say that)
    "I want to prove to eveyone I can be someone.." (probation officer?)

    It shows what little self worth these people have, that they need 4 strangers to validate them and say they can sing..

    And if I hear "singing is all I have" or "it's all I've ever wanted to do.." one more time...

    The only person who gets rich is Simon Cowell.. :twisted:
  • tugger
    tugger Posts: 122
    Ive been singing since i was 6 years old...

    yes, i think we kinda all have...
    All about the aggregation of marginal gains (or marginal losses, depending on who you are!!)
  • inkyfingers
    inkyfingers Posts: 4,400
    Having to watch X Factor is my Fiancee's revenge for all the cycling I watch over the summer.
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  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,661
    inkyfingers wrote:
    Having to watch X Factor is my Fiancee's revenge for all the cycling I watch over the summer.

    Fair play to future Mrs fingers, that's a tough argument to get out of!

    I only get BBC 1 & 2 here so I'm spared 50% of the the problem, usually I can avoid Strictly..
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
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  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Roobsa wrote:
    I know they like to pick controversial acts, but that Kitty is all kinds of crazy.
    Mad as a bag of snakes !!
    My Mrs, despite being the one who wanted to watch the program, is on the verge of smashing the TV in everytime mad Kitty is on the screen.

    (but on Saturday morning she did, finally agree to buying a mahooosive TV :D )
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    CambsNewbie wrote:
    "but singing is all I want to do.." (because I'm so stupid I failed everything at school)
    "this means everything to me..". (because I want to get rich quick before they realise I have no talent)
    "you can't take away my dream from me.. It's all I have" (because I have no imagination)
    "without singing I have nothing.." (I'm sure your husband/wife/children are proud to hear you say that)
    "I want to prove to eveyone I can be someone.." (probation officer?)

    It shows what little self worth these people have, that they need 4 strangers to validate them and say they can sing..

    And if I hear "singing is all I have" or "it's all I've ever wanted to do.." one more time...

    The only person who gets rich is Simon Cowell.. :twisted:

    +1 Mrs Tank watches this tosh, and it makes my blood boil to here children of 16 expressing such sentiments it's sad beyond belief. By all means persue a dream it's what being young is all about but should you fail (and in this particular instance) all but one will fail, dust yourself down and reset your target.
    Tail end Charlie

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  • Blacktemplar
    Blacktemplar Posts: 713
    Gizmodo wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    God, I f*cking hate it !!!!
    :evil:
    Star Trek film on 4 was so much better, even though I've seen it twice before! X-crap and Strictly are both rubbish - IMHO!
    Come now, surely Strictly has something for everyone?

    For those red-blooded heterosexual chaps out there, who can ignore the delectable Miss Jones' shapely pins and pneumatic upper torso....?

    For the older gentlemen, Lulu is wearing well.....

    For those of you so inclined, Russell Grant cuts an amusing panto-esque dash....

    For the tattoo-artists and students of low IQ Robbie Savage has it all...

    And for those into Necrophilia there's the "lovely" Miss Eggy herself, Edwina.

    Need I go on? :wink:
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  • TheStone
    TheStone Posts: 2,291
    As bad as XFactor is, Strictly is 10 times worse.
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  • hulla the hulla
    hulla the hulla Posts: 338
    Blacktemplar wrote:
    Gizmodo wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    God, I f*cking hate it !!!!
    :evil:
    Star Trek film on 4 was so much better, even though I've seen it twice before! X-crap and Strictly are both rubbish - IMHO!
    Come now, surely Strictly has something for everyone?

    For those red-blooded heterosexual chaps out there, who can ignore the delectable Miss Jones' shapely pins and pneumatic upper torso....?

    For the older gentlemen, Lulu is wearing well.....

    For those of you so inclined, Russell Grant cuts an amusing panto-esque dash....

    For the tattoo-artists and students of low IQ Robbie Savage has it all...

    And for those into Necrophilia there's the "lovely" Miss Eggy herself, Edwina.

    Need I go on? :wink:

    I have never, and will never watch any of this tosh! Luckily we have many TV's in our house, plus other ways to amuse oneself, radio, music, books, internet porn.....
    A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it

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  • Monkeypump
    Monkeypump Posts: 1,528
    So not a good word to be said here on either program, yet hulla the hulla is the first person to state the obvious - there are many other channels/programs.

    Oh, and there might just be other ways to spend time that watching sh*te on telly!
  • Gazzaputt
    Gazzaputt Posts: 3,227
    TheStone wrote:
    As bad as XFactor is, Strictly is 10 times worse.

    +1

    Total f*ckwit TV.
  • Blacktemplar
    Blacktemplar Posts: 713
    Gazzaputt wrote:
    TheStone wrote:
    As bad as XFactor is, Strictly is 10 times worse.

    +1

    Total f*ckwit TV.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Made by f*ckwits for f*ckwits.

    It's beyond my comprehension how the otherwise highly educated, urbane and intelligent staff in our office (including the Head of Treasury, Group Risk manager and Group Tax Manager) eagerly discuss what happened on these two pieces of dogsh1t TV every Monday morning.
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  • on the road
    on the road Posts: 5,631
    TheStone wrote:
    As bad as XFactor is, Strictly is 10 times worse.
    +1

    The mistake the beeb made was trying to compete with Xfactor.
  • jonni3
    jonni3 Posts: 57
    I'm looking to buy another flat screen tv for the bedroom so that I can escape the mind numbing tv the other half watches, X-factor being just one of the steaming pile of crap programs she is addicted to.

    Came home from work today to be confronted by X-factor USA :evil: , so browsing on here then off to play BF3 open beta :D:D
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  • hulla the hulla
    hulla the hulla Posts: 338
    jonni3 wrote:
    I'm looking to buy another flat screen tv for the bedroom so that I can escape the mind numbing tv the other half watches, X-factor being just one of the steaming pile of crap programs she is addicted to.

    Came home from work today to be confronted by X-factor USA :evil: , so browsing on here then off to play BF3 open beta :D:D
    or if there is something you really want to watch you could actually watch telly on your puter….just a thought….
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  • jonni3
    jonni3 Posts: 57
    hulla the hulla wrote:
    or if there is something you really want to watch you could actually watch telly on your puter….just a thought….

    I do watch some TV on my pc, but it's a pain as it's in the front room. Flat screen in the bedroom + sky means I can sprawl out on the bed eating scooby snacks & watching good, interesting TV :D
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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,177
    I watch both. X Factor is about the only time my teenage daughter will sit with me and the the wife for an hour and our younger daughter also likes it so a rare hour together as a family even though I often want to smash the TV and yes those "I don't know where I'll go if I don't get through" "it means everything to me" comments get on my t*ts. People must have had nice lives if the worst thing to happen to them is rejection from the X Factor. Strictly I watch purely for the toned female bodies :oops:
  • Peddle Up!
    Peddle Up! Posts: 2,040
    MattC59 wrote:
    God, I f*cking hate it !!!!
    :evil:

    That doesn't even begin to understate the degree of deep, deep contempt in which I hold this thinly-veiled marketing tool for Cowell. :twisted:
    Purveyor of "up" :)
  • amun1000
    amun1000 Posts: 242
    You lot got it easy. My wife watches the US of A version as well (Fridays for the less informed). Not to mention the ITV 2 stuff

    I slink off to my room and do something more interesting
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  • Homer J
    Homer J Posts: 920
    amun1000 wrote:
    You lot got it easy. My wife watches the US of A version as well (Fridays for the less informed). Not to mention the ITV 2 stuff

    I slink off to my room and do something more interesting

    Wanker
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    45mins of "performances" padded out to 150mins of telly.

    Absolute sh1te.

    No I'm not watching it I'm on here, it's just an annoying noise in my ear 'ole. :x
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • kev77
    kev77 Posts: 433
    I am off to the kitchen to pour tomatoe sauce in my ears and pull out my eyes with a fork!

    If that does not work i am sending my dog at my misses to turn the absolute pile of cack off!
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Frank the tank wrote:
    45mins of "performances" padded out to 150mins of telly.

    Absolute sh1te.

    No I'm not watching it I'm on here, it's just an annoying noise in my ear 'ole. :x

    The beauty of Sky+ !!

    It's good to see that Kitty is still doing her best impression of a bag of snakes though !
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • peter101cycle
    peter101cycle Posts: 298
    Okay, so I quite like X Factor and watch it with the wife but Strictly I detest, along with some of the cretin judges and that Anton whatever his frickin name is.

    SCD is absolute garbage and a waste of space.

    but Kitty is freaking me out as well, we reckon she's a transvestite?
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