Oh For ***** Sake! The final goodbye.

welshkev

Montevideoguy wrote:

If only he used some sort of mechanised bike which was capable of towing other carriages... he'd never have went fast enough for this to have happened!!

if only someone would invent such a monstrosity....oh wait :?

Fully-sprung

welshkev wrote:

Montevideoguy wrote:

If only he used some sort of mechanised bike which was capable of towing other carriages... he'd never have went fast enough for this to have happened!!

if only someone would invent such a monstrosity....oh wait :?

yeah, but I'm not old enough to drive.

welshkev

Fully-sprung wrote:

welshkev wrote:

Montevideoguy wrote:

If only he used some sort of mechanised bike which was capable of towing other carriages... he'd never have went fast enough for this to have happened!!

if only someone would invent such a monstrosity....oh wait :?

yeah, but I'm not old enough to drive.

projectsome

Once, I rode through a water feature and the back wheel slipped from underneath me, leaving me and the bike in pink water (fuck knows why the water was pink, it just was)

I got back on and rode off




Maybe tomorrow I'll tell you about one of the other thousands of crashes I've had

Fully-sprung

projectsome wrote:

Once, I rode through a water feature and the back wheel slipped from underneath me, leaving me and the bike in pink water (fark knows why the water was pink, it just was)

I got back on and rode off




Maybe tomorrow I'll tell you about one of the other thousands of crashes I've had

What the hell were you doing riding through that?

projectsome

Fully-sprung wrote:

projectsome wrote:

Once, I rode through a water feature and the back wheel slipped from underneath me, leaving me and the bike in pink water (fark knows why the water was pink, it just was)

I got back on and rode off




Maybe tomorrow I'll tell you about one of the other thousands of crashes I've had

What the hell were you doing riding through that?

slightly failing... maybe?

Fully-sprung

projectsome wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

projectsome wrote:

Once, I rode through a water feature and the back wheel slipped from underneath me, leaving me and the bike in pink water (fark knows why the water was pink, it just was)

I got back on and rode off




Maybe tomorrow I'll tell you about one of the other thousands of crashes I've had

What the hell were you doing riding through that?

slightly failing... maybe?

Was it proper die? Did your bike end up pink?

Tim.s

Hah, I fell off in that fountain once too! It was empty at the time though so I didnt get wet. Some Japanese dudes took pictures of me.

micksjoiner

i like fire,burn it

montevideoguy

Tim.s wrote:

Hah, I fell off in that fountain once too! It was empty at the time though so I didnt get wet. Some Japanese dudes took pictures of me.

I had Japanese people take pictures of me once. I was in Florence and told them that the basset hound I had with me was actually the mythical "Scottish Haggis" (I has been fortunate enough to read a story a while before about Japanese people being sold sheep thinking they were poodles so thought I'd chance it).

They will sing songs and tell stories about me and my pet haggis.

Fully-sprung

micksjoiner wrote:

i like fire,burn it

No, I'm going to fix it! I have to now, I got the new brake pads for the back, I can't go back now.

bicyclepirate

If you want it fixed you need to make a vertical cut about 1 1/2 inches in length. Insert you fingers into the scrotum, grasp the testes, twist and the pull.

Your welcome

Ryan Jones

bicyclepirate wrote:

about 1 1/2 inches in length

That's what Fully-sprungs ex girlfriend tells her friends........

sheepsteeth

bicyclepirate wrote:

about 1 1/2 inches in length.

thats like my obvious that

Fully-sprung

sheepsteeth wrote:

bicyclepirate wrote:

about 1 1/2 inches in length.

thats like my frontal obvious that

Fixed it for you.

jay12

ever since that stupid dustcap topic, i knew who i was going to pick for cnut of the year

Fully-sprung

jay12 wrote:

ever since that stupid dustcap topic, i knew who i was going to pick for cnut of the year

You can't vote for your self though.

jay12

Fully-sprung wrote:

jay12 wrote:

ever since that stupid dustcap topic, i knew who i was going to pick for cnut of the year

You can't vote for your self though.

but you will have to, no one else comes as close to a cnut as you on this forum

cooldad

Now now children

Raymondavalon

jay12 wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

jay12 wrote:

ever since that stupid dustcap topic, i knew who i was going to pick for cnut of the year

You can't vote for your self though.

but you will have to, no one else comes as close to a cnut as you on this forum

+ potato..

Jay leads 5-0!

getonyourbike

jay12 wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

jay12 wrote:

ever since that stupid dustcap topic, i knew who i was going to pick for cnut of the year

You can't vote for your self though.

but you will have to, no one else comes as close to a cnut as you on this forum

I agree with the forum 12 year old.

Anonymous

getonyourbike wrote:

jay12 wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

jay12 wrote:

ever since that stupid dustcap topic, i knew who i was going to pick for cnut of the year

You can't vote for your self though.

but you will have to, no one else comes as close to a cnut as you on this forum

I agree with the forum 12 year old.

Ditto.

Jay may only be a child too, but we like his sense of humour (for the most part) round here.
Un-Hung does not command the same appreciation.

montevideoguy

If it's a vote between the two, I vote Jay12!!

(though I have a soft spot for the way Fully Sprung gets under the skin of people so easily)

Fully-sprung

Montevideoguy wrote:

If it's a vote between the two, I vote Jay12!!

(though I have a soft spot for the way Fully Sprung gets under the skin of people so easily)

I like you now.

Richie63

I'm on Jay-12's side on this one at least he can ride a bike and would be unlikely to fall of on the way to school and at the very least bother us with some inane ramblings about it

montevideoguy

Fully-sprung wrote:

Montevideoguy wrote:

If it's a vote between the two, I vote Jay12!!

(though I have a soft spot for the way Fully Sprung gets under the skin of people so easily)

I like you now.

You secretly love me... I am the unicorn you can never ride

IcarusGreen

Apperently he can't ride took all!