Gash Grilling Fever Spreads...
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bails87 wrote:
go on your sister? well if you're sure0 -
I'm from the commuting forum and I was just wondering if I could join your gang. I don't have an MTB myself but I did buy one for my son when he grew too big for his Spiderman bike. Plus we do have lots of mountains in my neck of the woods.
I reckon I could fit in with you guys with a bit of practice, in fact I've just put MTV on and now I'm going to download the latest Jesse James music file codec, she's good she is.
Not to worry if I can't join in, I will go back to the commuting forum and discuss hi-viz gloves and the like, they could come in handy for weeding the garden in the dark too.
Boyakasha peeps.0 -
Well, at least there's more weirdos in the Crudcatcher, which is never a bad thing. Now where did that strange motorised Aussie bloke go, who may or may not be "David Thorne"0
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you can only join if you can explain the riddle of limes and string.......0
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You haven't got a good riddling in you!How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
Disclaimer: Opinions expressed herein are worth exactly what you paid for them.0 -
I'm from the commuting furum. Big knobbly tyres are gay.0
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Only thing gay is not having fun in life. Commuuting is not a hobby, its transport, is only boring. Unless, of course, your transporting lime and string into someones obvious, but don't forget the rophynol. We all know what to do afterwards.
How's the AIDS house going in the commuter side anyway, anyone cracked a smile recently?0 -
SickAsAParrot wrote:I'm from the commuting furum. Big knobbly tyres are gay.
Welcome, make your self comfortable and enjoy the limes, string and jars of liver0 -
Joelsim wrote:I'm from the commuting forum and I was just wondering if I could join your gang. I don't have an MTB myself but I did buy one for my son when he grew too big for his Spiderman bike. Plus we do have lots of mountains in my neck of the woods.
I reckon I could fit in with you guys with a bit of practice, in fact I've just put MTV on and now I'm going to download the latest Jesse James music file codec, she's good she is.
Not to worry if I can't join in, I will go back to the commuting forum and discuss hi-viz gloves and the like, they could come in handy for weeding the garden in the dark too.
Boyakasha peeps.
ha ha...you're trying to be funny...i get it, i do....oh stop it....my sides are hurting from laughing.... :roll:
oh and btw i commute to work on occasion...but on my hardtail mountain bike......wtf is a hybrid for anyway?0 -
rubertoe wrote:The question i wanted answering was answered after the 1st question - cant be bothered to read the rest.
The 3rd post is as far as I got.. hybrid obviously means "I have no interest in women, no sense of humour, and why would you ride off-road when you have roads!"
I'm just going to read the whole Grill the Gash thread again as it is so awesome!0 -
you lot are big girls, i ride single track every day, except the trees are made of metal, move and contain less intelligence, its a great rush, bigger than when i dig out the full susser
and you cant overtake all the slow riders on single track, whats that all about! do you not have silly mountain racing?
p.s. hybrids are for bigger girls, that's universally agreed
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I just watched 'Klunkers' again to see what limes and string was but it didn't say.0
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Everyone seems to have forgotten the most important bit of limes and string. The jar of liver.I don't do smileys.
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I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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iPete wrote:you lot are big girls, i ride single track every day, except the trees are made of metal, move and contain less intelligence, its a great rush, bigger than when i dig out the full susser
and you cant overtake all the slow riders on single track, whats that all about! do you not have silly mountain racing?
p.s. hybrids are for bigger girls, that's universally agreed
We do have silly mountain races, but they are actually timed and are worth in a real racing league. 0 -
.iPete wrote:you lot are big girls,
p.s. hybrids are for bigger girls, that's universally agreed[/quote]
did someone mention big girls?0 -
iPete wrote:you lot are big girls, i ride single track every day, except the trees are made of metal, move and contain less intelligence, its a great rush, bigger than when i dig out the full susser
and you cant overtake all the slow riders on single track, whats that all about! do you not have silly mountain racing?
p.s. hybrids are for bigger girls, that's universally agreed
Yes..all those exhaust fumes....nice....we also have a sport..what's yours ? how many pizza delivery leaflets you can deliver in an hour ?0 -
SickAsAParrot wrote:I'm from the commuting furum. Big knobbly tyres are gay.
And panniers, cycle clips, those messenger man bags, and ties waving over your shoulder aren't ?0 -
You mean people wear ties to work? that must suck.0
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yeehaamcgee wrote:You mean people wear ties to work? that must suck.
And so do commuters.....0 -
Pudseyp wrote:iPete wrote:you lot are big girls, i ride single track every day, except the trees are made of metal, move and contain less intelligence, its a great rush, bigger than when i dig out the full susser
and you cant overtake all the slow riders on single track, whats that all about! do you not have silly mountain racing?
p.s. hybrids are for bigger girls, that's universally agreed
Yes..all those exhaust fumes....nice....we also have a sport..what's yours ? how many pizza delivery leaflets you can deliver in an hour ?
wow, how'd you know? I'm little less one dimensional than one sport, my sport is many, I also do readers digest and yellow pages but you need at least 17 panniers..0 -
Pudseyp wrote:
And panniers, cycle clips, those messenger man bags, and ties waving over your shoulder aren't ?
I haven't got any of those things, amidoinitrite??
I have a matt black Scott hybrid with cool side bars and I go along canals, country lanes and through country parks, I get to spend an hour and a half outside every day laughing at the idiots cooped up in their silly cars and trains.
Hmmm... the only thing I dont seem to have is big f***ing springs to stop my bottom hurting.0 -
SickAsAParrot wrote:Pudseyp wrote:
And panniers, cycle clips, those messenger man bags, and ties waving over your shoulder aren't ?
I haven't got any of those things, amidoinitrite??
I have a matt black Scott hybrid with cool side bars and I go along canals, country lanes and through country parks, I get to spend an hour and a half outside every day laughing at the idiots cooped up in their silly cars and trains.
Hmmm... the only thing I dont seem to have is big f***ing springs to stop my bottom hurting.
Your outside riding in town, to work. When we ride, we ride in mountains, for fun. I know which i'd much rather do. As far as springs, take your hybrid on a DH track, and tell me how it goes.0 -
think someone doesnt have a sense of humour..........or a life.
the sore derierre caused by commuting obviously means he isnt able to "recieve" from his man friendn when he gets home!!0 -
kaiser83 wrote:think someone doesnt have a sense of humour..........or a life.
the sore derierre caused by commuting obviously means he isnt able to "recieve" from his man friendn when he gets home!!
Surely a few household utensils would soon "rectify" that problem though?0 -
Is that your recreational time when you're allowed out of the ward?SickAsAParrot wrote:I get to spend an hour and a half outside every day laughing at the idiots cooped up in their silly cars and trains.
Maybe there's a ton of people laughing back at you because of your obnoxious attitude, and you know, just getting on with life.0 -
You have to be a homo to commute to work, mountain bikers wouldn't last two minutes, they'd end up crumpled up against the back of a bus becuase they couldn't keep thier eyes of the totty walking on the pavement, much safer to get the train!0
