Recommended chamois cream/butter.

Duffer65
Duffer65 Posts: 341
edited August 2011 in Road beginners
Advice please. What's the brand of choice? Or are they all pretty much the same?

Little did I know when I bought that hybrid three years ago that it would lead to this!
Where would you be if you fell down a hole?.. Stuck down a hole... in the fog... Stuck down a hole, in the fog, at night... WITH AN OWL!
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  • merak
    merak Posts: 323
    Assos
  • Assos
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,697
    Sportique Centuary Riding cream, got me through several 24hr MTB races
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  • giant_man
    giant_man Posts: 6,878
    Assos
  • neilo23
    neilo23 Posts: 783
    Assos, Assos, Assos.
  • neilo23
    neilo23 Posts: 783
    Are you starting to see a pattern here? If you're feeling rich you can buy pretty much anything from Assos and be sure that you are getting top notch stuff, no matter what you get from them.
  • None, set up bike up properly, buy a decent saddle and shorts / knickers / tights with a quality chamois. Wash regularly; backside, shorts and bike.

    But if you must use a cream, Sudacrem is the best at around £5 for a 400 gram tub.

    Where do think the most scientific research to prevent skin problems in the backside area has been carried out, babies or cyclists?

    Armed with that can can someone explain the scientific benefit menthol has on your backside. Because as I see it, whilst menthol smells nice, the only real benefit menthol has is to up the manufacturer's sales figures.
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  • P_Tucker
    P_Tucker Posts: 1,878
    None, set up bike up properly, buy a decent saddle and shorts / knickers / tights with a quality chamois. Wash regularly; backside, shorts and bike.

    But if you must use a cream, Sudacrem is the best at around £5 for a 400 gram tub.

    Where do think the most scientific research to prevent skin problems in the backside area has been carried out, babies or cyclists?

    Armed with that can can someone explain the scientific benefit menthol has on your backside. Because as I see it, whilst menthol smells nice, the only real benefit menthol has is to up the manufacturer's sales figures.[/quote

    But Assos makes you feel all cold and tingly, down there. TBH, I'd still use it even if I never cycled again.
  • neilo23
    neilo23 Posts: 783
    P_Tucker wrote:
    None, set up bike up properly, buy a decent saddle and shorts / knickers / tights with a quality chamois. Wash regularly; backside, shorts and bike.

    But if you must use a cream, Sudacrem is the best at around £5 for a 400 gram tub.

    Where do think the most scientific research to prevent skin problems in the backside area has been carried out, babies or cyclists?

    Armed with that can can someone explain the scientific benefit menthol has on your backside. Because as I see it, whilst menthol smells nice, the only real benefit menthol has is to up the manufacturer's sales figures.[/quote

    But Assos makes you feel all cold and tingly, down there. TBH, I'd still use it even if I never cycled again.

    Exactly. you'll never feel that "fresh" down there after 6 hours on the bike with anything else. Apart from a packet of frozen peas.
  • mroli
    mroli Posts: 3,622
    I use Assos.

    But I've also used DZ nuts and that was good too.

    I would also rec buying a pair of shorts from Rapha, cos they send you a little tub of their chamois cream and when it is all used up, you can decant from the assos tubs into it. Or of course, you could do the same with a small tub of sudocrem!

    assos is tingly....
  • neilo23
    neilo23 Posts: 783
    You usualy have to pay a woman to get the Assos effect ;-)
  • Thebigbee
    Thebigbee Posts: 570
    I have used my daughter's Sudocream - seems to do the job and cheap.

    Probably not a great idea for pros but sorts out ball and arse sores!
  • Mmmmm....that cold tingly feeling :D
  • Duffer65
    Duffer65 Posts: 341
    edited August 2011
    Assos it is then. As long it's not the sort of 'tingly' I got from a misdirected burst of Deep Heat spray to me rollocks.

    Btw, I have used Sudocream but it reminded me too much of times changing my kids nappies.
    Where would you be if you fell down a hole?.. Stuck down a hole... in the fog... Stuck down a hole, in the fog, at night... WITH AN OWL!
  • Don't get it mixed up with your winter embrocation though! :shock:
  • Thebigbee
    Thebigbee Posts: 570
    Duffer65 wrote:
    Assos it is then. As long it's not the sort of 'tingly' I got from a misdirected burst of Deep Heat spray to me rollocks.

    Btw, I have used Sudocream but it reminded me too much of times changing my kids nappies.

    That is what it is left over from! Cheap - I am - extremely!

    Seems to do the job though.
  • neilo23
    neilo23 Posts: 783
    Don't get it mixed up with your winter embrocation though! :shock:

    Depends what he's in to ;-)
  • neilo23
    neilo23 Posts: 783
    Duffer65 wrote:
    Assos it is then. As long it's not the sort of 'tingly' I got from a misdirected burst of Deep Heat spray to me rollocks.

    Btw, I have used Sudocream but it reminded me too much of times changing my kids nappies.

    Be warned: it is expensive. I apply it directly to the skin instead of to the chamois. does the same job but you need less.
  • Thebigbee
    Thebigbee Posts: 570
    P_Tucker wrote:
    None, set up bike up properly, buy a decent saddle and shorts / knickers / tights with a quality chamois. Wash regularly; backside, shorts and bike.

    But if you must use a cream, Sudacrem is the best at around £5 for a 400 gram tub.

    Where do think the most scientific research to prevent skin problems in the backside area has been carried out, babies or cyclists?

    .

    I think it available for a lot less than that - about £2.

    You're right though - it does work - for me anyway.

    These other suggestions seem to contain menthol. Why?

    Minty bollocks - I don't get it..
  • neilo23 wrote:
    Duffer65 wrote:
    Assos it is then. As long it's not the sort of 'tingly' I got from a misdirected burst of Deep Heat spray to me rollocks.

    Btw, I have used Sudocream but it reminded me too much of times changing my kids nappies.

    Be warned: it is expensive. I apply it directly to the skin instead of to the chamois. does the same job but you need less.

    Yip
  • Duffer65
    Duffer65 Posts: 341
    Thanks for the advice. I'll give it a go and see what happens!
    Where would you be if you fell down a hole?.. Stuck down a hole... in the fog... Stuck down a hole, in the fog, at night... WITH AN OWL!
  • neilo23
    neilo23 Posts: 783
    Duffer65 wrote:
    Thanks for the advice. I'll give it a go and see what happens!

    You'll have an odd "is that nice or strange?" look on your face ;-)
  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    Never used it.

    Can't see why it's necessary. There's enough crap to waste money on as it is.
  • Udderly smooth is my choice
  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    What is the length of ride for which you guys think this gear becomes necessary?
  • neilo23
    neilo23 Posts: 783
    jim453 wrote:
    What is the length of ride for which you guys think this gear becomes necessary?

    2 minutes to the shop to get my fags and booze ;-)

    I don't know if it's absolutely necessary as I hardly ever ride for less than a couple of hours and always use it. I used milking grease (I think that's the correct translation. It's similar to Vaseline) before because Eric Zabel said he used it :-)

    But when I started using the Assos cream I really noticed a difference in my comfort. It seems to have a slightly numbing effect on my nether regions (hence the "tingling") and certainly seems to make long trips more bearable.

    Maybe I'll go out tomorrow without any "butt grease" to see if I can spot any difference.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Never used it myself. However, on the Sudocrem v Chamois cream debate the common consensus on here is usually that they do different things i.e chamois cream prevents whilst Sudocrem helps healing if you do get chafing.
  • His mum used to put Sudacrem on my son's backside regardless of whether he had chafing or not. Preventative rather then Reactive Maintenance.
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  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,697
    jim453 wrote:
    What is the length of ride for which you guys think this gear becomes necessary?

    Over an hour...On the road i find it is just a bit more comfortable and makes the chammy softer - even the best shorts don't stay soft for ever, and Lenor does nt do Lycra any favours in the long term.

    On the MTB it definitely helps when it gets wet and muddy and even the best shorts get a bit gritty and rough. On long on rides the anti bac aspect helps prevent saddle sore or chafage...
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