Egg throwing Grey van man!

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  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Fenred wrote:
    Fark me!!...And on it goes!! :shock: :lol:
    ...Will Ray be back? Has the chicken flown the coop?
    *No stop now!!*

    What came first? The chicken or the thread?
  • Fenred
    Fenred Posts: 428
    Cornerblock wrote:
    Fenred wrote:
    Fark me!!...And on it goes!! :shock: :lol:
    ...Will Ray be back? Has the chicken flown the coop?
    *No stop now!!*

    What came first? The chicken or the thread?[/quote

    Neither, T'was the stella then the curry.
  • Yossie
    Yossie Posts: 2,600
    At least he managed to keep it sunny side up - that's one good thing I suppose......... Ih he would have had some soldiers with him it would have rounded it all off nicely.

    And GVM now knows that roadies aren't to be messed with - hell, no, we'll chase you down on our bicycles with our ridiculous lycra clothing and silly shoes and shaved legs and daft hats and we'll empty the WRATH OF VOIGT in their direction (if we don't get distracted about arguing about what colour top someone is wearing).

    Yeah mo'fo!

    GVM today, Terry Taliban tomorrow......... Cyclists of the world unite - you have nothing to lube but your chains.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Still wHEN alls said and done it must have been an unpheasant experience.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • benno68
    benno68 Posts: 1,689
    If the OP got hit it would have been rotten cluck.
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  • Lancslad
    Lancslad Posts: 307
    This is a cracking thread!
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  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    I suppose if he'd caught GVM he would have laid into him.
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Not sure it's panned out the way the OP intended.
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    but aren't we allowed to eggspress ourselves here?
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    This is so childish, it's like a kindergarten.
  • bagpusscp
    bagpusscp Posts: 2,907
    This thread is pure poultry in motion. :wink:
    bagpuss
  • trtimothy
    trtimothy Posts: 117
    eggxactly. while this thread has become rather scrambled by the clucking of certain posters, however it is important to remember that its probably a one off and shouldn't put you off riding.
  • mtb-idle
    mtb-idle Posts: 2,179
    that's nothing, a driver threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me the other day.

    Luckily I wasn't hurt badly, just some super fish oil injuries...
    FCN = 4
  • trtimothy
    trtimothy Posts: 117
    god, fowl play, fishy dealings...riding currently sounds rather unpheasant.
  • STEFANOS4784
    STEFANOS4784 Posts: 4,109
    I've really had un-oeuf of these terrible puns.
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  • peter101cycle
    peter101cycle Posts: 298
    If I had caught up with the van driver, I would have poached him flat out.
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  • Alinshearah
    Alinshearah Posts: 339
    I wonder who ruffled his feathers
  • Alinshearah
    Alinshearah Posts: 339
    I hope they end up in court and have to explain their actions to the beak
  • dilemna
    dilemna Posts: 2,187
    Ray you need to get an Eggsocet missile to return fire 8) .
    Life is like a roll of toilet paper; long and useful, but always ends at the wrong moment. Anon.
    Think how stupid the average person is.......
    half of them are even more stupid than you first thought.
  • Spender
    Spender Posts: 87
    Slightly off topic, I have never had eggs thrown at me but:

    I was cycling past a grocer’s van the other day; first he threw milk at me, then some butter and then some cheese,

    I thought “how dairy”
    :wink:
  • STEFANOS4784
    STEFANOS4784 Posts: 4,109
    Just noticed that this happened on a Fryday :wink:
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  • rayhicks
    rayhicks Posts: 13
    Loving the posts folks!!! it has lightened my mood abut the whole carry on.

    Keep them coming.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,462
    Had it happen to me but they also threw water and flour as well. I wasn't happy, I took a right battering.
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    rayhicks wrote:
    Loving the posts folks!!! it has lightened my mood abut the whole carry on.

    Keep them coming.
    Yayyyyyyyyy! Ray's still with us - all the doom-mongers are left with egg on their faces. :D
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