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  • tomsdad
    tomsdad Posts: 221
    Dam them They said they would never use those when I modeled for them.
  • tomsdad
    tomsdad Posts: 221
    Why we ride

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    tomsdad wrote:
    As this thread...
    'I think so. Provided those wankers at Jewsons deliver the *******
    bricks on time.'

    Brilliant. Crawled out of BB just to see if there was anything interesting going on in boring old PC brigade Cake Stoppers. I take it all back, I take it all back.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tomsdad
    tomsdad Posts: 221
    This is the only thread worth reading.
    It's almost as humorous as the garmin 800 thread!
    Sorry forgot the 'What tyre' thread as well. Now thats always good for a larf. :lol:
  • tomsdad
    tomsdad Posts: 221
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    OTBA, Cleat & tomdsdad wait for the next post!
    Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.
  • -spider-
    -spider- Posts: 2,548
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    OTBA, Cleat & tomdsdad wait for the next post!

    Good to see you guys have got two barstaff to look after your needs.

    -Spider-
  • tomsdad
    tomsdad Posts: 221
    There are always Bar stewards around!
    Those spittoons might be useful for the odd snot rocket.
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    Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
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    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • -spider-
    -spider- Posts: 2,548
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    Very slow stage but well done pinarello - I knew we'd get therre in the end.

    -Spider-
  • tomsdad
    tomsdad Posts: 221
    Can I have cake and a blood transfusion now please? these long stages are a drain on my chemical resources.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    tomsdad wrote:
    Can I have cake and a blood transfusion now please? these long stages are a drain on my chemical resources.

    What ?! Just cake and a blood transfusion ?!!? No EPO and Morphine or stuff like that ?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tomsdad
    tomsdad Posts: 221
    Is Phyllosan OK
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    tomsdad wrote:
    Is Phyllosan OK

    Take what you like. Lance did.

    I would avoid Tamazepam and Prozac. Takes it out of you on the hills. However pure LSD can have a beneficial effect:

    Helps the winter blues...
    Brightens the place up...
    Every road will feel like your floating along...
    When your handlebar tape goes all paisley pattern and the girl walking her dog develops long blonde hair and a summer dress, you know you're 'cruisin', however d\\on''t be fooled by your water bottle when it develops eyes and a personality...
    and an end to pain and sore legs.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
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    Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.
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    Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.
  • Bwgan
    Bwgan Posts: 389
    Don't mind if I do!!!
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    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
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    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
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    Image, Image Cleat - where's the bl00dy image ???

    You asked for it
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tomsdad
    tomsdad Posts: 221
    You nasty sod!That is obscene.Should of come with a warning notice attached.
    Lucky I didn't open the link in front of any one.
  • tomsdad
    tomsdad Posts: 221
    Two riders chatting at the cake stop
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Secteur
    Secteur Posts: 1,971
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  • Secteur
    Secteur Posts: 1,971
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  • Hullo! ..... Ohhh, sorry.

    Errrrm...... Carry On.
    'fool'
  • tomsdad
    tomsdad Posts: 221
    Let me be the first
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  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    pdstsp wrote:
    Can't believe some of the narrow minded opinions on this thread.
    Bigot.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Isnt it time we revived this ride?Said that once to the ex-big mistake.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.