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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    and a stage using the word Nob twice. :D
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  • Stone Glider
    Stone Glider Posts: 1,227
    Well done Cleat. The last stage would have been a lot quicker if we were allowed race radios.
    The older I get the faster I was
  • 1892
    1892 Posts: 1,690
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    Next up - Nob Hill. I know I can get up the Hill bit :D

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    That needs riding!!!!!!!
    Justice for the 96
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Cav`s confidence was about to take a hit.

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    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • OffTheBackAdam
    OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
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    Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.
  • tomsdad
    tomsdad Posts: 221
    Look out!
  • Gizmodo
    Gizmodo Posts: 1,928
    tomsdad wrote:
    Look out!
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  • OffTheBackAdam
    OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
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    Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.
  • tomsdad
    tomsdad Posts: 221
    I'm waiting for the down hill bit.
  • tomsdad
    tomsdad Posts: 221
    I'm one of these so beware!OMG Gravity rules!
  • OffTheBackAdam
    OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
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    Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.
  • OffTheBackAdam
    OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
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    New German team announced!
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  • ethanhayes
    ethanhayes Posts: 112
    Redhog14 wrote:
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    just follow me!

    Where did you get a copy of that photo?!
    I though I only used it in my dp.
  • tomsdad
    tomsdad Posts: 221
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    I'm still waiting for the down hill bit. It can't be that much futher.
  • OffTheBackAdam
    OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
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    I've just had a strange urge to dress in heavy, wooly clothes, with a doilly around my neck & wearing a floppy hat.
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  • -spider-
    -spider- Posts: 2,548
    If that doesn't get the thread going again, nothing will!
    -Spider-
  • tomsdad
    tomsdad Posts: 221
    Ooh err Missus.
  • OffTheBackAdam
    OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
    I might give this cafe a miss!
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  • Secteur
    Secteur Posts: 1,971
    I like a mucky fuck
  • tomsdad
    tomsdad Posts: 221
    OffTheBackAdam wrote:
    I might give this cafe a miss!
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    You can ride past a cafe? Are you sure you are in the right thread?
  • tomsdad
    tomsdad Posts: 221
    The road keeps right on rising till my lungs and legs are burning.....

    I'm stamping on the pedals but the wheels are barely turning.....

    Through tears and streaming sweat I can dimly see the top.....

    My body screams for respite but I can't afford to stop.....

    I knew I should have stayed at home last night : the Pub proved a huge mistake.....

    Seven pints of Guinness, a Chinese and then some cake!.....

    Hangover plus Horton Hill equals self flagellation.....

    Tea and bacon buttys at Marshfield cafe promise small consolation.....

    I creep up to the crest , heart pounding and every sinew straining.....

    Then just to make my joy complete It f&*king starts raining....

    So now I'm knackered and I'm cold AND wet ; All-in-all it's bleeding charming.....

    I get the urge to flog the bike and brutalise the Garmin!.....
  • OffTheBackAdam
    OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
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  • thomthom
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    edited September 2012
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  • OffTheBackAdam
    OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
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  • OffTheBackAdam
    OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
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  • tomsdad
    tomsdad Posts: 221
    As this thread has degenerated to the lowest depths(I wouldn't have it any other way) I might as well help it along
    A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a
    gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot.

    The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all
    the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.
    She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold,
    more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They
    chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch
    breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel
    important.
    They even gave the child her very own hard hat and gloves, which thrilled
    her immensely.

    At the end of the first week, the smiling builders presented her with a
    pay envelope - containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took
    her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money to the
    bank the next day to open a savings account
    At the bank, the female cashier was tickled pink listening to the little
    girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she
    had a 'pay packet'.
    'You must have worked very hard to earn all this', said the cashier.
    The little girl proudly replied, 'Yes, I worked every day with Steve and
    Wayne and Mike. We're building a big house.'

    'My goodness gracious,' said the cashier, 'And will you be working on the
    house again next week?'
    The child thought for a moment. Then she said seriously:

    'I think so. Provided those wankers at Jewsons deliver the fucking
    bricks on time.'
  • nickellis
    nickellis Posts: 239
    tomsdad wrote:
    As this thread has degenerated to the lowest depths(I wouldn't have it any other way) I might as well help it along
    A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a
    gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot.

    The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all
    the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.
    She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold,
    more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They
    chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch
    breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel
    important.
    They even gave the child her very own hard hat and gloves, which thrilled
    her immensely.

    At the end of the first week, the smiling builders presented her with a
    pay envelope - containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took
    her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money to the
    bank the next day to open a savings account
    At the bank, the female cashier was tickled pink listening to the little
    girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she
    had a 'pay packet'.
    'You must have worked very hard to earn all this', said the cashier.
    The little girl proudly replied, 'Yes, I worked every day with Steve and
    Wayne and Mike. We're building a big house.'

    'My goodness gracious,' said the cashier, 'And will you be working on the
    house again next week?'
    The child thought for a moment. Then she said seriously:

    'I think so. Provided those wankers at Jewsons deliver the *******
    bricks on time.'

    :lol: I just laughed out loud, and a liitle bit of urine squirted out!
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  • tomsdad
    tomsdad Posts: 221
    Almost to much information there!
    Heres one one to get excited about. And people think we are weird
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  • OffTheBackAdam
    OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
    And reaching deep down, I yank this thread back up!
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  • OffTheBackAdam
    OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
    But, it's still a big flop.
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    Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.

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