sorry please delete this thread

Cleat Eastwood

Every one will get a slice of my cake and a nice juicy spanish steak. Being a veggie, I wont partake of the steak

<dirty dick dastardly mode>

but I MUST insist that you all try some.

</dirty dick dastardly mode>

Kenjaja1

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

Every one will get a slice of my cake and a nice juicy spanish steak. Being a veggie, I wont partake of the steak

How come you're a veggie? Did you have a particularly bad accident or something?
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:oops: OK - I'll get my coat...

james-m-h

i wil lhave to accuire an eccles cake

Kenjaja1

james-m-h wrote:

i wil lhave to accuire an eccles cake

Go for it! You know you want to

lemoncurd

james-m-h wrote:

i wil lhave to accuire an eccles cake

A single Eccles cake is a good start for a beginner, you shouldn't attempt to eat more than that if you're inexperienced as you could end up barfing. Once you can handle this then slowly increase your Eccles threshold by no more than 10% each week.

Here are a few more tips:

• Dehydration can be a problem so drink plenty of fluids, by far the best option here is strong tea
• Chew at the correct speed, most professionals try aim for about 90 chews per minute
• Schedule an endurance event (E.g. two full packets of Real Lancashire Eccles cakes) so that you have something to train for

And don't forget, it's not about the cake.

Stewie Griffin

I have never had one of these Eccles cakes either :oops:

lemoncurd

Stewie Griffin wrote:

I have never had one of these Eccles cakes either :oops:

Well you are a cartoon character with a peculiarly shaped head.

Brian on the other hand, loves them.

DIESELDOG

Stewie Griffin wrote:

I have never had one of these Eccles cakes either :oops:

You're not missing much, they fall apart and are full of dead insects.

Love n hugs

DD

nicklouse

here comes an assist.

Mmmm Jaffa cakes.

DIESELDOG

^^^ Food of the devil, they are neither cakes nor biscuits. You can't dunk them, total waste of time.

Love n hugs

DD

DIESELDOG

And she scores for a second stage win....

Love n hugs n Hobnobs

DD

nicklouse

You are welcome.

Time for Bacon.

james-m-h

damn you formula one made me miss the jump ¬.¬

DIESELDOG

^^ You were just perving at Eddie in a dress, admit it...

Love n hugs

DD

james-m-h

haha he does look rather fetching..............................
hug n loves

finchy

DIESELDOG wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

I have never had one of these Eccles cakes either :oops:

You're not missing much, they fall apart and are full of dead insects.

Love n hugs

DD

I make my own Eccles cakes and they are great. No dead insects though.

DIESELDOG

^^^ I can make my own dead insects, does that count?

Love n hugs

DD

Stewie Griffin

DIESELDOG wrote:

^^^ I can make my own dead insects, does that count?

Love n hugs

DD

I made an insect be dead when he flew straight into my mouth on a ride in the week. Cue coughing and spluttering but it was no use, he was gone

nevman

Eccles cakes are for amateurs-the Pro peloton eat Chorley cakes as they are lighter and more aero.
Wiki-
"they are a close relative of the more widely known Eccles cake, but have some significant differences. The Chorley cake is significantly less sweet than its Eccles cousin, and is commonly eaten with a light spread of butter on top, and perhaps a slice of Lancashire cheese on the side."

DIESELDOG

Chorley cakes? Why am I thinking of Chorlton and the Wheelies?

Or was it Charlton, comb overs not allowed...

Love n hugs

DD

Jim Will Fixie It

Surely winning this thread (if that is a possibility) is a greater feat than victory in all three GTs and the WC in one season?

Jim Will Fixie It

Damn, I thought after weeks of hiding in the pack, conserving energy and eating copious amounts of bourbons, I'd been able to spring out and take a token stage win. Obviously I went too soon...

Cleat Eastwood

excellent intermediate stage from DD, I think I got confused by the clocks going back, by my reckoning it's tuesday.

In true festive spirit I'm swapping my helmet for a pumpkin.

Stone Glider

The DS has just radio'd to say our main sponsor has withdrawn! If we want a contract next season we had better make ourselves more visible. FFS this is supposed to be a wind-down race before winter. I have no condition and no cakes.

Stone Glider

Whera's the rest of the team? I'm not going to hold this pace am I?

DIESELDOG

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

excellent intermediate stage from DD, I think I got confused by the clocks going back, by my reckoning it's tuesday.

In true festive spirit I'm swapping my helmet for a pumpkin.

I spank you most kindly sir. But I do believe it to be Thursday.

Love n hugs

DD

DIESELDOG

nicklouse wrote:

You are welcome.

Time for Bacon.

My apologies, I forgot to thank you for the lead out, I didn't mean to wheel suck...

Love n hugs

DD

nicklouse

ready for another push?

DIESELDOG

Born ready...

Love n hugs

DD

nicklouse

thanks.