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  • 1892
    1892 Posts: 1,690
    Riding along minding my own business & someone stole my wheels!
    Justice for the 96
  • Chris McG
    Chris McG Posts: 189
    1892 wrote:
    Riding along minding my own business & someone stole my wheels!

    Maybe they had a double puncture :D
    "Orbea, Bianchi, Ridley, Van Nicholas, Planet X, Niner. My Euro-bike menagerie was going well up to the last 2..."
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    MattC59 wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    [With nearly with worst typo ever, only just realised that the "h" and "j" are next to each other on the keyboard...
    Almost strayed back into the wonderful world of inuendo :D

    crumbschief trivia - Inuendo is the Italian word for suppository.
  • OffTheBackAdam
    OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
    Is that from Rick O'Shea, the famous Irish sniper's phrase book?
    Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    I've read "How Not to be a Lion Tamer" by Claude Balls.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • lemoncurd
    lemoncurd Posts: 1,428
    I've read "The Benefit of Farting Explain'd: Or, the Fundament-All Cause of the Distempers Incident to the Fair Sex. ... Wrote in Spanish, by Don Fart-Inhando Pu"

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Benefit-Farting-Explaind-Fundament-All-Fart-Inhando/dp/1171018177/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1316642956&sr=1-3
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    lemoncurd wrote:
    I've read "The Benefit of Farting Explain'd: Or, the Fundament-All Cause of the Distempers Incident to the Fair Sex. ... Wrote in Spanish, by Don Fart-Inhando Pu"

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Benefit-Farting-Explaind-Fundament-All-Fart-Inhando/dp/1171018177/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1316642956&sr=1-3

    I hope someone buys the movie rights to that beauty.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • rozzer32
    rozzer32 Posts: 3,923
    It's my birthday today :)
    ***** Pro Tour Pundit Champion 2020, 2018, 2017 & 2011 *****
  • lemoncurd
    lemoncurd Posts: 1,428
    rozzer32 wrote:
    It's my birthday today :)

    Well it is cake stop.

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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    rozzer32 wrote:
    It's my birthday today :)

    Still no excuse for not pulling your weight, get to the front and do some work. :)

    Happy birthday chap.will you have to change your name to rozzer33 now. We'll make sure there's a gateaux in your musette at the next feed zone.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
    i want gateaux

    happy b'day rozzer33. :D
    "If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."

    PX Kaffenback 2 = Work Horse
    B-Twin Alur 700 = Sundays and Hills
  • 1892
    1892 Posts: 1,690
    rozzer32 wrote:
    It's my birthday today :)



    Happy Birthday.

    :D


    Now where's my cake?

    Hope you had a good one!
    Justice for the 96
  • rozzer32
    rozzer32 Posts: 3,923
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    rozzer32 wrote:
    It's my birthday today :)

    Still no excuse for not pulling your weight, get to the front and do some work. :)

    Happy birthday chap.will you have to change your name to rozzer33 now. We'll make sure there's a gateaux in your musette at the next feed zone.

    :shock: pull my weight?!?! I have a team mate in the break!!!

    You'll drop me as soon as we start the climb with all the cake I've eaten though so don't worry :)
    ***** Pro Tour Pundit Champion 2020, 2018, 2017 & 2011 *****
  • lemoncurd
    lemoncurd Posts: 1,428
    Sorry, forgot to mention that it was a Spanish cake :twisted:
  • Secteur
    Secteur Posts: 1,971
    :oops:
  • desweller
    desweller Posts: 5,175
    He's back! He's back! The Messiah is back! He's here to lead us to the promised land!

    Give us a sign of your divinity, oh Great One!
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    On Strava.{/url}
  • RowCycle
    RowCycle Posts: 367
    DesWeller wrote:
    He's back! He's back! The Messiah is back! He's here to lead us to the promised land!

    Give us a sign of your divinity, oh Great One!

    He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

    Sorry, someone had to say it
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    RowCycle wrote:
    DesWeller wrote:
    He's back! He's back! The Messiah is back! He's here to lead us to the promised land!

    Give us a sign of your divinity, oh Great One!

    He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

    Sorry, someone had to say it

    How shall we feck off, oh Lord?
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Did he just say 'blessed are the cheesemakers?, what's so special about the cheesemakers'
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    All I said was that fish was good enough for Jehovah.
  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
    blessed are the big noses as well - that is pretty generic!!
    "If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."

    PX Kaffenback 2 = Work Horse
    B-Twin Alur 700 = Sundays and Hills
  • Secteur
    Secteur Posts: 1,971
    shut up and pass me a pickle
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    All I said was that fish was good enough for Jehovah.

    The best...

    Have I got a big nose, Mum?

    Stop thinking about sex!

    L n H

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    I don't know about but i'd have a go on Nicole Cooke.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    ...doh me computer went off....I meant nicole cookes bike.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    ...doh me computer went off....I meant nicole cookes bike.

    funny that the full stop makes an appearance in your first mention of Miss Cooke and your desire to ride her.
    @surroundedbh
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    bike
    - damm I see what you mean, there must a virus or something!
    @surroundedbh
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Redhog14 wrote:
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    ...doh me computer went off....I meant nicole cookes bike.

    funny that the full stop makes an appearance in your first mention of Miss Cooke and your desire to ride her.

    Drat. Collared. :cry:
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • RowCycle
    RowCycle Posts: 367
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    I would have thought growing extra legs would have been more beneficial to cycling...
  • 1892
    1892 Posts: 1,690
    RowCycle wrote:
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    I would have thought growing extra legs would have been more beneficial to cycling...


    :shock:
    Justice for the 96

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