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I'm so slow when I had a "natural break" on the move, it didn't run down my leg so much as strolled...
Some sterling work over the last few pages, but I am still here you know, eyes on the prize...0 -
I am so slow ..... that is it no joke - just really slow"If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."
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Stewie Griffin wrote:If it gets any windier, it will be very windy.
Sorry chaps, that was me. I knew I shouldn't eat spanish beef!Justice for the 960 -
I'm so slow I have to speed up to stop0
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I'm so slow I'm still trying to work out what page 1 was about.
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I'm so slow I'm travelling backwards in time!A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill0
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I'm a snail racer. My champion snail is norbet but he's been a bit slow of late. To make him quicker I thought I'd remove his shell to reduce weight, didn't help, just made him more sluggish
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All Speed is relative; The fastest speed in the universe is the speed of light (I think that is what the bloke with the big moustache and scarecrow haircut told Marylin Monroe)
'Slow' is a form of 'weak' speed and is therefore also relative
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What is the slowest speed in the universe and what travels at this slowest speed?
Do we need a new book and the synthetic voice of Professor Stephen Hawkings to tell us or shall we assume the slowest thing in the universe is Mr RowCycles naked Norbett.
Lance (my star pupil) Armstrong apparently said 'It is not about the bike'. He was wrong. It is very much about the bike and I know because I need a faster one. Judging by the confessions of other slow cyclists I am not alone.
Have we reached the end of this page yet? If not can anyone see where it is? I would have been past the end of this page and onto the next by yesterday teatime – if only I’d had a faster bike0 -
You're very deceptive. You're slower than you look.0
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Kenjaja1
But thanks for your contribution, glad you've committed. I too need a faster bike, if only to keep up with my gf.
The end is nigh, or in a few posts time as I have no idea where nigh is and can't find it on Google earth.0 -
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I cant belive i got out kicked to the line - 27 stages in now and i havent even been close to win.
i'll get my jacket (cyclists dont wear coats)."If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."
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rubertoe wrote:I cant belive i got out kicked to the line - 27 stages in now and i havent even been close to win.
Some cyclists win (some of the time)
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Most cyclists are found in the peleton (most of the time).
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There are four ways to win one on those coveted jerseys.....
a) Train harder (Not feasible - we all gave lots of good reasons)
b) Performance Enhancing Substances (Not ethically acceptable and you might get caught)
c) Cheat. - (You could try mass posting - but when people complain, the idea never came from me
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d) The elusive faster bike.0 -
On a local cycle route there is a road sign to "World's end", not a cardboard one but a proper one. Says it's only 1 1/2 miles as well. I'm tempted to go on one of my rides but scared as to what I'll find...0
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-spider- wrote:RowCycle wrote:On a local cycle route there is a road sign to "World's end", not a cardboard one but a proper one. Says it's only 1 1/2 miles as well. I'm tempted to go on one of my rides but scared as to what I'll find...
Probably takes you to the Emirates Stadium.
easy spider...."If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."
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World's End is a pub here in Edinburgh, though to be honest I would prefer to see out the World's end elsewhere than Edinburgh...0
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World's End - I choose The Maldives0
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lemoncurd wrote:World's End - I choose The Maldives
Vegas for me surrounded by Strippers"If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."
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Are we there yet?"If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."
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Near me we have a village full of women, well it must be because it is called no mans land
...........................I'll get my jacket!!! Trek 1.2
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rubertoe wrote:Are we there yet?
Seems like we are off to the Maldives via the strippers of Vegas and the women of Nomansland. There are 3 Nomanslands (that I know of) so this is going to be a long journey. So the short answer to your question is, 'No!' & the longer answer to your question is, 'No!'0 -
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Gone for an attack***** Pro Tour Pundit Champion 2020, 2018, 2017 & 2011 *****0
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No one has got on my wheel, got my head down, my legs are on fire***** Pro Tour Pundit Champion 2020, 2018, 2017 & 2011 *****0
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Oh no they're catching me, just keep going***** Pro Tour Pundit Champion 2020, 2018, 2017 & 2011 *****0
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Just one last push***** Pro Tour Pundit Champion 2020, 2018, 2017 & 2011 *****0
