I Have Never Felt Less Manly Than When.....
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......when overtaken on my first trip down the Morzine Avalanche cup course by a 12 year old girl on a rigid bike. (Justification - it was 8 years ago, I had smashed myself up badly on a bike 3 months before, was suffering from a lumbar disc bulge and had fallen off earlier int he week and had severe gravel rash all down my back and side, and she was a really manish looking girl).
I caught her up later on and overtook her again! And flipped her the bird. Bitch.Closet jockey wheel pimp whore.0 -
paul.skibum wrote:......when overtaken on my first trip down the Morzine Avalanche cup course by a 12 year old girl on a rigid bike. (Justification - it was 8 years ago, I had smashed myself up badly on a bike 3 months before, was suffering from a lumbar disc bulge and had fallen off earlier int he week and had severe gravel rash all down my back and side, and she was a really manish looking girl).
I caught her up later on and overtook her again! And flipped her the bird. *****.
lmfao
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couple of years ago, after my sister in law had given birth to my nephew, just before i went round to see them i asked, "do you want me to bring anything round? is there anything you need?"
I have never felt less manly than asking at the chemist for some "heavy flow" pads. i felt dirty for weeks
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I suppose it wasn't one of my manliest moments a few weeks ago when I walked into my barbers with pictures of haircuts I wanted on my phone to show him. To be fair I'd tried to explain it the time before, it was him that told me to bring pics0
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I have never felt less manly than just after the time I spent the night with Mrs Bobbit and she got out her scissors. :shock:0
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Who is Mrs Bobbit and why did she have scissors?MarcBC wrote:I have never felt less manly than just after the time I spent the night with Mrs Bobbit and she got out her scissors. :shock:
Gazlar *shakes heads* its almost as bad as asking for a chuckle cut the day before school starts :oops: :oops: I'd never do that :oops:0 -
hate it when that happens!paul.skibum wrote:overtaken by a 12 year old girl on a rigid bike.0 -
when i lived in tenerife we were jumping off some rocks into the sea, working up from smallish rocks to eventually about 40 or 50 ft up...i took a look over the edge of the highest one and said "fook that" as a girl of about 14 raced past me and jumped off!!!! :oops:0
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welshkev wrote:when i lived in tenerife we were jumping off some rocks into the sea, working up from smallish rocks to eventually about 40 or 50 ft up...i took a look over the edge of the highest one and said "fook that" as a girl of about 14 raced past me and jumped off!!!! :oops:
The crazy youth of today... they have a habbit of having no fear and making us feel a little chicken lol0 -
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projectsome wrote:I have never felt less manly than when reading through those womens magazines that i cant help buying0
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VWsurfbum wrote:
Who is Mrs Bobbit and why did she have scissors?MarcBC wrote:I have never felt less manly than just after the time I spent the night with Mrs Bobbit and she got out her scissors. :shock:
Gazlar *shakes heads* its almost as bad as asking for a chuckle cut the day before school starts :oops: :oops: I'd never do that :oops:
Mrs Bobbit was the lady who removed her husband Wayne Bobbit's manhood with some scissors (actually it was a knife) after he returned from a drunken night out All over the international press in 1993.
God I feel old now. 0 -
I remember! scary shootMarcBC wrote:VWsurfbum wrote:
Who is Mrs Bobbit and why did she have scissors?MarcBC wrote:I have never felt less manly than just after the time I spent the night with Mrs Bobbit and she got out her scissors. :shock:
Gazlar *shakes heads* its almost as bad as asking for a chuckle cut the day before school starts :oops: :oops: I'd never do that :oops:
Mrs Bobbit was the lady who removed her husband Wayne Bobbit's manhood with some scissors (actually it was a knife) after he returned from a drunken night out All over the international press in 1993.
God I feel old now.0 -
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I Have Never Felt Less Manly Than When..... Watching Toy Story 3!
I challenge any fully grown man to watch that with their kids and not well up! if you dont you know your dead0 -
..at the age of 21, when I watched my girlfriend go down on her best female friend after skinny dipping on a warm summer's night after too many drinks..0
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Raymondavalon wrote:..at the age of 21, when I watched my girlfriend go down on her best female friend after skinny dipping on a warm summer's night after too many drinks..
POIDH!!
I repeat
POIDH, and that's not unmanly, that's bragging.
Unless of course you DIDN'T shatter her friends gammon conservatory whilst she was being noshed off, now if that's the case then never speak to me again!0 -
That was before the era of digicams and mobile phones
No I didn't spank her friend Ruth, but to this day I know I am a dick for not doing it0 -
paul.skibum wrote:......when I became rigid when overtaken by a 12 year old girl on a bike. (Justification - if she was 8 years old, I would have smashed it badly and left her suffering from a lumbar disc, and severe gravel rash all down her front and side, but my bulge and had fallen off earlier int he week and she was a really manish looking girl).
I caught her up later on and flipped her and ***** her!.
Oh come on, it is the crudcatcher!0
