I Have Never Felt Less Manly Than When.....

tom_howard
tom_howard Posts: 789
edited August 2011 in The Crudcatcher
Seeing as there has been a few threads where simple application of MTFU would have fixed a problem ('Do I go out for a ride, its raining' and 'How do I cut Soreen?') I thought I'd create a place where folk could post their moments of weakness without (too much) fear of being pointed at, laughed at and generally berated for being such a fairy (other insults suggesting lack of manliness are available and encouraged).

So ill start, I have never felt less manly than when I had to ask for help, as a 26 year old man, how to attach a plug to something. I'd never been shown, and I've never had to do it before :oops:

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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    I have never felt less manly than when Getting to the end of a race and almost crying!

    I was so exhausted, cramped up and beaten, i just couldnt take any more!
    I'm doing the same race again sunday :roll:
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  • GhallTN6
    GhallTN6 Posts: 505
    Tom Howard wrote:

    So ill start, I have never felt less manly than when I had to ask for help, as a 26 year old man, how to attach a plug to something. I'd never been shown, and I've never had to do it before :oops:

    Anyone Else?

    man.. plug something.. oops.. doesn't sound good to me :shock:
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,941
    edited August 2011
    Got on a plane once with a bad back and had to ask the very ghey air steward to lift my pathetically light hand luggage into the overhead compartment for me :oops: I must have repeated that I had a bad back at least 3 times :)
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    I had to stifle a tear in an episode of the Archers recently
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  • ricardo_smooth
    ricardo_smooth Posts: 1,281
    When I had to ask someone how you bump start a car :oops:
  • moster
    moster Posts: 121
    I had to leave the room and go and erm...make a cup of tea,,,,whilst watching Marley & Me with the wife recently. Actually we both cried like girls at Hatchi - A Dogs Tale (the wife is a girl though so has a suitable excuse!)

    I need to MTFU.... :oops:
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    I have never felt less manly than when I killed the girl next door, and wore her skin and pretty pretty clothes to go shopping.
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,126
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    I have never felt less manly than when I killed the girl next door, and wore her skin and pretty pretty clothes to go shopping.
    :lol::lol:
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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    I have never felt less manly than when I killed the girl next door, and wore her skin and pretty pretty clothes to go shopping.

    Did you wear the kitten heels too?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Sort of. They didn't fit my feet properly so I just kind of gaffer taped them to the bottom of my boots.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Ahh so this is the real reason you were Reading fashionetcdotcom

    you were after the 6 must have halternecjs for the summer season article

    oddly enough josh says he always feels like a man!
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  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    I've never felt less manly than when...

    I walked into "Lush" a shop that sells hand made cosmetics and had to ask for the rose scented body wash. It was a present.
    I like bikes and stuff
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    I got caught by the wife when I was wearing her underwear dancing around the house.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    crazy88 wrote:
    I got caught by the wife when I was wearing her underwear dancing around the house.

    I hate that, she wanders round in my boxers and it's just her "chilling out" she finds me wearing her underwear and we have to have "a serious talk"
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    crazy88 wrote:
    I got caught by the wife when I was wearing her underwear dancing around the house.

    I hate that, she wanders round in my boxers and it's just her "chilling out" she finds me wearing her underwear and we have to have "a serious talk"

    by the way crazy88 you really need to stop making up this wife of yours, it's not healthy
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  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    You're right. I'll fix my post by myself:

    crazy88 wrote:
    I got caught by my sister when I was wearing her underwear dancing around the house.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    joshtp wrote:
    I've never felt less manly than when...

    I walked into "Lush" a shop that sells hand made cosmetics and had to ask for the rose scented body wash. It was a present.
    Did he like it?
    I don't do smileys.

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  • DCR00
    DCR00 Posts: 2,160
    I have never felt less manly than when i was nearly in tears when i thought the plane i was on was going to crash (in reality it was just some bad turbulance)

    I dont like flying[/b]
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  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    I have never felt less manly than when I watched "300" in the cinema.


    This does not need explanation
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Montevideoguy wrote:
    I have never felt less manly than when I watched "300" in the cinema.


    This does not need explanation
    you should of just gone home and painted on your six pack like everyone else :wink: :oops: :oops:


    I did well up a bit at the end of this weeks top gear :oops: those guys were amazing doing the Paris- Dakar
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  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Montevideoguy wrote:
    I have never felt less manly than when I watched "300" in the cinema.


    This does not need explanation
    you should have just gone home and painted on your six pack like everyone else :wink: :oops: :oops:


    I did well up a bit at the end of this weeks top gear :oops: those guys were amazing doing the Paris- Dakar

    And yet you have 18 people putting in complaints that they filmed part of the segment on electric cars in a disabled parking bay...naturally the Guardian is working itself up in a tizz ... mongos
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    talk about miss placed complaints!
    surely the complaints should be aimed at that annoying little irish man who brought us Jedwood?
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  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    With his podgy rubber face!!!

    You know the Guardian though...almost as ridiculous as the Daily Mail at times (especially the comments sections)
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    crazy88 wrote:
    my sister.

    I'd like a go on her
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Gazlar wrote:
    crazy88 wrote:
    my sister.

    I'd like a go on her
    What, Crazy88 isn't even in this thread.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    crazy88 wrote:
    my sister.

    I'd like a go on her
    What, Crazy88 isn't even in this thread.

    page 1 my dear yeehaa.
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    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Wait, there's more than one page?
    Marvelous!
  • Ryan Jones
    Ryan Jones Posts: 775
    I never felt less manly than when I brought my ex girlfriend a vibrating object about 6 inches long then telling the cashier it wasn't for me :lol:
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  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    I never felt less manly than the day i went into MAC for make up then onto HMV for Lady Gaga, Rhianna and Pink Albums while the ex was in bed recovering from a knee op. Needless to say i asked if i could order the latest Slayer album just to recover some man points. :oops:
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Ryan Jones wrote:
    I never felt less manly than when I brought my ex girlfriend a vibrating object about 6 inches long then telling the cashier it wasn't for me :lol:

    especially when the rule of thumb is you buy them double the size of what you give them yourself. I'd have to thumb that bad boy in sidewards
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp

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