where's my skin? / I fell off my bike & now want attenti
Herbsman
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i lost some skin tonight on a corner i leaned too far into whilst going too fast. has anyone seen it and if so, can i have it back please?
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I took it to make a skinsuit.0
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It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.0
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CAPTAIN BUCKFAST'S CYCLING TIPS - GUARANTEED TO WORK! 1 OUT OF 10 RACING CYCLISTS AGREE!0 -
Interesting - that looks like you scraped the outside of your right leg after falling on a left turn. How did you manage that?0
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Zachariah wrote:Interesting - that looks like you scraped the outside of your right leg after falling on a left turn. How did you manage that?CAPTAIN BUCKFAST'S CYCLING TIPS - GUARANTEED TO WORK! 1 OUT OF 10 RACING CYCLISTS AGREE!0
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Nasty graze, I couldnt look at it. Do you have anymore photos from the race?
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jda3000 wrote:Hi
Nasty graze, I couldnt look at it. Do you have anymore photos from the race?
ThanksCAPTAIN BUCKFAST'S CYCLING TIPS - GUARANTEED TO WORK! 1 OUT OF 10 RACING CYCLISTS AGREE!0 -
Could you rename this thread to "I fell off my bike and now I want attention"? Would be more accurate.0
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P_Tucker wrote:Could you rename this thread to "I fell off my bike and now I want attention"? Would be more accurate.
Ok so it's a pointless thread but it's no worse than the hundreds, if not thousands of "I've bought a new bike/component/item of clothing/arse-dildo, give me attention and kind words!" threads. And no worse than the willy-waving "Hey everyone, look, I do x miles per week! Isn't that AWESOME?! But only reply with sycophantic praise or I'll get upset and throw my toys out of the pram!" type threads.CAPTAIN BUCKFAST'S CYCLING TIPS - GUARANTEED TO WORK! 1 OUT OF 10 RACING CYCLISTS AGREE!0 -
Herbsman wrote:Ok so it's a pointless thread but it's no worse than the hundreds, if not thousands of "I've bought a new bike/component/item of clothing/ars*-dildo, give me attention and kind words!" threads. And no worse than the willy-waving "Hey everyone, look, I do x miles per week! Isn't that AWESOME?! But only reply with sycophantic praise or I'll get upset and throw my toys out of the pram!" type threads.
Class.
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Herbsman wrote:P_Tucker wrote:Could you rename this thread to "I fell off my bike and now I want attention"? Would be more accurate.
Ok so it's a pointless thread but it's no worse than the hundreds, if not thousands of "I've bought a new bike/component/item of clothing/ars*-dildo, give me attention and kind words!" threads. And no worse than the willy-waving "Hey everyone, look, I do x miles per week! Isn't that AWESOME?! But only reply with sycophantic praise or I'll get upset and throw my toys out of the pram!" type threads.
good response. Please accept my grudging respect0 -
Herbsman wrote:P_Tucker wrote:Could you rename this thread to "I fell off my bike and now I want attention"? Would be more accurate.
Ok so it's a pointless thread but it's no worse than the hundreds, if not thousands of "I've bought a new bike/component/item of clothing/ars*-dildo, give me attention and kind words!" threads. And no worse than the willy-waving "Hey everyone, look, I do x miles per week! Isn't that AWESOME?! But only reply with sycophantic praise or I'll get upset and throw my toys out of the pram!" type threads.
How about me wearing shorts in the winter the day after a black ice encounter! I then make it 'weep' for as long as possible with a daily rub of sea salt crystals....
Now who's the daddy?!0 -
I cut all the skin off my legs before any ride and have people stand along my route and throw buckets of vinegar at me as I go.0
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I made chuck norris cry like this:0