Thursday morning, blah, blah, nearly end of week etc

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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    feeling tired today after visiting a lady friend last night which was pleasent :P

    Today i will be mostly doing more tax and then washing and servicing my bike tonight to ride cwm tommorrow then FOD ont he nicer weekend day :P
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    crazy88 wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    crazy88 wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    crazy88 wrote:
    As for the photographer....I feel genuinely a little scared for him. She's gonna come at him like a steam train. Would you like me to take his place instead? (minus the strap on bit...that's not my bag).
    Wuss

    ok, for you i'll do it then! Where do i apply?

    POF ;)

    So even as a fellow cruddite do we need to go through official channels? I thought we'd have a nice little handshake and that'd be enough to sort me out a night of chuff chuffing.
    Surely as a crudder that would be more reason to go through official channels?! ;)

    In other news..
    Tax disc: done
    Ticket for next Cake Club: done
    :D
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    I think it's your unofficial channel he wants to go through :shock:
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    He wouldn't know an unnoffical channel if he fell in one
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Yeah, probably best not to suggest someone could fall in it though :shock: :D
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    Precisely why I said 'fell in one' and not 'fell in it' ;)
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Curse you and your cunning linguism!!
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    edited July 2011
    Curse you and your cunnilingus-isms.

    And foxc...unofficial or official channel makes no difference to me!
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    crazy88 wrote:
    Curse you and your cunnilingusisms.

    And foxc...unofficial or official channel makes no difference to me!

    your suave way to ask a girl out is impressing me.... :wink::lol:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    I'm moreimpressed that crazy_88 seems to be plying his trade as a Gazlar tribute act!
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    Are you asking me out on a date?
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Back from Burqaland AKA Bradford.
    A lovely day today, so I am goign for a haircut then sneak out to Cannock for a distance ride which will comprise of 70% of FtD, then the 12M blue route, finishing off on the last 15% of FtD which equates to about 16 or so miles... win
    The Bouncer
    The Shaker
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    welshkev wrote:
    crazy88 wrote:
    Curse you and your cunnilingusisms.

    And foxc...unofficial or official channel makes no difference to me!

    your suave way to ask a girl out is impressing me.... :wink::lol:

    I'm positively swooning...
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    foxc_uk wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    crazy88 wrote:
    Curse you and your cunnilingusisms.

    And foxc...unofficial or official channel makes no difference to me!

    your suave way to ask a girl out is impressing me.... :wink::lol:

    I'm positively swooning...

    i can imagine, i bet that's how the hot photograper went about asking you out aswell :lol:
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    didnt he promise to show you his zoom lens?
    :)Ragley Blue Pig
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  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    You see, now you internet people have all embarrassed me and I dare not make any more silky smooth moves. Well done welsh kev...you've ruined my chances now, thanks a lot.

    Next girl please!!!
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    crazy88 wrote:
    You see, now you internet people have all embarrassed me and I dare not make any more silky smooth moves. Well done welsh kev...you've ruined my chances now, thanks a lot.

    Next girl please!!!

    sorry mate, i honestly thought you were doing a good job :lol: very subtle :D
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    It was subtle...the women have no clue when us men are being blunt...believe you me. I've asked my wife for a shag many a time, yet she still doesn't seem to hear me! But now you've alerted foxy i'm scuppered. Up shit creek without a paddle! and all that
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Tip for you Crazy_88, my gags are not great as jokes, let alone as chat up lines, If you want to bag a classy lady, you have to show charm, sophistication and a timeless gentlemanly quality, rather like I exude at all times. The force is strong with you though, I may become your Yoda
    kaiser83 wrote:
    didnt he promise to show you his zoom lens?

    I hope after all the bad luck Foxc has had this year, that its not a 35mm
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    Judging by comments she made earlier, he'd have to be a very wide angle lens to see the whole snatchshot.

    and gazlar, don't put yourself down...why I came home to find my wife grinding her computer last night as she caressed your posts. Actually, that's a lie, i'm single and live alone. :(
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    crazy88 wrote:
    Judging by comments she made earlier, he'd have to be a very wide angle lens to see the whole snatchshot.

    and gazlar, don't put yourself down...why I came home to find my wife grinding her computer last night as she caressed your posts. Actually, that's a lie, i'm single and live alone. :(

    Its no putdown, I know my weaknesses and use them well, although you wouldn't be the first to come home to their wife caressing my post ;)
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    And it's unfortunately not the first time she's been found caressing a post either. Oh well, at least she's not a goth.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    See, you did it again young skywalker, changed the words slightly but ended up with the same gag

    And she's not a goth because she's not real is she? Unless youre doing Nemi
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    Gazlar wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    didnt he promise to show you his zoom lens?
    I hope after all the bad luck Foxc has had this year, that its not a 35mm
    Oh god... please no!
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  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    Crap! I did didnt I! I'm stuck in a rut and just cannot get out of this now. I think I'll just admit to being your young single apprentice then.

    I'm off to search the Internet for a new friend.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    What are you, 21? Too young for me anyway!! I'm not being a cougar until I'm 35 thank you very much!
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  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    didnt he promise to show you his zoom lens?
    I hope after all the bad luck Foxc has had this year, that its not a 35mm
    Oh god... please no!

    you're definately hoping for a 600mm telephoto with a wide aperture then!
    :)Ragley Blue Pig
    :twisted: Spesh Demo 8 II
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    foxc_uk wrote:
    What are you, 21? Too young for me anyway!! I'm not being a cougar until I'm 35 thank you very much!

    Me? Im 29. Think id be married at 21? Well, actually I was...oh.

    Edit: the wife just informed me I was 22...of course I knew that. Doh
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    See using the jay formula, I had you down as being 88.

    Anyway, first rule of bagging a girl, look outside the box, dont rule out the ones that aren't your usual type, because in my experience, the ones that are your type are nutters
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Gazlar wrote:
    See using the jay formula, I had you down as being 88.

    Anyway, first rule of bagging a girl, look outside the box, dont rule out the ones that aren't your usual type, because in my experience, the ones that are your type are nutters

    what crazy 88's type? have you been stalking people again gareth? :lol:

    anyway, just finished work....gutted i can't go for a ride...i'm in a hotel on my own, just finished my first pint of cider and i'm sat outside in the sun. there's a wedding here and lots of brides maids :lol:

    i think i might just have another pint :lol:

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