The Noncontentious Thread

gmb

I've noticed recently that there are complaints in many of the threads (I'm referring here to Girls in Knitwear etc.) where people have been upset by the content.

I'm hoping to start a thread where there is only harmony and agreement between all brothers, sisters and any other classification that one may want to label oneself.

This thread should include discussion, or statements that can only be agreed with.

Let's see how long this thread can continue without any arguing. I'm very confident that this can be a long-running and vital contribution to Cake Stop.

Okay, I'll start with a couple of examples :-

1. Most people on this site are interested in cycling in one form or another.

2. Being able to read is an advantage when browsing internet forums.

3. Religion should be outlawed.

There, anyone else?

Pseudonym

I don't agree with any of that....

Cleat Eastwood

This thread needs more tits.

Smokin Joe

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

This thread needs more tits.

Don't worry, they'll be along in the minute to complain about it.

esspeebee

Why do you hate the illiterate? They're people too, you know.

Fenred

Smokin Joe wrote:

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

This thread needs more tits.

Don't worry, they'll be along in the minute to complain about it.

POTD!!

gmb

esspeebee wrote:

Why do you hate the illiterate? They're people too, you know.

I don't hate them, they just seem to burn better...

BarryBonds

i want the nipples, this is offfensivley bland

verylonglegs

Harmony? **** off you ****ing hippy, stuff harmony up your ****ing **** you ****

*edit* forgot the

gmb

verylonglegs wrote:

Harmony? **** off you ****ing hippy, stuff harmony up your ****ing **** you ****

*edit* forgot the

Mam? Is that you?

GiantMike

Whoa guys.

This is supposed to be the non-contentious thread where I can feel able to bond with the low-life that inhabit the Cake Shop. I'm continually disappointed at the lack of intelligence and manners shown by Cake Shoppers and have always assumed that it's a result of the general ignorance demonstrated by cyclists, shown by their regular displays of terrible riding, jumping red lights and doing stunts and wheelies wherever they like.

I want this thread to succeed so I can have a good reason to stop hating you ignorant bunch of illiterate opinionistas with tit fetishes.

MattC59

GMB wrote:

I've noticed recently that there are complaints in many of the threads (I'm referring here to Girls in Knitwear etc.) where people have been upset by the content.

I'm hoping to start a thread where there is only harmony and agreement between all brothers, sisters and any other classification that one may want to label oneself.

This thread should include discussion, or statements that can only be agreed with.

Let's see how long this thread can continue without any arguing. I'm very confident that this can be a long-running and vital contribution to Cake Stop.

Okay, I'll start with a couple of examples :-

1. Most people on this site are interested in cycling in one form or another.

2. Being able to read is an advantage when browsing internet forums.

3. Religion should be outlawed.
There, anyone else?

Whilst I agree, I asume that in a noncontentious thread, this one's a joke

That said, if this is an acurate depiction of what religion can offer, I'm in !

gmb

MattC59 wrote:

GMB wrote:

I've noticed recently that there are complaints in many of the threads (I'm referring here to Girls in Knitwear etc.) where people have been upset by the content.

I'm hoping to start a thread where there is only harmony and agreement between all brothers, sisters and any other classification that one may want to label oneself.

This thread should include discussion, or statements that can only be agreed with.

Let's see how long this thread can continue without any arguing. I'm very confident that this can be a long-running and vital contribution to Cake Stop.

Okay, I'll start with a couple of examples :-

1. Most people on this site are interested in cycling in one form or another.

2. Being able to read is an advantage when browsing internet forums.

3. Religion should be outlawed.
There, anyone else?

Whilst I agree, I asume that in a noncontentious thread, this one's a joke

That said, if this is an acurate depiction of what religion can offer, I'm in !

"Calling Sister Midnight,
What can I do about my dreams"

I went to a Catholic school where my teachers were nuns. I must have left before this lady started....

Mr_Cellophane

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

This thread needs more tits.

Just for you - tits in knitwear

gmb

This thread seems to be veering off topic. Remember, it's for statements/discussions that can only be agreed with:-

Johnny Cash's version of Hurt by Nine Inch Nails is even more beautiful than the original.

Neptune is (currently) the most far flung planet in our Solar System.

Assisted suicide is a good thing.

veronese68

Neptune is 1 year old. Well a year since it's discovery. Happy birthday Neptune.

Cleat Eastwood

Veronese68 wrote:

Neptune is 1 year old. Well a year since it's discovery. Happy birthday Neptune.

Yes happy birthday neptune. Still needs more tits though.

gmb

Veronese68 wrote:

Neptune is 1 year old. Well a year since it's discovery. Happy birthday Neptune.

A Neptunian year that is!!

shouldbeinbed

GMB - you've picked a union for a username, you're obviously a lefty, strikemonger, guardian reading enemy of those trying to get us out of the mess that the previous lot left us in.

non contentious - Ha (Joking honest)


Agree on Hurt too, but I'd love to have heard him sing it 20 years earlier - I think he pulled back on the 'what have I become' and 'my empire of dirt' lines - there could be real venom in there, but I think he'd slowed up and got a bit more philosophical by the time he recorded it.

Also think his version of Personal Jesus p***es all over Bono's (but then I think doing that should be compulsory if you ever meet Bono in person)

gmb

shouldbeinbed wrote:

Also think his version of Personal Jesus p***es all over Bono's (but then I think doing that should be compulsory if you ever meet Bono in person)

Personal Jesus was by Depeche Mode, those lords of dark synth magnificence from Basildon!

Totally agree with the Bono sentiments though. Especially as U2 have tried to steal every good idea Depeche came up with since releasing Violator.

OffTheBackAdam

A good dump is better than bad sex.

gmb

OffTheBackAdam wrote:

A good dump is better than bad sex.

+1. As a married man I look forward to a good dump more than that "special night" I know is coming when the wife has a bath

rick_chasey

OffTheBackAdam wrote:

A good dump is better than bad sex.

I thought it was a good dump makes bad sex.

Smokin Joe

OffTheBackAdam wrote:

A good dump is better than bad sex.

A good w@nk certainly is.

shouldbeinbed

GMB wrote:

shouldbeinbed wrote:

Also think his version of Personal Jesus p***es all over Bono's (but then I think doing that should be compulsory if you ever meet Bono in person)

Personal Jesus was by Depeche Mode, those lords of dark synth magnificence from Basildon!

You are right, dunno where that came from :oops:

woodnut

It's fair to say that Elvis Presley had a good singing voice.

Autumn is right up there in the top 4 seasons.

Mohammed is Jesus.

kev77

This is comedy gold! keep it up chaps!

SteveR_100Milers

GMB wrote:

OffTheBackAdam wrote:

A good dump is better than bad sex.

+1. As a married man I look forward to a good dump more than that "special night" I know is coming when the wife has a bath

Sounds like a crap arrangement dude

DIESELDOG

shouldbeinbed wrote:

GMB wrote:

shouldbeinbed wrote:

Also think his version of Personal Jesus p***es all over Bono's (but then I think doing that should be compulsory if you ever meet Bono in person)

Personal Jesus was by Depeche Mode, those lords of dark synth magnificence from Basildon!

You are right, dunno where that came from :oops:

Don't care who did the original but Mariyn Mansons version is by far the best.

Love n hugs

DD

gmb

SteveR_100Milers wrote:

GMB wrote:

OffTheBackAdam wrote:

A good dump is better than bad sex.

+1. As a married man I look forward to a good dump more than that "special night" I know is coming when the wife has a bath

Sounds like a crap arrangement dude

It's not so bad. The wife's sister is very accomodating...

gmb

DIESELDOG wrote:

shouldbeinbed wrote:

GMB wrote:

shouldbeinbed wrote:

Also think his version of Personal Jesus p***es all over Bono's (but then I think doing that should be compulsory if you ever meet Bono in person)

Personal Jesus was by Depeche Mode, those lords of dark synth magnificence from Basildon!

You are right, dunno where that came from :oops:

Don't care who did the original but Mariyn Mansons version is by far the best.

Love n hugs

DD

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ?????

This is supposed to be non-contentious...