The 3D morning thread
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welshkev wrote:foxc_uk wrote:Sorry, I'm a pacifist. No rolling pin chastisement here. Just a stern look, with a raised eyebrow.
Actually don't own a rolling pin... I do not fit to common gender specific stereotypes.
does anyone apart from mums and bakers own a rolling pin these days? :?
your mum, purely for girth but also for length!
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kaiser83 wrote:welshkev wrote:foxc_uk wrote:Sorry, I'm a pacifist. No rolling pin chastisement here. Just a stern look, with a raised eyebrow.
Actually don't own a rolling pin... I do not fit to common gender specific stereotypes.
does anyone apart from mums and bakers own a rolling pin these days? :?
your mum, purely for girth but also for length!
my mum died when i was 8.................................................0 -
welshkev wrote:kaiser83 wrote:welshkev wrote:foxc_uk wrote:Sorry, I'm a pacifist. No rolling pin chastisement here. Just a stern look, with a raised eyebrow.
Actually don't own a rolling pin... I do not fit to common gender specific stereotypes.
does anyone apart from mums and bakers own a rolling pin these days? :?
your mum, purely for girth but also for length!
my mum died when i was 8.................................................
i obviously mean your dad0 -
kaiser83 wrote:welshkev wrote:kaiser83 wrote:welshkev wrote:foxc_uk wrote:Sorry, I'm a pacifist. No rolling pin chastisement here. Just a stern look, with a raised eyebrow.
Actually don't own a rolling pin... I do not fit to common gender specific stereotypes.
does anyone apart from mums and bakers own a rolling pin these days? :?
your mum, purely for girth but also for length!
my mum died when i was 8.................................................
i obviously mean your dad
good come back....
and i was fibbing about my mum...she was still alive and well last night but i don't think she was anywhere near a rolling pin 0 -
welshkev wrote:kaiser83 wrote:welshkev wrote:kaiser83 wrote:welshkev wrote:foxc_uk wrote:Sorry, I'm a pacifist. No rolling pin chastisement here. Just a stern look, with a raised eyebrow.
Actually don't own a rolling pin... I do not fit to common gender specific stereotypes.
does anyone apart from mums and bakers own a rolling pin these days? :?
your mum, purely for girth but also for length!
my mum died when i was 8.................................................
i obviously mean your dad
good come back....
and i was fibbing about my mum...she was still alive and well last night but i don't think she was anywhere near a rolling pin
Not dead then, just lazy 0 -
I partially ruptured the achilles in my left leg on 15th March, while on a snowboarding holiday (playing tag while warming up!)
It's been fun and games... oh yes.
Surely if it's your left leg you can drive an automatic ? Left leg isn't used at all in an auto. I think if I'd done myself a serious mischief like that I would have swapped my car for an automatic. Sorry for the slightly sensible comment......
Edit formatting all wrong on iPad.....[/quote]All hail the FSM and his noodly appendage!0 -
there was a guy at work whose mum died in 2002, we were messing around a year later telling your mums fat type jokes when dan walks in and sayd
"whats going down" in a faux ganster accent
"your mums going down on my shaft tonights, thats what"
he turned and walked straight out and got in his car and went home, not a word to anyone!
someone phoned him about an hour later and he was fine but it just happened to be exactly 1 year to the day she had died!
he was fine, but i did learn to think before i speak purely from that incident!0 -
kaiser83 wrote:there was a guy at work whose mum died in 2002, we were messing around a year later telling your mums fat type jokes when dan walks in and sayd
"whats going down" in a faux ganster accent
"your mums going down on my shaft tonights, thats what"
he turned and walked straight out and got in his car and went home, not a word to anyone!
someone phoned him about an hour later and he was fine but it just happened to be exactly 1 year to the day she had died!
he was fine, but i did learn to think before i speak purely from that incident!
i always worry about stuff like that..touch wood (no jokes ) it hasn't happened...that i know of 0 -
welshkev wrote:kaiser83 wrote:there was a guy at work whose mum died in 2002, we were messing around a year later telling your mums fat type jokes when dan walks in and sayd
"whats going down" in a faux ganster accent
"your mums going down on my shaft tonights, thats what"
he turned and walked straight out and got in his car and went home, not a word to anyone!
someone phoned him about an hour later and he was fine but it just happened to be exactly 1 year to the day she had died!
he was fine, but i did learn to think before i speak purely from that incident!
i always worry about stuff like that..touch wood (no jokes ) it hasn't happened...that i know of
Yeah I had thee downy incident I mentioned tuther day but other than that i've been quite lucky despite being a gobshite. But I text her and apologised, and now she thinks I'm even sweeter than if I hadn't done it at all . I think I get away with being a loveable scamp as people tend to think I'm a bit special, like the waitress who smiled and patted me on the head when I made a smiley face out of food on my plate and wrote "for you" in spaghetti. I like freaking people out0 -
mate how did you not pull with that technique!? seriously cool!0
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where is Fully-Sh1te today, has he finally got the message?0
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Which bit, the downy or the dinner? (OOh sound like a great kids book) First one, Its my Mrs' mate and second one, she was with me.
I freaked out a charity collector last week in Brum too
Collector - all bouncy and chipper Hi, I'm from Shelter, we a charity for homeless people, have you heard of us?
Me - I don't like homeless people
Her - Oh, ok?
Me- I like Pandas, do you have any pandas?
Her - err no.....
Me - What about homeless pandas? theyre my favourite, I'd help them
Her - err no....
Me - Oh ok, doesn't sound like you have much that interests me then
her - err no, ok bye.....
Fully-mong probably has double remedial spelling now, followed by a long walk home as the bigger kids have vandalised his bike again :roll:0 -
homeless pandas
are they ones that don't live in a zoo? 0 -
Yeah theyre a plague on the streets round here,druggys and sex perverts, thats what they are. In my opinion they should go back where they came from :shock:
Footnote - panda's actually have the lowest sex drive of any animal, so to be raped by one would be very unlucky0 -
bicyclepirate wrote:I partially ruptured the achilles in my left leg on 15th March, while on a snowboarding holiday (playing tag while warming up!)
It's been fun and games... oh yes.
Surely if it's your left leg you can drive an automatic ? Left leg isn't used at all in an auto. I think if I'd done myself a serious mischief like that I would have swapped my car for an automatic. Sorry for the slightly sensible comment......
Edit formatting all wrong on iPad.....
Can't afford to just 'swap' a car that I'd spent 3 years saving up for....Plus I'd hate driving an auto...it's all about dropping a gear and booting it.0 -
Gazlar wrote:welshkev wrote:kaiser83 wrote:there was a guy at work whose mum died in 2002, we were messing around a year later telling your mums fat type jokes when dan walks in and sayd
"whats going down" in a faux ganster accent
"your mums going down on my shaft tonights, thats what"
he turned and walked straight out and got in his car and went home, not a word to anyone!
someone phoned him about an hour later and he was fine but it just happened to be exactly 1 year to the day she had died!
he was fine, but i did learn to think before i speak purely from that incident!
i always worry about stuff like that..touch wood (no jokes ) it hasn't happened...that i know of
Yeah I had thee downy incident I mentioned tuther day but other than that i've been quite lucky despite being a gobshite. But I text her and apologised, and now she thinks I'm even sweeter than if I hadn't done it at all . I think I get away with being a loveable scamp as people tend to think I'm a bit special, like the waitress who smiled and patted me on the head when I made a smiley face out of food on my plate and wrote "for you" in spaghetti. I like freaking people out
I have quite a few stories about that...
Once when I was a kid and was playing footbal with my mates agains the kids from a rival "street" I let a goal in (because I'm a useless goalkeeper). The kid that scored made fun of me saying I must be blind for not seeing the ball. So I replied, by calling blind to his mother and a few other things. Turns out his mother was actually BLIND! I only understood why I almost got my arse kicked when I was going home and one of my mates told me about that kids mother... Felt really shitty.0
