Never Ending Story

DIESELDOG

I think we got as far as 4 now?

Although after the other crap I'm beyond caring. Please, do carry on.

Love n hugs

DD

Gazlar

Fully-sprung wrote:

Are we still on once up on a time?

Yeah, and if you are a good boy, we'll tell you about what tose 3 bears did when that young lass broke into their home and eat their ready brek.

And then as you doze off you'll be able to hear the sound of your mummy being double teamed by some mountain bikers whilst others look on and roundly heckle her whilst waiting their turn

Sweet dreams little man

Fully-sprung

Gazlar wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

Are we still on once up on a time?

Yeah, and if you are a good boy, we'll tell you about what tose 3 bears did when that young lass broke into their home and eat their ready brek.

And then as you doze off you'll be able to hear the sound of your mummy being double teamed by some mountain bikers whilst others look on and roundly heckle her whilst waiting their turn

Sweet dreams little man

I like ready brek

welshkev

Fully-sprung wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

Are we still on once up on a time?

Yeah, and if you are a good boy, we'll tell you about what tose 3 bears did when that young lass broke into their home and eat their ready brek.

And then as you doze off you'll be able to hear the sound of your mummy being double teamed by some mountain bikers whilst others look on and roundly heckle her whilst waiting their turn

Sweet dreams little man

I like ready brek

not as much as we like your mum.....

Gazlar

welshkev wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

Are we still on once up on a time?

Yeah, and if you are a good boy, we'll tell you about what tose 3 bears did when that young lass broke into their home and eat their ready brek.

And then as you doze off you'll be able to hear the sound of your mummy being double teamed by some mountain bikers whilst others look on and roundly heckle her whilst waiting their turn

Sweet dreams little man

I like ready brek

not as much as we like your mum.....

You and me on doubles then Kev?

welshkev

Gazlar wrote:

welshkev wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

Are we still on once up on a time?

Yeah, and if you are a good boy, we'll tell you about what tose 3 bears did when that young lass broke into their home and eat their ready brek.

And then as you doze off you'll be able to hear the sound of your mummy being double teamed by some mountain bikers whilst others look on and roundly heckle her whilst waiting their turn

Sweet dreams little man

I like ready brek

not as much as we like your mum.....

You and me on doubles then Kev?

Gazlar

Ooh your like the Uri Geller on the intraweb, I bet you'll put the willies up Mrs Sprung!!

Anonymous

I've certainly put my willy up Mrs Sprung.

Richie63

Maybe that's why he doesn't want to come on crudstock.

His mum will drop him off and shout " Nice to see you all again Boys. I've only just stopped walking like John Wayne"

welshkev

is this technically classed as cyber bullying fully-mong?

Fully-sprung

Technically yes, but the police already know so...

welshkev

Fully-sprung wrote:

Technically yes, but the police already know so...

and even they've refused to help you....jeez....how unlucky are you?

Anonymous

Is that Gazlar's 14 year old policewoman girlfriend? If so, i reckon she'll just join in.

Richie63

So should we just ignore him so we don't get Gazlars' pc friend onto us then?

Fully-sprung

LOL

Gazlar

Bring it on, Mrs Sprung could be a witness, she could certainly make it stand up in court

Richie63

all 12 good men and true

Richie63

she could be bound over...

welshkev

Richie63 wrote:

she could be bound over...

she was last night.............


and what've i missed, who'd gaz's 14 year old police woman friend? :?

Gazlar

welshkev wrote:

Richie63 wrote:

she could be bound over...

she was last night.............


and what've i missed, who'd gaz's 14 year old police woman friend? :?

I said 12, but Christ you were drinking last night, it was in response to something you said about Jay12 and then you commented as part of the post black hole. I said

(jay12 is)a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"

welshkev

Gazlar wrote:

welshkev wrote:

Richie63 wrote:

she could be bound over...

she was last night.............


and what've i missed, who'd gaz's 14 year old police woman friend? :?

I said 12, but Christ you were drinking last night, it was in response to something you said about Jay12 and then you commented as part of the post black hole. I said

(jay12 is)a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"

i remember now...doh!!! :oops: didn't realise heineken was that strong

Richie63

welshkev wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

welshkev wrote:

Richie63 wrote:

she could be bound over...

she was last night.............


and what've i missed, who'd gaz's 14 year old police woman friend? :?

I said 12, but Christ you were drinking last night, it was in response to something you said about Jay12 and then you commented as part of the post black hole. I said

(jay12 is)a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"

i remember now...doh!!! :oops: didn't realise heineken was that strong

'tis for you sonny

Gazlar

Its not, you lightweight

welshkev

i'll be honest..i don't really drink a lot and 5 pints is obviously over my limit these days

Anonymous

I was sure you said 14. Or maybe she was just lying about being 12.

welshkev

yeehaamcgee wrote:

I was sure you said 14. Or maybe she was just lying about being 12.

whore!

Gazlar

Definately 12, I marked it off on my Olsen Twins/Hermione from Harry Potter/Sabrina the teenage witch legal countdown chart :shock:

Richie63

Gazlar wrote:

definitely 12, I marked it off on my Olsen Twins/Hermione from Harry Potter/Sabrina the teenage witch legal countdown chart :shock:

At least you are waiting unlike some other tw*ts in the world

Kaise

Gaz i ditched the countdown chart in the end, too risqué for me, i've just stuck with this graph for now

vv

Anonymous

Isn't the standard formula for creepiness (age/2)+7 ?