Never Ending Story

cat_with_no_tail

Another redux of an old CC thread, keep it to a sentence each please:

Once upon a time,

Anonymous

Cat With No Tail was so bored and desperate for attention that he kept ressurecting dead thread ideas

Kaise

the end

Gazlar

ps, this would be so much better if you'd put my name to it, the end

sheepsteeth

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cat_with_no_tail

Desperate for attention? :? For restarting some old threads on a forum? Not sure how you come to that conclusion.

What's up Yeehaa? You on the rag or something?

Maybe you should go for a nice walk.

sheepsteeth

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Anonymous

Cat With No Tail wrote:

Desperate for attention? :? For restarting some old threads on a forum? Not sure how you come to that conclusion.

What's up Yeehaa? You on the rag or something?

Maybe you should go for a nice walk.

Quit your bitching and welcome to the crudcatcher. Fukkin clumpet.

sheepsteeth

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cat_with_no_tail

yeah, alright then :roll:

Gazlar

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Cat With No Tail wrote:

Desperate for attention? :? For restarting some old threads on a forum? Not sure how you come to that conclusion.

What's up Yeehaa? You on the rag or something?

Maybe you should go for a nice walk.

Quit your bitching and welcome to the crudcatcher. Fukkin clumpet.

come on, lets not get fighty, If you are take it outside and fight like men. If you are going to insist on fighting in here then fight like pokemon

Anonymous

Cat With No Tail wrote:

yeah, alright then :roll:

Honestly, it's thin skinned folk like you who are turning this place into a poof's palace.
Grow some friggin teeth.

sheepsteeth

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Cat With No Tail wrote:

yeah, alright then :roll:

Honestly, it's thin skinned folk like you who are turning this place into a poof's palace.
Grow some friggin teeth.

sheepsteeth

cat_with_no_tail

I've got teeth thanks, actually got a spare set. Took them off your mums bedside table last time I was round there.

Anonymous

Cat With No Tail wrote:

I've got teeth thanks, actually got a spare set. Took them off your mums bedside table last time I was round there.

Now THAT's more like it.

I still have your mother's teeth embedded in my fist. I had to punch her in the mouth to stop her screaming RAPE.

cat_with_no_tail

You see, your mum didn't scream anything when I was doing her, mostly because the rohypnol had already kicked in.

Your missus on the other hand just kept making this strange "baaaaaaa" noise. Very offputting.

Kaise

Cat With No Tail wrote:

rohypnol

thats for pussys that is, real men rape in daylight and with them full functioning!

Gazlar

kaiser83 wrote:

Cat With No Tail wrote:

rohypnol

thats for pussys that is, real men rape in daylight and with them full functioning!

I've yet to find a woman who wasn't fully consentual, I mean after all, I'm rather like a walking amalgamation of all the James Bond's

Anonymous

Cat With No Tail wrote:

Your missus on the other hand just kept making this strange "baaaaaaa" noise. Very offputting.

That's cause she's a brain damaged special. All she can say is BAH, and, oddly enough, "luminescence".

Ransaka

Gazlar wrote:

I'm rather like a walking amalgamation of all the James Bond's

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Gazlar

Ransaka wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

I'm rather like a walking amalgamation of all the James Bond's

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lol, although it looks more like Stephen Gately, you k now the one that died of gayness

Ransaka

Quite a lot people seem to die from gayness, I blame the government.

Gazlar

I blame Russell Grant, he saw into the future and saw the effect mass gayness would have, but did naff all about it,

Anonymous

Russel Grant sees as far into the future as last month's radio times.
I actually know the bloke who writes his "readings".

Gazlar

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Russel Grant sees as far into the future as last month's radio times.
I actually know the bloke who writes his "readings".

Would you punch him in the face for me then, as far as I'm concerned its all bulls-hit

Anonymous

He knows it's bullshit. But it pays, so...
(and he's actually a pretty cool bloke)

Gazlar

oh in that case, if he's doing it to earn money and is honest about it then great

I often wondered, could I get away with becoming a priest, but not believing in God on the basis that I know how to preach etc and the rest I could learn, you know in the same way I have no real interest in trains, but I know how to drive one, therefore I can do the job.

Anonymous

Like a surgeon who has no interest in making people better, but likes cutting up things that are still alive.

Gazlar

yeah, pretty much or a Catholic Priest thats not interested in small boys sexually, that kind of thing

Fully-sprung

Are we still on once up on a time?

Ryan Jones

Fully sprungs mom went into sheepsteeths basement looking for her sons stolen dustcaps.