"Hypothetically Could I......." Thread
Kaise
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without any shame and remorse i am stealing a format for a thread, and so what shoot me!
Everything that you've always wondered but wouldnt actual do can recieve crud catcher critique.
So hypothetically, say i were the model employee, hitting targets, exceeding expectations and all that jazz, is it acceptible to tap up my boss daughter? she is legal, fit and ui've seen her out a few times.
What do you think?
Everything that you've always wondered but wouldnt actual do can recieve crud catcher critique.
So hypothetically, say i were the model employee, hitting targets, exceeding expectations and all that jazz, is it acceptible to tap up my boss daughter? she is legal, fit and ui've seen her out a few times.
What do you think?
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Smash her till she can't stand mate...0
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Thewaylander wrote:Smash her till she can't stand mate...
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Always Ladies i'm here all week0
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But in reality you are posting in crudcatcher, so are a useless employee, missing targets, disappointing everyone, and generally rubbish.
Might as well have a go at her, you are probably going to get fired sooner or later anyway.I don't do smileys.
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cooldad wrote:But in reality you are posting in crudcatcher, so are a useless employee, missing targets, disappointing everyone, and generally rubbish.
Might as well have a go at her, you are probably going to get fired sooner or later anyway.
finally an answer more suited to the CC0 -
In short, answer is no, you couldn't, your a crudder, therefore either mentally or physically deficient in some way0
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Do it, ditch it, Head at a certain angle with said lime and string etc..0
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Do it, it the full knowledge that the boss has been shafting you since you started. Quite possibly literally if you're a member of the catholic church.Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
Who are you calling inbred?0 -
Take her. And bang her hard. If your boss complains, rape him too.0
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This is a thread for everyones questions, regarding hypothetical situations they always were afraid to discuss out load
Hypothetically speaking would be acceptible to take his wife as well as she is a bit of a hotty??0 -
Of course. Take them all at the same time. Have a vaseline coated mad orgy. If you do well enough, not only will you be invited back for more regular fun, but you'll also get a pay rise, most likely.0
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Well in the typical situation of tapping up the boss' daughter, you've got to be careful, see in a court of law(lessness) you're given a less harsh punishment if you 'fess up and apologise with conviction, so after you've broken through first base with her, inform your boss that you've been pleasuring her, and for the fact you have kept her happy and fulfilled which he failed to do in his social climbing you should be given a pay rise and a company car......with which you'll buy more rohypnol to seduce her with and a bigger car so she doesn't bang her head while pounding one for six out of her !
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I'm sure she'd be really happy, you'd make her hole weak."Youth's a mask, but it don't last
live it long and live it fast."
My dustcap topic:
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Not as weak as your jokes.I don't do smileys.
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Shag her is the @$$ and if the boss ever confronts you about it, remind him he does it to you every payday....0
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Raymondavalon wrote:Shag her is the @$$ and if the boss ever confronts you about it, remind him he does it to you every payday....
Does that not count as a bonus?0 -
I think its disgraceful how degrading you all are about women.
Should be ashamed of yourselves.0 -
For what it's worth I give you my blessing. But you have to scream "decepticons deploy" at the moment when you erm.... Deploy your decepticonsAll hail the FSM and his noodly appendage!0
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Can I do it in my Soundwave voice? All the ladies like Soundwave.Uncompromising extremist0
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Briggo wrote:I think its disgraceful how degrading you all are about women.
Should be ashamed of yourselves.
I for one shall not be made out to be derogatory of the totty0 -
Soundwave is fine..... Megatron is better...... Star scream is not acceptableAll hail the FSM and his noodly appendage!0
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FFS PICS"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
Parktools :?:SheldonBrown0 -
bicyclepirate wrote:Soundwave is fine..... Megatron is better...... Star scream is not acceptable
Shame on you. Really.0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:bicyclepirate wrote:Soundwave is fine..... Megatron is better...... Star scream is not acceptable
Shame on you. Really.All hail the FSM and his noodly appendage!0 -
Sorry guys i was asleep last night, what have I missed, has he MTFU'ed and raped her yet or pussiedout and just had a Hillary Swank?. I'd read for myself but I saw robots and just knew I'd end up tired and confused at this time of the morning0
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Gazlar wrote:Sorry guys i was asleep last night, what have I missed, has he MTFU'ed and raped her yet or pussiedout and just had a Hillary Swank?. I'd read for myself but I saw robots and just knew I'd end up tired and confused at this time of the morning
He is now seeing the boss instead0 -
matthew h wrote:He is now seeing the boss instead
he had limes on his desk, i couldnt resist.........0