Midgies you are s**t
Graeme_aberdeen
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I would like to take a large smoke gun to all Scottish midgies..
went for a long ride in the forrest tuesday evening and am now covered in bites!
That will teach me not to wear 50% deet or Avon skin so soft.....
*scratch scratch.......more scratch .mmmm blood scratch* KILL!!!
went for a long ride in the forrest tuesday evening and am now covered in bites!
That will teach me not to wear 50% deet or Avon skin so soft.....
*scratch scratch.......more scratch .mmmm blood scratch* KILL!!!
I like bike, bike is bike.
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Yup, I got eaten alive Tuesday evening too round Derwent and Ladybower. So the English ones are just as bad!!!Ride it like you stole it!0
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Graeme_aberdeen wrote:I would like to take a large smoke gun to all Scottish midgies..
went for a long ride in the forrest tuesday evening and am now covered in bites!
That will teach me not to wear 50% deet or Avon skin so soft.....
*scratch scratch.......more scratch .mmmm blood scratch* KILL!!!
No more scratching, just netted bliss.0 -
i know the feeling, i went for a quick blast round kirkhill woods one night, found some 2 year old skin so soft in the van, covered everywhere apart from my legs and boy did i suffer that night. My legs were just a mass of bites...only when you stare death in the face do you feel most alive0
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i know the feeling, i went for a quick blast round kirkhill woods one night, found some 2 year old skin so soft in the van, covered everywhere apart from my legs and boy did i suffer that night. My legs were just a mass of bites...only when you stare death in the face do you feel most alive0
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Early one morning in the Rothiemurchus forest near Aviemore - kecks down to lay a steamer - need I go on...0
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MissBint37 wrote:Yup, I got eaten alive Tuesday evening too round Derwent and Ladybower. So the English ones are just as bad!!!
No way jose......
an individual english midge is just as bad as an individual scottish midge....
but the scottish midge attacks in hordes!
Just take an antihistamine before going out....and the bites won't 'dot' so much.Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.
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Am I the only one who clicked on here expecting a rant about midgets0
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aye it's like clan midge up here! barstewards!!! I resemble a chicken pox victim X 10.
off home to have a cold shower and put some amonia on them.....it's insane..!!!I like bike, bike is bike.0 -
I got attacked by mosquitoes last week, my arms and legs were covered in huge red blotches. Skin so soft was put on this week as the mdigies were also out in hordes, not sure that it does anything against mozzies tho.0
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Gazlar wrote:Am I the only one who clicked on here expecting a rant about midgets
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wee Jimmy Crankie rides on the back of MidgiesI like bike, bike is bike.0
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The trick is to take someone with you riding who is more tender to them than you.. works a treat muhahaha0
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Thewaylander wrote:The trick is to take someone with you riding who is more tender to them than you.. works a treat muhahaha
are you taking corpses with you? lol they bite a warm human body most times
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Graeme_aberdeen wrote:Thewaylander wrote:The trick is to take someone with you riding who is more tender to them than you.. works a treat muhahaha
are you taking corpses with you? lol they bite a warm human body most times
no my house mate, 14 stone of meat for them eat, they seem to prefer him to me
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Raymondavalon wrote:
The only think I have against Midgets is my pint, against the top of their head
Midgets are ok though as they are all in proportion, dwarves are the problem as they have unproportionately short arms and legs, meaning they can't wipe their owne @rse, unless they have a rag on a stick. thats how you tell the difference between a midget and a dwarf, a dwarf smells of sh1t.0 -
I've just had to run the cold shower over my calves! nice nice nice cold water.. you are my friend and I love you. except in the sea when my plums go elsewhere.I like bike, bike is bike.0
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I have to cream up and cover my arms and legs if riding in the evenings because i have an allergic reaction to the chemical midgies use to numb the pain off their bites, I also take apiriton tablet each day between march and October to try and build up some resistance to their bites.
Last time i forgot to cover up i was off work ill for 4 days
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The midge is the only reason I pray for wind on a cycle!0
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I don't complain, they're a great excuse for all them dodgy scabs that keep appearing on the japside, naturism for the win
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sheepsteeth wrote:Ryan Jones wrote:japside
what is a japside?
Its one of the hoods here in Wolvo, we go' eastside innit, ma westside massiv and then the hanging out japside, bluud0 -
I don't think Piriton will build up your resistance, if anything, it will make a bad reaction worse, if you become reliant on it.0
