Leogang

Gazlar

everyone knows there are no wheelie bins in Halifax, that is what they call social housing!

supersonic

For a shock they'd use one of the local girls legs, opens and shuts faster than anything Fox can offer.

Gazlar

wrong again, theyre like Rockshox forks, stick open and leak lubricating fluid all down the inner leg :shock:

Anonymous

Gazlar wrote:

exactly, lego bricks are too curvy to make orange 5's with (although we were discussing the other day how good a carbon 5 would look, ie like a stealth bomber)

[Pedantic mode]
Sure?

B2 Stealth bomber


F117 stealth fighter

[/pedantic mode]

Gazlar

Pah anyone can prove anything with facts!!!

Im pretty sure that from the top they both look like an austin maestro crashed into a footbridge

Anonymous

Yes, but an Orange 5 looks like R2D2 tried to play out some erotic fantasies with a scrapyward metal compactor.

Northwind

That's a bit overelaborate tbh, simpler is "Looks like Wall-E's c0ck"

Gazlar

I was going to say Stephen Hawking getting it on with Tanni Grey Thompson but hey all descriptions are accurate, basically what you are getting at is they are as curvy as Keira Knightly?