Public Stoning

CyclingBantam
CyclingBantam Posts: 1,299
edited June 2011 in Commuting chat
You have one stone. Who do you hit squarely between the eyes?

Who, in your opinion, would the world be a better place without?
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  • CyclingBantam
    CyclingBantam Posts: 1,299
    I did add - Other but it has vanished. :oops:
  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    You missed off Blair Anthony. Not to worry, I'll go and stone him personally off my own bat if that's ok.

    Edit - I win, with 100% for RLJers. Didn't really fancy that but it was the least worst option.
  • t4tomo
    t4tomo Posts: 2,643
    why can't I vote "Daily Mail" that doesn't have button to click?
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  • _Brun_
    _Brun_ Posts: 1,740
    t4tomo wrote:
    why can't I vote "Daily Mail" that doesn't have button to click?
    Paper beats stone.
  • CyclingBantam
    CyclingBantam Posts: 1,299
    You can't vote Daily Mail because I am clearly a buffoon of some sort.

    The Poll now includes - Halfwits who can't do Poll's properly.
  • dhope
    dhope Posts: 6,699
    _Brun_ wrote:
    t4tomo wrote:
    why can't I vote "Daily Mail" that doesn't have button to click?
    Paper beats stone.
    :lol:
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  • dilemna
    dilemna Posts: 2,187
    "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone".

    OP- did you have a bad day?
    Life is like a roll of toilet paper; long and useful, but always ends at the wrong moment. Anon.
    Think how stupid the average person is.......
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  • thecrofter
    thecrofter Posts: 734
    There's this guy at my work.......he's a waste of good oxygen.
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  • sketchley
    sketchley Posts: 4,238
    "that piece of halibut was good enough for jehovah"
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  • HamishD
    HamishD Posts: 538
    I voted for Internet Trolls/Pedants

    Incidentally, there is no apostrophe in Troll's.

    :twisted:
  • dilemna
    dilemna Posts: 2,187
    "Who said JEHOVAH!"
    Life is like a roll of toilet paper; long and useful, but always ends at the wrong moment. Anon.
    Think how stupid the average person is.......
    half of them are even more stupid than you first thought.
  • TheStone
    TheStone Posts: 2,291
    Still Gordon Brown for me.
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  • jonny_trousers
    jonny_trousers Posts: 3,588
    I flippin' hate light red jumpers!!!

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  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    edited June 2011
    'Celebrities' - actually I'd probably need a sort of stone gatling gun - if it has to be an indivual then Jordan
  • CyclingBantam
    CyclingBantam Posts: 1,299
    dilemna wrote:
    "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone".

    OP- did you have a bad day?

    Nope, just like a good old moan every now and then. I also got wound up with myself for entering the Helmet thread. There is never any winner in there.
  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    _Brun_ wrote:
    t4tomo wrote:
    why can't I vote "Daily Mail" that doesn't have button to click?
    Paper beats stone.

    Hah! :lol:
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  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    Actually, if I had one stone, it would be aimed at the type of person who uses the reductive terms like "Benefit Cheats/Dole dossers" and overstates how common they are.

    And I'm not trolling, it really irritates me.
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  • marksteven
    marksteven Posts: 208
    FLYTIPPERS ! They would be top of my list. & lance like everyone else is innocent til proven guilty ok :x
  • thelawnet
    thelawnet Posts: 719
    notsoblue wrote:
    Actually, if I had one stone, it would be aimed at the type of person who uses the reductive terms like "Benefit Cheats/Dole dossers" and overstates how common they are.

    And I'm not trolling, it really irritates me.

    How common are they then?
  • CyclingBantam
    CyclingBantam Posts: 1,299
    notsoblue wrote:
    Actually, if I had one stone, it would be aimed at the type of person who uses the reductive terms like "Benefit Cheats/Dole dossers" and overstates how common they are.

    And I'm not trolling, it really irritates me.

    I'm not saying they are everywhere but there are plenty of people in the town I work in who stroll round with no shirt on, drinking and swearing at their children. Those people really, really annoy me. I can assure you I'm not a Mail esque reader who thinks they are everywhere but they do exist...

    ... Oi, that nearly hit me.
  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    CyclingBantam wrote:
    notsoblue wrote:
    Actually, if I had one stone, it would be aimed at the type of person who uses the reductive terms like "Benefit Cheats/Dole dossers" and overstates how common they are.

    And I'm not trolling, it really irritates me.

    I'm not saying they are everywhere but there are plenty of people in the town I work in who stroll round with no shirt on, drinking and swearing at their children. Those people really, really annoy me. I can assure you I'm not a Mail esque reader who thinks they are everywhere but they do exist...

    ... Oi, that nearly hit me.

    Sorry, wasn't aimed at you, was just a general comment :)
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  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    People who take drugs should be stoned.
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  • northstar
    northstar Posts: 407
    notsoblue wrote:
    CyclingBantam wrote:
    notsoblue wrote:
    Actually, if I had one stone, it would be aimed at the type of person who uses the reductive terms like "Benefit Cheats/Dole dossers" and overstates how common they are.

    And I'm not trolling, it really irritates me.

    I'm not saying they are everywhere but there are plenty of people in the town I work in who stroll round with no shirt on, drinking and swearing at their children. Those people really, really annoy me. I can assure you I'm not a Mail esque reader who thinks they are everywhere but they do exist...

    ... Oi, that nearly hit me.

    Sorry, wasn't aimed at you, was just a general comment :)

    He does seem to be the "type" of person who uses it anyhow.
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  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    Sorry to be a pedant but if we're limited to one stone then we can't eliminate and entire class - has to be a individual such as Jordan or Lance or Rooney or Giggs or that stupid Katona woman or the producer of 'The only way is Essex' or Jordan or Sarah Palin etc
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    deptfordmarmoset wrote:
    People who take drugs should be stoned.
    Taking the high ground, DM?
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  • CyclingBantam
    CyclingBantam Posts: 1,299
    Northstar - How dare you imply I am that "type of person". You don't know me at all...

    ... I get my butler to beat them with a wad of £50's. As if I would lower myself.
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    RLJ'ers.

    Not my immediate thought but on the basis of...

    The aggresive drivers may well fight back.
    Pedants etc work annimiously from behind a keyboard - don't know who they are.
    Dossers would claim compo.
    Lance is American so would sue.

    Only leaves RLJ'ers. :wink:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • sheep_go_baa
    sheep_go_baa Posts: 35
    Jay dubbleU wrote:
    Sorry to be a pedant but if we're limited to one stone then we can't eliminate and entire class - has to be a individual such as Jordan or Lance or Rooney or Giggs or that stupid Katona woman or the producer of 'The only way is Essex' or Jordan or Sarah Palin etc

    Depends on the size of the stone!! :D
  • dilemna
    dilemna Posts: 2,187
    Jay dubbleU wrote:
    Sorry to be a pedant but if we're limited to one stone then we can't eliminate and entire class - has to be a individual such as Jordan or Lance or Rooney or Giggs or that stupid Katona woman or the producer of 'The only way is Essex' or Jordan or Sarah Palin etc

    Unless ............. it was a very big stone.
    Life is like a roll of toilet paper; long and useful, but always ends at the wrong moment. Anon.
    Think how stupid the average person is.......
    half of them are even more stupid than you first thought.
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    can it be a boulder so you can flatten the "only way is essex" cast? they get right on my thripny bits
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