OT - Business Speak
Sewinman
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I came upon a corker today! The use of 'confidence' in the following context:
"Gave X the first complete emission baseline assessment in the country and confidence a development goal of 50% reduction in intensity by XYZ".
I actually edited it using track changes, only to be told that is how our Director wished it! I am presuming he meant -" to give confidence to a ....", or " help put in place measures in order to achieve a....".
Grammar Nazis - what is your opinion?
"Gave X the first complete emission baseline assessment in the country and confidence a development goal of 50% reduction in intensity by XYZ".
I actually edited it using track changes, only to be told that is how our Director wished it! I am presuming he meant -" to give confidence to a ....", or " help put in place measures in order to achieve a....".
Grammar Nazis - what is your opinion?
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Can't actually make head or tail of it. There's some commas or something missing. Stumped. It seems to be changing tense halfway through the sentence if confidence is indeed being used as a verb (WTF would that actually mean? I will confidence that in the morning.)1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
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Sewinman wrote:Grammar Nazis - what is your opinion?
Water off a duck's back though isn't it? That old 'any noun can be verbed' really has become a self-fulfilling truism, so that even when something like this smacks the reader in the face with its abrupt ugliness, all we can do is shrug and wonder if the originator of the sentence is pleased with himself for pushing at the boundaries - sorry envelope - or whether he feels like a bit of a prat for doing it. Ghastly. That's what it is.0 -
I'm not defending that by the way! Just pointing out how widespread 'verbification' is.0
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CiB wrote:Ghastly. That's what it is.
Nod, person deserves to be put down.Le Cannon [98 Cannondale M400] [FCN: 8]
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MonkeyMonster wrote:CiB wrote:Ghastly. That's what it is.
Nod, person deserves to be put down.
I think you meant downedChunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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Kieran_Burns wrote:MonkeyMonster wrote:CiB wrote:Ghastly. That's what it is.
Nod, person deserves to be put down.
I think you meant downed
Actually no, I meant killed.Le Cannon [98 Cannondale M400] [FCN: 8]
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Yeah, it is all over the place...perhaps it is missing an 'in' after confidence. However, as he was on about future work I think 'Gave' is a mistake and should have been 'Give'. I doubt the Chinese care though!0
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MonkeyMonster wrote:Kieran_Burns wrote:MonkeyMonster wrote:CiB wrote:Ghastly. That's what it is.
Nod, person deserves to be put down.
I think you meant downed
Actually no, I meant killed.
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dhope wrote:MonkeyMonster wrote:Kieran_Burns wrote:MonkeyMonster wrote:CiB wrote:Ghastly. That's what it is.
Nod, person deserves to be put down.
I think you meant downed
Actually no, I meant killed.
Whooshed
indeededChunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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It's simply not granular enough for me, I need to see this in the commercial prism and consider all of the synergies.......
And other bollox like that......
Some people are, quite simply, w@nkers...
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Kieran_Burns wrote:dhope wrote:MonkeyMonster wrote:Kieran_Burns wrote:MonkeyMonster wrote:CiB wrote:Ghastly. That's what it is.
Nod, person deserves to be put down.
I think you meant downed
Actually no, I meant killed.
Whooshed
indeeded
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Kieran_Burns wrote:dhope wrote:MonkeyMonster wrote:Kieran_Burns wrote:MonkeyMonster wrote:CiB wrote:Ghastly. That's what it is.
Nod, person deserves to be put down.
I think you meant downed
Actually no, I meant killed.
Whooshed
indeeded
Well, you could have been meaning this...
downed - past participle, past tense of down (Verb)
1. Knock or bring to the ground.
But for that language sin he deserved worse...Le Cannon [98 Cannondale M400] [FCN: 8]
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p.s. Can someone explain the fashion recently of people writing stuff on Twitter like:
'Just saw a flying pig. I am amaze.'0 -
If confidence is really being used as a verb, it should be confidenced because the ''Gave'' shows the construction is in the past tense.
Though insisting on the correct form for a non-verb doesn't really make much sense either. So its use should be disconfidenced.0 -
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Another good one recently was 'Leverage Peer Learnings'.0
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Sewinman wrote:p.s. Can someone explain the fashion recently of people writing stuff on Twitter like:
'Just saw a flying pig. I am amaze.'
A variation on http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/son-i-am-disappoint perhaps?
Am I the only one that isn't horrified by all this? I mean, if people talk like this in a meeting, and everyone understands them, then what difference does it make? If someone uses made up words and jargon and loses everyone in the room, then they just end up making a fool of themselves.
I can only see it being a problem if the decision makers you work with have really bad bullshit detection.0 -
Sewinman wrote:p.s. Can someone explain the fashion recently of people writing stuff on Twitter like:
'Just saw a flying pig. I am amaze.'
Is it to signify "I'm such a busy person that I've not got time to finish the word"? If so, it's clearly a lie; if they were really busy they wouldn't be tweeting.
Twitter: you might as well go and jump in a slurry pit for all the good it'll do you. He may be a 'national treasure' but on this Mr Fry was wrong.1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
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notsoblue wrote:Sewinman wrote:p.s. Can someone explain the fashion recently of people writing stuff on Twitter like:
'Just saw a flying pig. I am amaze.'
A variation on http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/son-i-am-disappoint perhaps?
Am I the only one that isn't horrified by all this? I mean, if people talk like this in a meeting, and everyone understands them, then what difference does it make? If someone uses made up words and jargon and loses everyone in the room, then they just end up making a fool of themselves.
I can only see it being a problem if the decision makers you work with have really bad bullshit detection.
My problem is that such words are almost always used to make something fairly straight forward sound very complicated, and thus make the presenter sound clever. I dislike the pomposity of it.
Thanks for the explanation - my next task is to find out what a 'meme' is...I am getting old.0 -
JonGinge wrote:Sewinman wrote:Thanks for the explanation - my next task is to find out what a 'meme' is...I am getting old.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme
Thanks, interesting. Can we think of any Bikeradar related memes?0 -
It's even worse when an influential person misunderstands a concept and the lackeys then adopt the interpretation. There is a stratum in my company that use the word 'qualitative' to mean 'pertaining to a Quality system' Aaaaaargh!FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
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If you want to hurt your grammar eyes, go over to http://icanhascheezburger.com/ and read the first language spawned of the interwebs (sic). "I am amaze" will suddenly make sense.FCN3: Titanium Qoroz.0
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Sewinman wrote:JonGinge wrote:Sewinman wrote:Thanks for the explanation - my next task is to find out what a 'meme' is...I am getting old.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme
Thanks, interesting. Can we think of any Bikeradar related memes?
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Actually even that is a corruption of the original meaning which was related to the genetic transference of traits rather than characteristics
Actually science-speak is worse than business speak - try attending a lecture on cladistics0 -
Sewinman wrote:JonGinge wrote:Sewinman wrote:Thanks for the explanation - my next task is to find out what a 'meme' is...I am getting old.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme
Thanks, interesting. Can we think of any Bikeradar related memes?
Don't think so, and it's all Wiggle's fault.0