In the dog house again.

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  • Confusedboy
    Confusedboy Posts: 287
    sufferingpete wrote:
    ndru wrote:
    Suggest a threesome.


    Wouldn't she just get annoyed that the bike was getting more attention?


    This brings up another question - what to say when she says "you love that bike more than me!"

    1 - I have got two bikes and love them both equally so it should be plural but I think it is best not to mention this.
    2 – If I say no I love you more than my bikes she knows I am lying.
    3 – Saying yes I love my bikes more than you is obviously the WRONG answer and has dire consequences.
    4 – The best answer so far is “you’re the only woman I have ever loved” unless any one can advise a better one.


    And 5-, 'I'll love you as much as my bike when you let me ride you anytime I want'.

    I once had a girlfriend who told me she loved me more than chocolate. She was lying, of course, but it showed concern for my feelings....

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