The Good Morning thread, Fort Bill WC edition!
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morning peeps... up at 4, in the van now... too early... exited though!
over and out!
over and out!
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Morning cake lovers
First day of 7 straight day at work, blerghhh and I forgot to buy Coffee yesterday so double blerghh too. Might sneak a quick gym sesh in too later, before heding off to bed0 -
My Clank-senses are tingling - I detect bacons in the near future. Possibley some hash browns too, but it might be the sausages giving me a false positive.
To all posters in Fort Bill this weekend - I hate you all.
Onwards! To grilled pig!How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
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Oooh that's just reminded me, popped to the pub near me, never go there but they do an all you can eat breakfast buffet!0
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word to yo momma!
the sunshining, the weather is sweat y'all.........
unfortunately as its only a 4 day week i have to be in the office until 4.30/5pm, which is pretty gay, but they its off to the gym for some weights
Clank my bacon sensors are going mental this morning, must be a dead pig somewhere close, going to search for itin a second
over an out, the guys on their way to The Fort that Bill built, you're all dicks! end
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Morning all,
Thinking this morning that perhaps telling drunk angry shouty man that I would sleep with his wife, but she's not exactly a looker, wasn't the best thing to say. I'm not sure what hurts more my fist or my shoulder.Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
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spongtastic wrote:Morning all,
Thinking this morning that perhaps telling drunk angry shouty man that I would sleep with his wife, but she's not exactly a looker, wasn't the best thing to say. I'm not sure what hurts more my fist or my shoulder.
That has made my day! Did it really end in fisticuffs? Or is that how it started?
My stomach hurts from laughing at what you said!!!Out with the old, in with the new here.0 -
crazy88 wrote:spongtastic wrote:Morning all,
Thinking this morning that perhaps telling drunk angry shouty man that I would sleep with his wife, but she's not exactly a looker, wasn't the best thing to say. I'm not sure what hurts more my fist or my shoulder.
That has made my day! Did it really end in fisticuffs? Or is that how it started?
My stomach hurts from laughing at what you said!!!
It started when I walked past him & drunk shouty wife having an argument, he asked the question, I answered, he shouted abuse, then followed and punched me on the shoulder. Very effective. I just turned round and lamped the little twunt in the chops.Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
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hat did mrs spong say?crazy88 wrote:spongtastic wrote:Morning all,
Thinking this morning that perhaps telling drunk angry shouty man that I would sleep with his wife, but she's not exactly a looker, wasn't the best thing to say. I'm not sure what hurts more my fist or my shoulder.
That has made my day! Did it really end in fisticuffs? Or is that how it started?
My stomach hurts from laughing at what you said!!!
Morning goons,
TGIF and all that, busy morning ahead then planning my weekend away racing!
Been looking at the Crank Bros wheels on CRC and trying to figure out a way of justifying the lovely cobolt wheels???
Just stopped at a Asda café, there breakfast bar is broken!! Fail :evil:0 -
kaiser83 wrote:word to yo momma!
the sunshining, the weather is sweat y'all.........
unfortunately as its only a 4 day week i have to be in the office until 4.30/5pm, which is pretty gay, but they its off to the gym for some weights
Clank my bacon sensors are going mental this morning, must be a dead pig somewhere close, going to search for itin a second
over an out, the guys on their way to The Fort that Bill built, you're all dicks! end
Fella, the sun is shining and yoru going to the Gym....
disapointed fella.
Another ride after work today round the loca, then sleep in a chair in the garden is my plan haha0 -
VWsurfbum wrote:What did mrs spong say?
'You f**king idiot he could have had a knife or anything, why didn't you think of the children?' Then she slapped me round the face. It's a good job there isn't a ditch close to our house.
I think the dog was quite confused by the whole series of events.Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
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Morning Benders
Revision day today, will be having a break to watch the tennis but can't decide which match I'd rather watch, Murray-Nadal or Federer-Djokovic... no doubt the BBC will show the Murray match.
Not having my bikes around is realing annoying me, just want to fecking ride, ended up dreaming about riding bikes for the last 2 nights now.
Anyway bacon is calling me
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Morning chuttney ferrets !!
I opened the curtains to be welcomed by a super smashing sun shiney day !!! (the edge taken off it slightly thanks to the golden oldie next door hanging out his y fronts)
The missus is sacked as no danish in the house so had a bucket full of poridge instead in preporation for my afternoon ride.
My belly is like the washing machine after a hot curry last night....just hope I don't suffer from a bout of asspiss later
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Thewaylander wrote:Fella, the sun is shining and yoru going to the Gym.... disapointed fella.
Another ride after work today round the loca, then sleep in a chair in the garden is my plan haha
i know i know, training with a mate and he is right on it at the minute, big plates and all that.
i still might ditch it and hit the trail but i am also heading out in the morning to have a blast in the morning sunshine!0 -
Mawnin' Maggots...
Today is a lovely day out, sun is shining, blue skies and it's actually warm..
However it's a day of fail for me :¬P Why?
I have to drive from Bournemouth to Stoke on Trent (home) this afternoon, so M3, A34, M40, M42, M6 and these roads suck on a Friday! F*** knows what time I'll get home
Also, the Mystic Coffee shop downstairs are cooking bacon and sausages for customers and when enterning the office via the "tradesman's enterance" I could smell these ingredients cooking away
Now my stomachs growling like a wet tomcat with an elastic band wrapped tightly around its balls...
I am not going to indulge as I am on a diet... but the aroma is punishing... *drool*
Hey, I hear the weekend will be a warm one too :¬) So win!0 -
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Morning Munchers
What a beautiful day...to be sat on the 9th floor looking out over slightly-left-of central Nottingham.
Work till 3.30, more prep for job application and then off to a friends for tea and mojito's, in prep for tomorrows pub crawl.
I might be dead on sunday. If not, a serious diet/detox will be required.
Oh and had the text I've been waiting for. 5 days, I mean seriously, wtf!
Time to find a ditch I think.
Laters!
FoxC
PS +potato re hating Fort Bill'ers.
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freecaster on sunday i guess for the rest of us I should have pulled my finger out this year but i'm so broke after getting the draker 0
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I had an offer to go up with some friends, but in my slightly disabled state thought it best to stay home this year, walking around on the course would be nearly impossible on crutches.
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Morning children
We were clean out of bacon and eggs this morning so I had to have muesli for brekky Otherwise a good day so far: a mate dropped me a line about a cheapo runabout going for trade price that I can use as bike transport, so I can get out and play a lot more when I'm off work later this year.
Looks nice out there today so may get some rays in at lunchtime 8)"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
MOOOORNING!
Lovely day today, and I feel great. Decent day at work, then riding home in the sunshine, to prep the bike for a day's DH action tomorrow.
Weekend is ON!!!!! 0 -
ooo where you DHing?0
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Llangollen. Race meet was cancelled, so it's an uplift day instead.0
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i think i'll be going there next year hopefully. i'm just out of money atm so i couldn't even afford to pay for fuel money
today is a lazy day. will do some homework and revision and enjoy some sunshine and good weather.
then tommorow i'm off to johns, should be pretty dry 0 -
Morning,
I ache over all, so much pain! But it was worth it for the out door swim yesterday, so much fun.
Now back to uni work and house chores!
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jay12, 12 year olds aren't allowed to drive anyway, mate.0
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i meant for my mate who can drive.yeehaamcgee wrote:jay12, 12 year olds aren't allowed to drive anyway, mate.0 -
In all honesty, find some other mates. I've never asked for fuel money from my friends who don't work. If I'm going somewhere anyway, they're welcome to come along.jay12 wrote:
i meant for my mate who can drive.yeehaamcgee wrote:jay12, 12 year olds aren't allowed to drive anyway, mate.0
