Dating fail!

MissBint37

Only my friends can see my pics anyway :P

weeksy59

MissBint37 wrote:

Only my friends can see my pics anyway :P

Well as you ignored my PM being nice to you i'm guessing i'm not in the select clique

Kaise

Weeksy - jeez you really want to see this picture dont you................

MissBint37

weeksy59 wrote:

MissBint37 wrote:

Only my friends can see my pics anyway :P

Well as you ignored my PM being nice to you i'm guessing i'm not in the select clique

Didn't realise I had a PM, will have a look!

montevideoguy

weeksy59 wrote:

"OMG A WOMAN!!! I MUST SPEAK TO HER AND TRY AND SEE HER IN UNDERWEAR!!!"

As for actual dating advice? I suggest you watch this youtube clip. Sums up most guys well (I can identify with painting myself red, personally)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxrd_jZJxkg

Muttly1981

MissBint37 wrote:

Actually, I think thats what made me dump him!

Friday night, he came to see me after work and I was mad panicking that I had a hen do to attend on Saturday night which I thought was the following week but wasn't leaving me a day to pull together an ensemble.

So I told him he had to help me, so I tried on an outfit....basically whale net stockings, suspenders, frilly knickers, a red corset and pvc bra and 6 1/4" heel mary jane shoes....that's it,.........and he didn't jump on me. We sat having a conversation for about an hour with me in this attire. Eventually...he did but seriously, an hour!

Then I sent him a pic we took on Sat night and he didn't message me back I suspected then something was afoot, and what a surprise......Monday comes, dumped.com

Maybe he was afraid he'd have your eye out if he stood up? I know i'd have been leaning forward for a while if someone wore that combo

sheepsteeth

without getting too complimentary or gay, you're a decent looking bird, why are you so useless with the opposite sex?

Gazlar

sheepsteeth wrote:

without getting too complimentary or gay, you're a decent looking bird, why are you so useless with the opposite sex?

she must have giant man hands

sheepsteeth

Gazlar wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

without getting too complimentary or gay, you're a decent looking bird, why are you so useless with the opposite sex?

she must have giant man hands

to be fair, i would be a bit put off with a bird who had edward sausage hands but i reckon as long as it didnt actually see it on my obvious, id be none the wiser really.

Gazlar

sheepsteeth wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

without getting too complimentary or gay, you're a decent looking bird, why are you so useless with the opposite sex?

she must have giant man hands

to be fair, i would be a bit put off with a bird who had edward sausage hands but i reckon as long as it didnt actually see it on my obvious, id be none the wiser really.

i'd be puit off simply by the fact it would make my tassle seem even smaller, althought I'd appreciate the ability to deal with the girth

montevideoguy

sheepsteeth wrote:

without getting too complimentary or gay, you're a decent looking bird, why are you so useless with the opposite sex?

Women are idiots. That's why

sheepsteeth

Montevideoguy wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

without getting too complimentary or gay, you're a decent looking bird, why are you so useless with the opposite sex?

Women are idiots. That's why

which reminds me:

why do women wear make-up and perfume?

because they are ugly and they smell

projectsome

sheepsteeth wrote:

without getting too complimentary or gay, you're a decent looking bird, why are you so useless with the opposite sex?

+1

I've seen ugly birds with men unless they're doing something 'special' that you're not.

Or maybe you're trying too hard.

edit: I was seeing a girl from Sheffield once, she was a bit um crazy like the cat lady from the simpsons... maybe this is the problem...

Briggo

MissBint37 wrote:

weeksy59 wrote:

FFS will someone put up the pics... she's practially given her permission.

haha facebook fail!

I don't mind whether people see those pictures or not, but I am too lazy to post one, so if someone else wants to do it, they can go for it!

Ok in that case, taken from your facebook.

max888

Briggo wrote:

MissBint37 wrote:

weeksy59 wrote:

FFS will someone put up the pics... she's practially given her permission.

haha facebook fail!

I don't mind whether people see those pictures or not, but I am too lazy to post one, so if someone else wants to do it, they can go for it!

Ok in that case, taken from your facebook.

Ahhhhhhhhh, it burns!!!! Un-see, un-see!!!!!

bails87

Gazlar wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

without getting too complimentary or gay, you're a decent looking bird, why are you so useless with the opposite sex?

she must have giant man hands

to be fair, i would be a bit put off with a bird who had edward sausage hands but i reckon as long as it didnt actually see it on my obvious, id be none the wiser really.

i'd be puit off simply by the fact it would make my tassle seem even smaller, althought I'd appreciate the ability to deal with the girth

Small yet girthy? Like a tin of tuna?

El Capitano

I've seen the pics... :shock:

You are a very naughty young lady!

MissBint37

Urgh, what has been seen cannot be unseen :?

Thewaylander

Cor looks like my standard after 3 pints

mak3m

bails87 wrote:

Small yet girthy? Like a tin of tuna?

LMAO

now can anyone reccomend how to get bacon an cheese tatty out of keyboards and monitor

projectsome

mak3m wrote:

bails87 wrote:

Small yet girthy? Like a tin of tuna?

LMAO

now can anyone reccomend how to get bacon an cheese tatty out of keyboards and monitor

turn keyboard upside down and hit against desk, turn over and use air duster. move keyboard out of reach when nomming...

Gazlar

bails87 wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

without getting too complimentary or gay, you're a decent looking bird, why are you so useless with the opposite sex?

she must have giant man hands

to be fair, i would be a bit put off with a bird who had edward sausage hands but i reckon as long as it didnt actually see it on my obvious, id be none the wiser really.

i'd be puit off simply by the fact it would make my tassle seem even smaller, althought I'd appreciate the ability to deal with the girth

Small yet girthy? Like a tin of tuna?

And the contents smell the same

jrduquemin

MissBint37 wrote:

Urgh, what has been seen cannot be unseen :?

Ahem to that

MissBint37

Update....

So, I went to see man 1 on Sat eve....this is after he told me he didn't want a girlfriend.
We had a nice night, chatted a lot, watched Peep Show and laughed. He asked me to stay over, I declined and went home being a good girl (yes I don't know what was wrong with me).

Ever since, he has been texting loads again and is now showing an interest in my 'outfits' whereas before he was acting not bothered at all making us all think he might prefer guys hmmm.

Man 2, has been texting me loads. Some of it rather risque! I would like to say I have not encouraged him, but I may have been a bit bored! He found out how old I was yesterday and was shocked. He said he thought I was 23. He is 30.

Thoughts please people!

nicklouse

have fun.

sounds like they both have taken that bait.

MissBint37

Oh...and man 3 is taking me out to dinner on friday night!

nicklouse

MissBint37 wrote:

Oh...and man 3 is taking me out to dinner on friday night!

LOL

you just need 3 more.

Gazlar

No no NO

we said man 1.5 not add man 3 lol

Well if guy 1 doesn't want a gf and you want to be a Gfthen thats no good

Man 2 obviously wants his balls massaging, end of

man 3 is taking you out to dinner, decent start, ceoncentrate on that

At this rate Jay 12 would be legal soon, if he wasn't 12 at every birthday

Kitty

Your just being greedy now MissBint

foxc_uk

You go girl *snaps fingers like an american teenager*

+1 for being taken out for dinner..