Ever been chatted up on a ride?
Mark Bom
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Out this morning on a long straight stretch of road when I became aware of a 4x4 alongside me, not overtaking.
When I looked to see why they weren't overtaking the middle aged woman driving called out through the open window, "Mmm, nice legs". I smiled and said "Thankyou", to which she replied, "You're welcome" and drove off with a cheery wave.
Made my day!
When I looked to see why they weren't overtaking the middle aged woman driving called out through the open window, "Mmm, nice legs". I smiled and said "Thankyou", to which she replied, "You're welcome" and drove off with a cheery wave.
Made my day!
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It was the hair that attracted her......Also made my day!
A woman in Vietnam was facinated by the size of my legs. She got nearly every bloke in a small villiage to come out and stand next me, where she'd compare my legs to their torso and laugh a lot!
4x4 driver in windsor, are you sure it wasn't " I say, you there, get out of my fuking way"
Now, are you sure this qualifies as being chatted up. I had visions of you swapping numbers whilst some hottie was riding next to you. Anyone remember the Vauxhall Corsa advert when they pick up that girl on the bike in the street. YUMMY!
At the next set of lights they recived a full 750ml bidon through the passenger side window leading to what can only described as 'Marvelous Scenes'
On day one my mate Nik, who was on his own as he was struggling with the pace, was entering Reading when a Vauxhall Corsa pulled up alongside him and the lady in the passenger seat wound down the window, pulled up her shirt to reveal a lovely pair of bare breasts!!! She then laughed her head off and the car swifly drove off...funnily enough this gave him the impetus to catch us all up!
Later on in the pub when he told us the story we asked for photographic evidence but he had none....but knowing Nik and the way his luck falls it was true.
It was the highlight of his tour though...and to some extent ours!
by a guy!!!!
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a few years a go i was out on the bike with a midget mate.
Wee car comes up behind us and I hear a bairns voice shout to my mate, "My sister fancies you".
Passes me, same bairns voice "My mum fancies you"
Gutted, the sister was way better.
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A yellow car and presumably a weird accent?
No idea what that is. Short haircut?
:?:
Fixed it for you. Lazy!
Lazy indeed. I'm foreign I have an excuse. Is it Scottish? They get all the vowels confused as well - it's like a lottery.
Chips could be cheps or chups. etc. I have genuine problems with Scottish call operators.
I have a story, but it a) was a lil more than being chatted up and b) it's probably best the internet doesn't know.
Bairn is Child, not just baby.
However in Doric the terms Loon and Quine are used, however there is no real age restriction on it. So when meeting a mate from Banchory who is a few weeks younger than me.
He: Fit Like Min. (Min is man)
Me: No bad Loon you? (Loon is Boy)
If I had really wanted to confuse you I would have used Dundonian.
This by the way is a perfectly valid Dundonian sentence.
Eh! Eh, Eh; Eh.
The meaning is unintelligible in the text due to lack of context, however if spoken as I intend it, it would translate as.
What! Really, No; That's no good.
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she did ok if she wanted to be gang banged by tiny puppets with wooly c()cks
back to OP: I was goosed in Asda once by a little old lady, I had SPD shoes on. does that count?
What does constantly amuse me is how so many women (especially posh/respectable middle aged ones) can't help gazing down at the package when they realise you have Lycra shorts on - anyone else?
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The first was when I was filtering through traffic which was waiting to turn into a horse race and a car with four middle aged women shouted encouragement as I passed. Mostly about how they could offer me a more comfortable ride... :oops: :shock:
Second time was on a sportive, when a couple of girls in their mid twenties followed behind me in a car for about a mile shouting about me having a nice bum. Funny thing was that they overook me and then got stuck behind a stationary tractor so I got to overtake them again. All done in good spirit, I'm sure that in reality they were just amazed that somebody of my age could actually ride a bike. Still nice though.
Does that count? :oops:
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Actually the A14 is not that bad to ride down, and I've spent a good few hours riding up and down it over the last year. Never noticed any half nekkid wimmins though. :shock:
I've been tail-gated a few times by Women driving cars having a good long look at my censored when they could easily have overtaken. Had a few comments shouted out as I rode by, usually when there are more than 1 female, I think they feel braver or more free to do so in a group.
& I too have noticed if you go in a shop or whatever wearing Lycra shorts most women tend to address your groin for the first few moments before remembering your lips are on your face and look up with a sheepish expression on their face when they realise they just got clocked having a good perve at your man package. I think it's fair though as how man men stare at a women's t1ts when they first start talking.