Calling all 'Lurkers'

Aggieboy
Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
edited January 2012 in The bottom bracket
Checking on one of my threads the other day, there were no replies but over 200 views (of course I'm not saying it was worth replying to, it was one of my crappier posts :lol: ). But it's got me thinking, over 200 views and a lot, lot less that actually post, so there must be an army of lurkers out there.

So my mission for today is to get a lurker to reply to this post, amongst the other sh!te it's bound to attract from you lot. :roll: :lol:
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
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  • ikb56
    ikb56 Posts: 2
    Ok i have been a lurker,i have got some usefull information and some laughs from this forum.I have even read some of your posts,is there a prize for first reply?
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    if it's the thread you normally post in, what do you expect?....it's hard to type with one hand.
    :shock: :? 8) :lol::o:(:D
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • apple15
    apple15 Posts: 61
    Yep, I'm owning up to being a lurker, but then i'm a great believer in if youve got nothing to say then say nothing. :D
    .......__o
    .......\<,
    ....( )/ ( )...
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    ikb56 wrote:
    Ok i have been a lurker,i have got some usefull information and some laughs from this forum.I have even read some of your posts,is there a prize for first reply?

    Yep...........................................a




    x

    and



    olivia-munn-jiggle-02.gif
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • ikb56
    ikb56 Posts: 2
    Nice pair of ........eyes:D
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    ikb56 wrote:
    Nice pair of ........eyes:D

    Don't get cocky, you're new here!!!
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Apple15 wrote:
    Yep, I'm owning up to being a lurker, but then i'm a great believer in if youve got nothing to say then say nothing. :D

    Not joking are you,18 posts in 3 years! Welcome back to the fold, though.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • amun1000
    amun1000 Posts: 242
    if (potential_witty_response > witty_responses_posted)
    {
    postResponse(potential_witty_response);
    }
    else
    {
    lurk();
    }


    My thoughts in code
    When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells
  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    Nah.
    While (PageCount < 2)
{
   If (MyThoughtsExactly != beenPosted)
      {
         Me.Sleep(6000);
      }
      Else
      {
         int goOnThen = postRamblingOpinion();
         break;
      }
}
  • amun1000
    amun1000 Posts: 242
    Page count could be an optional param but it isnt always a decisive field

    Forgot to check to see if the 'MyThoughts' had already been posted

    You could always have something along the lines of

    NotifyAggieBoy(MyThoughts) as well
    When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells
  • jawooga
    jawooga Posts: 530
    CiB wrote:
    Nah.
    While (PageCount < 2)
{
   If (MyThoughtsExactly != beenPosted)
      {
         Me.Sleep(6000);
      }
      Else
      {
         int goOnThen = postRamblingOpinion();
         break;
      }
}

    I quite agree with 
    While (PageCount < 2)
    I am something of a lurker (on these forums) as I am a newbie to cycling and enjoy picking up some tips, but in general a thread in excess of 2 pages in a forum is too long for me to wade through and reply to.

    I'm sorry I didn't understand 
    If (MyThoughtsExactly != beenPosted)
      {
         Me.Sleep(6000);
      }
      Else...
    I would've thought one of these terms would be a function, and also would'nt you want to .Sleep(6000) if 
    YourThoughtsExactly == beenPosted
    Not pedeantic or owt :wink:
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    It all started so well with ikb56, now I'm attracting nerds.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    I'm not a lurker............ unless I'm in the park and it's dark :wink: :shock:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Aggieboy wrote:
    It all started so well with ikb56, now I'm attracting nerds.

    Correct.

    And I'm here btw

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • williamwasp
    williamwasp Posts: 40
    I too am a lurker and agree with Apple15 . I don't know how to do that thing where you quote somebody and add +1.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    It all started so well with ikb56, now I'm attracting nerds.

    Correct.

    And I'm here btw

    Love n hugs

    DD

    You're just sizing up fresh meat. :lol:
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Aggieboy wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    It all started so well with ikb56, now I'm attracting nerds.

    Correct.

    And I'm here btw

    Love n hugs

    DD

    You're just sizing up fresh meat. :lol:
    Was going to asy the same, DD has been rather quiet for a while, now some new names appear........... oh look, here she is :wink:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    williamwasp wrote:
    I too am a lurker and agree with Apple15 . I don't know how to do that thing where you quote somebody and add +1.



    Top right of the post you want to quote, press the quote button.


    If we only posted when we had 'something' to say Cake Stop would have closed long ago.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • williamwasp
    williamwasp Posts: 40
    Aggieboy wrote:
    williamwasp wrote:
    I too am a lurker and agree with Apple15 . I don't know how to do that thing where you quote somebody and add +1.



    Top right of the post you want to quote, press the quote button.


    If we only posted when we had 'something' to say Cake Stop would have closed long ago.

    Thanks and point taken!
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Aggieboy wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    It all started so well with ikb56, now I'm attracting nerds.

    Correct.

    And I'm here btw

    Love n hugs

    DD

    You're just sizing up fresh meat. :lol:

    I have all the "meat" I need thanks Aggie...

    Don't suppose you own a hat do you? I feel a KFC coming up.

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • One Man And His Bike
    One Man And His Bike Posts: 661
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    I have all the "meat" I need thanks Aggie...

    Don't suppose you own a hat do you? I feel a KFC coming up.
    My balls are tingling, I sense a Popcorn chicken fight about to commence...

    /gets down on one knee >:]
    http://www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    ^^^ Stay there, it's easier to kick you.

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • One Man And His Bike
    One Man And His Bike Posts: 661
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    ^^^ Stay there, it's easier to kick you.

    Love n hugs

    DD

    /prepares to go all Caveman on you if you try that
    http://www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • holmeboy
    holmeboy Posts: 674
    edited May 2011
    WOOF!

    Oooops, thought that was Lurchers! :oops:
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    You found my hair grip...

    But anyways....

    Back to the OP. I also have noticed a lot of "lurkers" and Aggie is once again quite correct. (Milk it hun, you won't hear it that often).

    So what puts you off posting? TBH I see certain user names and I turn off (careful boys), I see some either clocking their post count or talking general hairy spherical objects.

    But anything goes in CS so what the hell is stopping all you lurkers?

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    It all started so well with ikb56, now I'm attracting nerds.

    Correct.

    And I'm here btw

    Love n hugs

    DD

    You're just sizing up fresh meat. :lol:

    I have all the "meat" I need thanks Aggie...

    Don't suppose you own a hat do you? I feel a KFC coming up.Love n hugs

    DD

    I wouldn't go there, I'd never know whether I was eating chicken or c0ck. You'd be OK though.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • iron dre
    iron dre Posts: 5
    lurk
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Aggieboy wrote:
    I wouldn't go there, I'd never know whether I was eating chicken or c0ck. You'd be OK though.

    So long as I know what I'm eating all is good no?

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • wiffachip
    wiffachip Posts: 861
    my heart's in the shadows
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    I wouldn't go there, I'd never know whether I was eating chicken or c0ck. You'd be OK though.

    So long as I know what I'm eating all is good no?

    Love n hugs

    DD
    even cat ? :wink:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved

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