What makes a great girlfriend?
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yeehaamcgee wrote:
Aren't you a train driver? I'd have thought that hyperactivity and train driving do NOT go hand in handGazlar wrote:My key ingredient is fear. I am absolutely petrified of Mrs G. But I also know I'm an annoying and hyperactive twunt so I expect to wind her up.
That's what keeps me as normal as I am
I'm mainly hyperactive due to lack of human contact for long periods of the day. I'm not so hyperactive I'm smacked up on Ritalin. The problem is she's a teacher so has a class of 30 hyperactive 5 year olds to deal with,then an excitable 31 year old when she gets home.0 -
The girl I was happiest with had roughly the same level of intelligence as me, which meant I didn't have to bother to explain every last thing I said. It was amazing.
Also, she had great tits.0 -
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What if your dreams and fears existed in the same place? What if to get to heaven, you had to brave hell? What if everything you've ever wanted cost you everything you've ever achieved? Would you still go there?0
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Okay, so basically you're looking for this:
The ability to cook bacons.
Not get pissed off when you go out to "ride"
Will happily clean and lube. (The bike)
Does housewifey crap whilst you're out "playing"
Can talk fork travel and rear bush sizes without giggling.
Appreciates the merit of a Reverb seatpost.
Has great norks.
Doesn't wash your kit above 30c and doesn't put her pink knickers in with it.
Has better legs than you.
Will pull your finger when you want to fart.
Anything else fine gents?
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change "not get pissed off when you go out to ride" to "not thnk she has any business thinking she can tell me anything at all"
and you are about right there (and have pretty much described wife RE)0 -
DIESELDOG wrote:Okay, so basically you're looking for this:
The ability to cook bacons.
Not get pissed off when you go out to "ride"
Will happily clean and lube. (The bike)
Does housewifey crap whilst you're out "playing"
Can talk fork travel and rear bush sizes without giggling.
Appreciates the merit of a Reverb seatpost.
Has great norks.
Doesn't wash your kit above 30c and doesn't put her pink knickers in with it.
Has better legs than you.
Will pull your finger when you want to fart.
Anything else fine gents?
Love n hugs
DD
Think you missed the looks aspect oh and the not geting pissed off when you go to the pub, but yeah your not far off so farWhat if your dreams and fears existed in the same place? What if to get to heaven, you had to brave hell? What if everything you've ever wanted cost you everything you've ever achieved? Would you still go there?0 -
kaiser83 wrote:-understanding i want to spend time with my mates
-small feet to get closer to the sink
-able to pick me up from the pub
in all serious though mine is pretty damn awesomo, she knows how to have a drink and not get emotional, gets the banter, leaves me to it when i want to be out on the bike, understands my needs ( :twisted: ), so its all good.
Good job i'm moving in with here today then and getting married in just over 12months! :shock:
Oh god help you, we were fine when me and the ex moved in together but as soon as a date for the wedding was set it all went tits up. What if your dreams and fears existed in the same place? What if to get to heaven, you had to brave hell? What if everything you've ever wanted cost you everything you've ever achieved? Would you still go there?0 -
@ Muttley n Sheeps
Okay so add looks, the ability to do unmentionable with tongues.
Pretty much licked it then.
Boy you are sooooo easy.
Love n hugs
DD
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yeehaamcgee wrote:
Pfft. Never going to happen. I might be carrying a significant amount of spare flesh (just in case I need it some day, to you know, fix a puncture or something), but I have the legs of a greek godDIESELDOG wrote:Has better legs than you.
Silenus no less...
Love n hugs
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DIESELDOG wrote:yeehaamcgee wrote:
Pfft. Never going to happen. I might be carrying a significant amount of spare flesh (just in case I need it some day, to you know, fix a puncture or something), but I have the legs of a greek godDIESELDOG wrote:Has better legs than you.
Silenus no less...
Love n hugs
DD
Everyone's favourite greek godFormally known as Coatbridgeguy0 -
I'll be honest, I don;t actually know any Greek Gods. I bumped into one once, and he was a complete tit, so I've stayed away from them since.
But aparently, Silenus was the one with the legs and tail of a horse. Well, I don't have the "tail" of a horse, per se...0 -
My girlfriend is great, she never minds when I go out on the bike as long as I make time for her (not to much hassle :P ) and she listens to me as I talk about the ride and how the bike is and everything.
She is also a stunner and has a great gag reflex (non-existent )
Enjoy your search.GT Zaskar mmmmm yummy!0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:I'll be honest, I don;t actually know any Greek Gods. I bumped into one once, and he was a complete tit, so I've stayed away from them since.
But aparently, Silenus was the one with the legs and tail of a horse. Well, I don't have the "tail" of a horse, per se...
As such, I'm not going to use my Mythology knowledge!!
Love n hugs
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chrischris1315 wrote:My girlfriend is great, she never minds when I go out on the bike as long as I make time for her (not to much hassle :P ) and she listens to me as I talk about the ride and how the bike is and everything.
She is also a stunner and has a great gag reflex (non-existent )
Enjoy your search.
Admit it, you've made her up!What if your dreams and fears existed in the same place? What if to get to heaven, you had to brave hell? What if everything you've ever wanted cost you everything you've ever achieved? Would you still go there?0 -
Na, your just jealous
You not bagged yourself a winner yet then?GT Zaskar mmmmm yummy!0 -
Formally known as Coatbridgeguy0
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Ive yet to find a girlfriend that my wife approves of.
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I managed 4 x 2-3 hour rides in 4 days without getting nagged at by the missus. And I have a young kid left behind for her to look after when I bugger off.
No nagging about it at all. Legend. That is why she is my wife.0 -
Kitty wrote:What makes a great girlfriend?...Me, I'm awesome.
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