What makes a great girlfriend?

Muttly1981
Muttly1981 Posts: 815
edited April 2011 in The Crudcatcher
After reading MissBints advice thread it got me thinking about what qualities make the perfect girlfriend????

My mum said the other week trying to give me a pep talk "you never know you may meet the girl of your dreams at the top of a trail" i'm sorry but that would be my idea of hell.
1/ I go riding to get out with the mates so why would i want nagging up there aswell
2/ After a long climb i'm in no fit state to chat to any potential lovely, blowing out of my arse and red as a beetroot
3/ I'd be sick of stopping and waiting for her to catch up

But
1/ sugesting the alps for the summer holidays wouldn't be frowned at
2/ alone in the woods :twisted:
3/ she'd understand why you just splurged a months rent on some new brakes
4/ errrrrrm starting too stuggle

So come on crudcatcher don't let me down
What if your dreams and fears existed in the same place? What if to get to heaven, you had to brave hell? What if everything you've ever wanted cost you everything you've ever achieved? Would you still go there?
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  • stubs
    stubs Posts: 5,001
    Lack of a gag reflex
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  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    stubs wrote:
    Lack of a gag reflex

    Had that with the ex, eventually you get sick of trying to make them spew :oops:
    What if your dreams and fears existed in the same place? What if to get to heaven, you had to brave hell? What if everything you've ever wanted cost you everything you've ever achieved? Would you still go there?
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    edited April 2011
    a nice supple neck and a quiet mouth (if she knows whats good for her)
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Frankly, the last girl I was seeing was ace. Great sense of humour, great body, great conversation, and all the (ahem) other important stuff was fine too.
    One problem...
    She was married.
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    She was married.

    thats like my wife that.
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Funny you should mention that...
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Me.

    That is all.

    Love n hugs

    DD


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  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    What makes a great girlfriend?

    Allowing you use to the following on her: Duct tape, Cable ties, butt plug and condoms coated in course builder's sand
    If she puts up with that, she's an angel
    The Bouncer
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    What makes a great girlfriend?

    Duct tape, Cable ties, A butt plug and condoms coated in course builder's sand
    If she puts up with that, she's an angel

    dude you're not in prison now :wink::lol:
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    rohypnol
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,860
    Flat head to rest your pint on, and teeth that fold back when you pull her ears.
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    The ability to take 11 inches.
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    silence
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  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    -understanding i want to spend time with my mates
    -small feet to get closer to the sink
    -able to pick me up from the pub

    in all serious though mine is pretty damn awesomo, she knows how to have a drink and not get emotional, gets the banter, leaves me to it when i want to be out on the bike, understands my needs ( :twisted: ), so its all good.

    Good job i'm moving in with here today then and getting married in just over 12months! :shock:
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  • mats
    mats Posts: 94
    A Bi Nympho that turns into a pizza and a six pack at the stroke of midnight
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    At this point I'd take breathing. And even willing to reconsider that.
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  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    What makes a great girlfriend?

    Face of an angel
    Boobs that defy gravity
    A stomach so hard you can hydroform and profile aluminium on it
    An @ss so cute you could hold a conversation with it
    Legs to die for

    Oh, of course, great personality and loyalty
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  • clodhoppa74
    clodhoppa74 Posts: 331
    being able to put up with me. standard.
  • Tartanyak
    Tartanyak Posts: 1,538
    clodhoppa74 wrote:
    being able to put up with me.

    This was exactly how I was going to reply. Well, not exactly, I was going to start with an upper case letter, but other than that - exact.
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  • clodhoppa74
    clodhoppa74 Posts: 331
    i sneer at your upper case rules. :P ;)
  • cuthbertsavage
    cuthbertsavage Posts: 98
    someone who can put up with hardcore misogynism.
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  • cuthbertsavage
    cuthbertsavage Posts: 98
    and the fact that I thought it was misogynism when the word is in fact misogyny.
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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Frankly, the last girl I was seeing was ace. Great sense of humour, great body, great conversation, and all the (ahem) other important stuff was fine too.
    One problem...
    She was married.

    The problem with mine was that she was a grade one loon. Pouring increasingly hot water on your legs to see at which point they burn is one example. Boy did I run.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

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  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    Girlfriends ....Ah those were the days.

    Married now so can't give any opinions. ( Just in case the missus reads this )
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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    One's that aren't there exept at bed time?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    My key ingredient is fear. I am absolutely petrified of Mrs G. But I also know I'm an annoying and hyperactive twunt so I expect to wind her up.

    That's what keeps me as normal as I am
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  • Daz555
    Daz555 Posts: 3,976
    supersonic wrote:
    The ability to take 11 inches.
    That's a lot of travel, even for an experienced downhiller.
    You only need two tools: WD40 and Duck Tape.
    If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Gazlar wrote:
    My key ingredient is fear. I am absolutely petrified of Mrs G. But I also know I'm an annoying and hyperactive twunt so I expect to wind her up.

    That's what keeps me as normal as I am
    Aren't you a train driver? I'd have thought that hyperactivity and train driving do NOT go hand in hand :lol:
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    Muttly1981 wrote:
    What makes a great girlfriend?


    Two in the pink, 1 in the stink
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  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    That said, generally sane, can hold a conversation, not too high/low maintenance, attractive and good sense of humour are the things to look for.

    You'll go through a fair set of roasters though before you find a good one though
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy

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