Michelle Ryan

jim453

Yossie wrote:

jim453 wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

If she wore lycra she wouldn't make the thread.

Mate, the threads title is her name so presumably she'd make it in no matter what she did or did not wear.

She isn't fat.

Oh yes she is is. And she looks like she's been slapped in the face with a kipper.

She looks like a bird in a second rate Essex nightclub who's shagging the doorman and thnks she's a WAG. But she's not, because she's fat and uglly.

Ugly. U - g - l - y. Ugerrrrllly. Ugly ugly ugly.





And fat.

You have some issues mate.


Her ugliness is totally subjective so I won't argue with you on that score though I do feel you are being a little harsh.

However, there are two pictures posted thus far and in neither one is the girl, by any stretch of the imagination, fat.

I think you doth protest too much and are in fact unbelievably fat yourself. Perhaps you would like to post two photographs taken of you so the forum can judge for themselves, I wouldn't expect leniency.

mattshrops

jim453 wrote:

Yossie wrote:

jim453 wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

If she wore lycra she wouldn't make the thread.

Mate, the threads title is her name so presumably she'd make it in no matter what she did or did not wear.

She isn't fat.

Oh yes she is is. And she looks like she's been slapped in the face with a kipper.

She looks like a bird in a second rate Essex nightclub who's shagging the doorman and thnks she's a WAG. But she's not, because she's fat and uglly.


Ugly. U - g - l - y. Ugerrrrllly. Ugly ugly ugly.





And fat.

You have some issues mate.


Her ugliness is totally subjective so I won't argue with you on that score though I do feel you are being a little harsh.

However, there are two pictures posted thus far and in neither one is the girl, by any stretch of the imagination, fat.

I think you doth protest too much and are in fact unbelievably fat yourself. Perhaps you would like to post two photographs taken of you so the forum can judge for themselves, I wouldn't expect leniency.

yeah cmon porky lets see those moobs

Pokerface

It's funny how you all sink to the level of the trolls.




Plus she's overweight and unattractive

FocusZing

Well this has been a good mass debate, but all good things must come to an end. Now apologize to Miss Ryan and clean yourselves up.

Stewie Griffin

That must have taken you all night to PhotoShop the fat out, so much so that you had no time left to even attempt fixing her ugly fizog.

Slapshot

Okay she's not the best looking bird on the planet but she's deffo not fat. I think with the offer most blokes would!

EKE_38BPM

Slapshot wrote:

Okay she's not the best looking bird on the planet but she's deffo not fat. I think with the offer most blokes would!

+1

BarryBonds

she is ugly of that there is no doubt
she isnt exactly skinny
BUT she has massive bazookas tits norks call em what you will and id like to rub sun tan cream into them

deptfordmarmoset

It spoils the whole chase when you already know the answer to the question: ''Where does she hang out?''

jim453

Does it?

deptfordmarmoset

jim453 wrote:

Does it?

Ok, she's all yours...

jim453

Oh thanks.

Are you a pimp?

A grandfather too, respect.

Do I pay less if she's fat? or more?

eskimo Joe

jim453 wrote:

Oh thanks.

Are you a pimp?

A grandfather too, respect.

Do I pay less if she's fat? or more?

That depends, if you like fat its more, if you dont like fat its less!

jim453

eskimo Joe wrote:

jim453 wrote:

Oh thanks.

Are you a pimp?

A grandfather too, respect.

Do I pay less if she's fat? or more?

That depends, if you like fat its more, if you dont like fat its less!

Thank you for pointing that out Joe.

Experienced?

eskimo Joe

no but I understand how the market works!

BarryBonds

I am, i have paid a bit for fat birds and its been worth it though sometimes its not.
Ive paid a lot for skinny birds but the fat ones seem to work harder on average.

Obviously not the rolly poly fat faced pig eyed bloaters. I have no experieince of that.

jim453

Well obviously Barry.

Aggieboy

There's always a load of shite written when these types of threads pop up. Hands up those that honestly wouldn't give her one, given half a chance.

Mr_Cellophane

Unless

daviesee

Aggieboy wrote:

There's always a load of shite written when these types of threads pop up. Hands up those that honestly wouldn't give her one, given half a chance.

Totally!

Hands up who hasn't been with worse. Mine tied to the keyboard and falling :oops:

Perking up a bit, I have had better and those memories will serve me well in my dotage :P

markyboy2005

Aggieboy wrote:

There's always a load of shite written when these types of threads pop up. Hands up those that honestly wouldn't give her one, given half a chance.

Totally with you on that. Whenever there are wimmenfolk being discussed its always the same guys who give the following feedback:

1. Pig
2. Wouldn't touch her with yours
3. Body of a young man/boy (That one gets banded about a lot by a certain fellow)
4. etc etc

I always imagine these guys sexual experiences are having a breast brush against them at the hairdressers.......by big bob the barber!!

Don't get me wrong, one mans stunner is anothers pig, but its a bit silly really to have such extreme positions on some of the women being discussed on this form.

Harry B

Here yer go

http://media.celebrity-pictures.ca/Cele ... Ryan-4.JPG

Ben6899

markyboy2005 wrote:

Totally with you on that. Whenever there are wimmenfolk being discussed its always the same guys who give the following feedback:

1. Pig
2. Wouldn't touch her with yours
3. Body of a young man/boy (That one gets banded about a lot by a certain fellow)
4. etc etc

I always imagine these guys sexual experiences are having a breast brush against them at the hairdressers.......by big bob the barber!!

Don't get me wrong, one mans stunner is anothers pig, but its a bit silly really to have such extreme positions on some of the women being discussed on this form.

Well said. I'd like to think all the misogynistic comments are trolling and nothing more.

Drysuitdiver

No just don't like ugly wimmin. it is all in the eye of the beholder though and if some poeople find her hawt then thats fine. she just doesn't do it for me.

now suzi perry is a different kettle of fish , as is the delightful susannah reid hubba hubba

Cleat Eastwood

markyboy2005 wrote:

Aggieboy wrote:

There's always a load of shite written when these types of threads pop up. Hands up those that honestly wouldn't give her one, given half a chance.

Totally with you on that. Whenever there are wimmenfolk being discussed its always the same guys who give the following feedback:

1. Pig
2. Wouldn't touch her with yours
3. Body of a young man/boy (That one gets banded about a lot by a certain fellow)
4. etc etc

I always imagine these guys sexual experiences are having a breast brush against them at the hairdressers.......by big bob the barber!!

Don't get me wrong, one mans stunner is anothers pig, but its a bit silly really to have such extreme positions on some of the women being discussed on this form.

Ha ha inddedy, but given that most on the forum are going bald thats highly unlikely.