Michelle Ryan

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  • schmako
    schmako Posts: 1,982
    Nom Nom!
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  • Monkeypump
    Monkeypump Posts: 1,528
    Normally okay, but face like a tranny in that pic.

    And yes, it took me a moment or two to notice the face!
  • freehub
    freehub Posts: 4,257
    So she's put on weight.
  • BarryBonds
    BarryBonds Posts: 344
    Munter
  • martinwitnam
    martinwitnam Posts: 439
    OMG she actually now looks like Kat Slater!! :?
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Yuk. She's got a jaw like a missouri mule and a smile like an Osmond on steroids. Barp. :P
  • Slack
    Slack Posts: 326
    I'm not too worried about the face. Lick, lick lick.
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  • BarryBonds
    BarryBonds Posts: 344
    christ some of you guys cant get out much shes as close to pork as you can get without growing a curly tail
  • BarryBonds
    BarryBonds Posts: 344
    who is she anyway
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Harry B wrote:
    600full-michelle-ryan.jpg:wink:

    Tit's a nice photo, sorry! Tit's nice to see someone happy, urrmmm... Tit's a nice top, one can only apologies I will try again later.
  • nwallace
    nwallace Posts: 1,465
    Ancient photo.
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  • brakelever
    brakelever Posts: 158
    looks liked she fell out the ugly tree and smacked every branch on the way down :lol:
  • brakelever
    brakelever Posts: 158
    looks liked she fell out the ugly tree and smacked every branch on the way down :lol:
  • donkykong
    donkykong Posts: 160
    love handles
  • RallyBiker
    RallyBiker Posts: 378
    Is she pregnant?
  • CyclingBantam
    CyclingBantam Posts: 1,299
    Jesus, I'd love to see what all your girlfriends look like!
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    CyclingBantam wrote:
    Jesus, I'd love to see what all your girlfriends look like!
    +1!
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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Michelle-Ryan1.jpg

    She's no flat tyre.
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    I wonder how famous she would have been if the writers strike hadn't cut short the first season if Bionic Woman (in which she was the star)? Quite a jump from Eastenders!
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  • Allez Mark
    Allez Mark Posts: 364
    CyclingBantam wrote:
    Jesus, I'd love to see what all your girlfriends look like!

    My girlfriend looks fantastic......much better than the wife.
  • BarryBonds
    BarryBonds Posts: 344
    Allez Mark wrote:
    CyclingBantam wrote:
    Jesus, I'd love to see what all your girlfriends look like!

    My girlfriend looks fantastic......much better than the wife.


    pictures of both or we wont believe you :lol:
  • Yossie
    Yossie Posts: 2,600
    RallyBiker wrote:
    Is she pregnant?

    No - just fat and ugly.
  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    Yossie wrote:
    RallyBiker wrote:
    Is she pregnant?

    No - just fat and ugly.


    Are these comments for real?

    She is not fat at all, and that is an observable fact from both pictures.

    I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder etc but I really struggle to see how she could be described as ugly either.

    I think she looks rather nice actually.
  • guinea
    guinea Posts: 1,177
    +1

    Not really my type, but calling her fat and ugly is beyond stupid. She's obviously neither.
  • Yossie
    Yossie Posts: 2,600
    guinea wrote:
    +1

    Not really my type, but calling her fat and ugly is beyond stupid. She's obviously neither.

    Sorry - but you're wrong.

    She's fat and ugly.
  • mattshrops
    mattshrops Posts: 1,134
    that first pic screams out im not famous enough ill do anything. bit sad really.
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  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    If she wore lycra she wouldn't make the thread. :D
  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    If she wore lycra she wouldn't make the thread. :D


    Mate, the threads title is her name so presumably she'd make it in no matter what she did or did not wear.

    She isn't fat.
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    jim453 wrote:
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    If she wore lycra she wouldn't make the thread. :D


    Mate, the threads title is her name so presumably she'd make it in no matter what she did or did not wear.

    She isn't fat.

    I meant the girls in lycra thread. :P
  • Yossie
    Yossie Posts: 2,600
    jim453 wrote:
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    If she wore lycra she wouldn't make the thread. :D


    Mate, the threads title is her name so presumably she'd make it in no matter what she did or did not wear.

    She isn't fat.


    Oh yes she is is. And she looks like she's been slapped in the face with a kipper.

    She looks like a bird in a second rate Essex nightclub who's shagging the doorman and thnks she's a WAG. But she's not, because she's fat and uglly.

    Ugly. U - g - l - y. Ugerrrrllly. Ugly ugly ugly.


    And fat.

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