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Stewie Griffin
Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
edited April 2011 in The bottom bracket
I got back from the National Blindfold Masturbating Championship last night.

No idea where I came.
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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Here, have a coat...

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Oh well, I thought it was funny.
  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    I thought it was funny, but then I think this is too...

    D'yer hear about the choirboy that got himself tangled up in the bell ropes during campanology practice? The vicar tolled him off.
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    The jokes I like would get me banned from the crud catcher so there's no way on earth I'd post any here. :oops:

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    Surely we can get a "Massively inappropriate joke" thread made with multiple NSFW tags attached? There are some of us here who find them funny!

    As for the ones in this thread, they both made me laugh! :)
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • One Man And His Bike
    One Man And His Bike Posts: 661
    What is 6 foot tall, blue and white and hangs out in trees?
    http://www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Go on, the suspense is killing me.

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • One Man And His Bike
    One Man And His Bike Posts: 661
    edited April 2011
    A fridge in a denim jacket that likes to climb trees.
    http://www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    You know that denim jacket? Put it on, the doors behind you.

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • One Man And His Bike
    One Man And His Bike Posts: 661
    The fridge has a door, can't I use that instead? :P

    Jesus walks into a hotel with 4 nails in his hand and says to the guy behind the desk, can you put me up for the night?
    http://www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    There are 10 types of people in this world.
    Those who understand binary and those who don't.

    Old geek humour for you all.
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    One Man And His Bike wrote:
    A fridge in a denim jacket that likes to climb trees.
    I don't get it. Why would a denim jacket like to climb trees?

    What's pink and hairy and sticks out your pajamas?
    A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Crapaud wrote:
    One Man And His Bike wrote:
    A fridge in a denim jacket that likes to climb trees.
    I don't get it. Why would a denim jacket like to climb trees?

    What's pink and hairy and sticks out your pajamas?

    Your Mum, 'cept ... oh well.

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    Nope. It's your head :D
    A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill
  • jrduquemin
    jrduquemin Posts: 791
    Old one and has been on here before but....

    What's blue and f*cks grannies?








    Me in my lucky blue coat
    2010 Lynskey R230
    2013 Yeti SB66
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    jrduquemin wrote:
    Old one and has been on here before but....

    What's blue and f*cks grannies?








    Me in my lucky blue coat

    Oh I thought it was Wayne Rooney when he was at Everton.
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    There are 10 types of people in this world.
    Those who understand binary and those who don't.

    Old geek humour for you all.
    No, there are actually 10 types of people in the world: those who don't have a clue about any bases other than 10, those who think they're smart 'cos they understand binary...
    ... and those who understand trinary.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    I've just had an invitation to a function through the premature ejaculation society. I asked them if there was a dress code, they just told me to come in my pants...
  • shouldbeinbed
    shouldbeinbed Posts: 2,660
    I've been caught masturbating into £10 notes. It's always been my ambition to come into money.
  • sjacob33
    sjacob33 Posts: 38
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    There are 10 types of people in this world.
    Those who understand binary and those who don't.

    Old geek humour for you all.

    I love Geek humor so heres one
    11 cheers for binary
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    I had fourteen yoghurts for dinnner last night.......... I was mullered !!!
    :lol:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    MattC59 - listening to radio one by any chance? :lol:

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    MattC59 - listening to radio one by any chance? :lol:

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Yep :D There were some beauties on there :lol:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    ^^^ Correct, needed cheering up this morning. Looking at a dead bike is quite depressing.

    *sigh*

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    ^^^ Correct, needed cheering up this morning. Looking at a dead bike is quite depressing.

    *sigh*

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Dead ???
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    MattC59 wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    ^^^ Correct, needed cheering up this morning. Looking at a dead bike is quite depressing.

    *sigh*

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Dead ???

    Very dead. The Addict is no more. Stacked by the ex last night, top tube snapped, broken collar bone.

    Most components look salvagable, I've not given the wheels a proper look at yet, forks look fine, shifters shagged.

    *sigh*

    Still, it has it's upside, he can't drive so I've nicked his car. :twisted:

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    That doesn't sound good at all DD. Have you got any pics? :D
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    crazy88 wrote:
    That doesn't sound good at all DD. Have you got any pics? :D

    Sadist.

    I haven't yet, too distraught looking at the deceased. May get some tonight. Not that I'd have a clue how to post them on here!

    Love n hugs n broken top tubes

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    It's in my nature, pain brings me smiles ;)

    I feel for you though, broken bikes break hearts :( You got a photobucket account you can upload pics to?
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    crazy88 wrote:
    It's in my nature, pain brings me smiles ;)

    I feel for you though, broken bikes break hearts :( You got a photobucket account you can upload pics to?

    No I haven't but I'm guessing I should be able to do it through OVI. We'll see.

    Love n hugs n snapped carbon

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk

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