When did you last brown your trousers?

I'm interested in your responses for a thesis I'm doing for Luton University.
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I have them browned by someone else
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So nice and scientific then. Asking a bunch of internet people in the most random section of a forum that i've ever seen. I can just imagine the thesis now:
"It was found, through extensive research, that 27% of cyclists have browned their trousers within the last hour. 70% think this is a silly question so gave a false answer. The remaining 3% had eaten a curry the night before, were not even cyclists, but still had a brown trousers moment"
latest odds are on your screen now....(in cockney geeza voice)
Thesis? It is a joke. Thesis/Faeces. Geddit? No? I don't blame you.
At the most it's a poly. Either way its indicative of the malaise affecting the British edukashunal system.
Re the original query - do you mean skidders or full brown trouser job?
officially if you actually touch cloth then that will count as a brown-except when clause 8c is relevant*
*clause 8c if said brown is of sufficient firmness to not transfer brown it shall be deemed un-browned.
haha!
If a level 8, then I'd say that adds at least an extra 1.37p to the price. Anything inbetween requires an independent view I reckon.
A mate once followed through while we were at a gig though. He was watching the band and his expression just changed in an instant. He then had to use his socks to clean himself up a bit before abandoning his duds and socks in a cubicle cistern and getting out sharpish.
Brilliantly the whole event can be acted out in Smiley form below -
:? "What the.."
:shock: "Oh no..."
:oops: "I only bloody well have..."
:arrow:
Hope this helps.
I love spaghetti with drippy sauces so I can regularly orange or cream them (fnarr) in quite a random manner.
We'll not talk about the Earls Court Royal Tournamnet incident.