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Oh for ***** sake! The dust caps.

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  • Did these G4S guys ride around on Dirty Hard censored bikes?
    I believe they actually ride around on Dirty Soft censored bikes in order to make then appear harder than they really are.

    PS. Is it just me or does this post sound wrong in every possible way?
    "Youth's a mask, but it don't last
    live it long and live it fast."
    My dustcap topic:
    http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/forum/view ... &highlight
  • bentesbentes Posts: 286
    Richie63 wrote:
    Can someone please put up a picture of dustcaps used correctly for the OP

    Or

    used as nipple covers

    I would but I haven't a bike or a camera to hand as I'm at work and Shell wouldn't like the second option on their computers :(
    I actually would do that, but like I said, I have no dustcaps.
    I'm just reminding people that I HAVE NO dustcaps, since my punishment of greased up fatties hasn't happened yet. And I'm still waiting impatiently. Whilst putting up a tent.

    The fatties are complainting, why should they be punished for your mistakes?
  • bentes wrote:
    Richie63 wrote:
    Can someone please put up a picture of dustcaps used correctly for the OP

    Or

    used as nipple covers

    I would but I haven't a bike or a camera to hand as I'm at work and Shell wouldn't like the second option on their computers :(
    I actually would do that, but like I said, I have no dustcaps.
    I'm just reminding people that I HAVE NO dustcaps, since my punishment of greased up fatties hasn't happened yet. And I'm still waiting impatiently. Whilst putting up a tent.

    The fatties are complainting, why should they be punished for your mistakes?
    I agree, don't make the fatties have to put up with him.
    "Youth's a mask, but it don't last
    live it long and live it fast."
    My dustcap topic:
    http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/forum/view ... &highlight
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,692
    Are you saying submityournentries was leading me on?
  • Are you saying submityournentries was leading me on?
    I don't know, are we?
    "Youth's a mask, but it don't last
    live it long and live it fast."
    My dustcap topic:
    http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/forum/view ... &highlight
  • sorry yeehaa, i think i may have mislead you slightly, in fact what will happen is that thin lonley people will dress up in fat suits and then the same thing happens

    i hope this betrayal of trust doesnt come between and we can learn to be freinds in time

    i was very tempted to end this loves n hugs, but i thought that might be taking it to far.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,692
    :cry: just, just....
    Just leave me alone.
  • im so sorry yeehaa,i didnt want this to come between us, i shall hang my head in shame
  • :cry: just, just....
    Just leave me alone.
    No, we'll NEVER leave you alone.
    "Youth's a mask, but it don't last
    live it long and live it fast."
    My dustcap topic:
    http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/forum/view ... &highlight
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,692
    :cry: just, just....
    Just leave me alone.
    No, we'll NEVER leave you alone.
    aaaaaw, thanks :oops:
  • :cry: just, just....
    Just leave me alone.
    No, we'll NEVER leave you alone.
    aaaaaw, thanks :oops:
    OK, OK, We'll leave you alone, in fact we'll tell you to eff off.
    "Youth's a mask, but it don't last
    live it long and live it fast."
    My dustcap topic:
    http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/forum/view ... &highlight
  • Somebody get the Rophynol.

    We need a group bonding trip to Rhyll.
  • Somebody get the Rophynol.

    We need a group bonding trip to Rhyll.
    Hold on, Rhyll, f**c that! Who was it that came from there?
    "Youth's a mask, but it don't last
    live it long and live it fast."
    My dustcap topic:
    http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/forum/view ... &highlight
  • jay12jay12 Posts: 6,306
    Somebody get the Rophynol.

    We need a group bonding trip to Rhyll.
    Hold on, Rhyll, f**c that! Who was it that came from there?
    sheepsteeth's mum lives in rhyl(with one L)
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,692
    Nobody comes From Rhyll.
    Come to think of it, not many people return from Rhyl either, they just mysteriously vanish.
  • Nobody comes From Rhyll.
    Come to think of it, not many people return from Rhyl either, they just mysteriously vanish.
    You want to go to Rhyll though don't you?
    "Youth's a mask, but it don't last
    live it long and live it fast."
    My dustcap topic:
    http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/forum/view ... &highlight
  • mak3mmak3m Posts: 1,469
    Somebody get the Rophynol.

    We need a group bondage trip to Rhyll.


    Fixed it 4u
  • mak3m wrote:
    Hi, I'm an idiot.


    Fixed it 4u
    Nope, I fixed it.
    "Youth's a mask, but it don't last
    live it long and live it fast."
    My dustcap topic:
    http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/forum/view ... &highlight
  • mak3m wrote:
    Hi, I'm an idiot.


    Fixed it 4u
    Nope, I fixed it.

    OOOOHHHHH! I feel the pain now.
  • mak3m wrote:
    Hi, I'm an idiot.


    Fixed it 4u
    Nope, I fixed it.

    OOOOHHHHH! I feel the pain now.
    Well you said it, what you complaining about it for? It's your own fault.
    "Youth's a mask, but it don't last
    live it long and live it fast."
    My dustcap topic:
    http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/forum/view ... &highlight
  • sheepsteethsheepsteeth Posts: 17,418 Webster
    yoohoo999 wrote:

    If it was me i would smear my dustcaps in dog poo.

    i like to smear one of my fingers in human poo (from just inside my areshole) then hold a pint right at the top of the glass.

    next thing to do is to sniff your pint (in esence you will be sniffing your thumb) and pull a face, something like "pwoaarr, this pint stinks, have you smelt it?"

    you then offer your pint up to someone to smell and confirmn whilst keeping hold of it, in essence, they will be sniffing your finger. which has been up your arris.

    it is a very funny way to make someone smell the censored on your finger.

    of course, you are left in a situation for the rest of the night where your finger stinks but i reckon it is worth it.
  • bennett_346bennett_346 Posts: 5,092
    yoohoo999 wrote:

    If it was me i would smear my dustcaps in dog poo.

    i like to smear one of my fingers in human poo (from just inside my areshole) then hold a pint right at the top of the glass.

    next thing to do is to sniff your pint (in esence you will be sniffing your thumb) and pull a face, something like "pwoaarr, this pint stinks, have you smelt it?"

    you then offer your pint up to someone to smell and confirmn whilst keeping hold of it, in essence, they will be sniffing your finger. which has been up your arris.

    it is a very funny way to make someone smell the censored on your finger.

    of course, you are left in a situation for the rest of the night where your finger stinks but i reckon it is worth it.
    worth it yes, but can you not wash your hands afterwards?
  • sheepsteethsheepsteeth Posts: 17,418 Webster
    yoohoo999 wrote:

    If it was me i would smear my dustcaps in dog poo.

    i like to smear one of my fingers in human poo (from just inside my areshole) then hold a pint right at the top of the glass.

    next thing to do is to sniff your pint (in esence you will be sniffing your thumb) and pull a face, something like "pwoaarr, this pint stinks, have you smelt it?"

    you then offer your pint up to someone to smell and confirmn whilst keeping hold of it, in essence, they will be sniffing your finger. which has been up your arris.

    it is a very funny way to make someone smell the censored on your finger.

    of course, you are left in a situation for the rest of the night where your finger stinks but i reckon it is worth it.
    worth it yes, but can you not wash your hands afterwards?

    have you tried to wash the smell of human obvious off of your finger before? i mean after it has been right up your necessary?

    not as simple as it sounds.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,692
    Surely you could wash your finger in the other guy's pint?
  • bennett_346bennett_346 Posts: 5,092
    can't say i ever have had to wash fecal smell off a finger before, but i've heard this thing called soap is good at that stuff, maybe you could check it out?
  • sheepsteethsheepsteeth Posts: 17,418 Webster
    can't say i ever have had to wash fecal smell off a finger before, but i've heard this thing called soap is good at that stuff, maybe you could check it out?

    seriously, human censored leaves a stink on you that only time and prayers can remove. soap is futile
  • mak3mmak3m Posts: 1,469
    LMAO bow to your experiance
  • bennett_346bennett_346 Posts: 5,092
    can't say i ever have had to wash fecal smell off a finger before, but i've heard this thing called soap is good at that stuff, maybe you could check it out?

    seriously, human censored leaves a stink on you that only time and prayers can remove. soap is futile
    poor sheepsteeths hamster?
  • Sorry, but how did this thread get from stolen dust caps to a finger full of sh!t?
    Carry on though, it is still funny.
    "Youth's a mask, but it don't last
    live it long and live it fast."
    My dustcap topic:
    http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/forum/view ... &highlight
  • Sorry, but how did this thread get from stolen dust caps to a finger full of sh!t?
    Carry on though, it is still funny.

    welcome to the crudcatcher. this has been quite tame by the standards round these parts. good entertainment thou
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