Oh for ***** sake! The dust caps.

Fully-sprung

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Did these G4S guys ride around on Dirty Hard Ass bikes?

I believe they actually ride around on Dirty Soft Ass bikes in order to make then appear harder than they really are.

PS. Is it just me or does this post sound wrong in every possible way?

bentes

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Richie63 wrote:

Can someone please put up a picture of dustcaps used correctly for the OP

Or

used as nipple covers

I would but I haven't a bike or a camera to hand as I'm at work and Shell wouldn't like the second option on their computers

I actually would do that, but like I said, I have no dustcaps.
I'm just reminding people that I HAVE NO dustcaps, since my punishment of greased up fatties hasn't happened yet. And I'm still waiting impatiently. Whilst putting up a tent.

The fatties are complainting, why should they be punished for your mistakes?

Fully-sprung

bentes wrote:

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Richie63 wrote:

Can someone please put up a picture of dustcaps used correctly for the OP

Or

used as nipple covers

I would but I haven't a bike or a camera to hand as I'm at work and Shell wouldn't like the second option on their computers

I actually would do that, but like I said, I have no dustcaps.
I'm just reminding people that I HAVE NO dustcaps, since my punishment of greased up fatties hasn't happened yet. And I'm still waiting impatiently. Whilst putting up a tent.

The fatties are complainting, why should they be punished for your mistakes?

I agree, don't make the fatties have to put up with him.

Anonymous

Are you saying submityournentries was leading me on?

Fully-sprung

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Are you saying submityournentries was leading me on?

I don't know, are we?

submityournentries

sorry yeehaa, i think i may have mislead you slightly, in fact what will happen is that thin lonley people will dress up in fat suits and then the same thing happens

i hope this betrayal of trust doesnt come between and we can learn to be freinds in time

i was very tempted to end this loves n hugs, but i thought that might be taking it to far.

Anonymous

just, just....
Just leave me alone.

submityournentries

im so sorry yeehaa,i didnt want this to come between us, i shall hang my head in shame

Fully-sprung

yeehaamcgee wrote:

just, just....
Just leave me alone.

No, we'll NEVER leave you alone.

Anonymous

Fully-sprung wrote:

yeehaamcgee wrote:

just, just....
Just leave me alone.

No, we'll NEVER leave you alone.

aaaaaw, thanks :oops:

Fully-sprung

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

yeehaamcgee wrote:

just, just....
Just leave me alone.

No, we'll NEVER leave you alone.

aaaaaw, thanks :oops:

OK, OK, We'll leave you alone, in fact we'll tell you to eff off.

MountainMonster

Somebody get the Rophynol.

We need a group bonding trip to Rhyll.

Fully-sprung

MountainMonster wrote:

Somebody get the Rophynol.

We need a group bonding trip to Rhyll.

Hold on, Rhyll, f**c that! Who was it that came from there?

jay12

Fully-sprung wrote:

MountainMonster wrote:

Somebody get the Rophynol.

We need a group bonding trip to Rhyll.

Hold on, Rhyll, f**c that! Who was it that came from there?

sheepsteeth's mum lives in rhyl(with one L)

Anonymous

Nobody comes From Rhyll.
Come to think of it, not many people return from Rhyl either, they just mysteriously vanish.

Fully-sprung

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Nobody comes From Rhyll.
Come to think of it, not many people return from Rhyl either, they just mysteriously vanish.

You want to go to Rhyll though don't you?

mak3m

MountainMonster wrote:

Somebody get the Rophynol.

We need a group bondage trip to Rhyll.

Fixed it 4u

Fully-sprung

mak3m wrote:

MountainMonster wrote:

Hi, I'm an idiot.

Fixed it 4u

Nope, I fixed it.

MountainMonster

Fully-sprung wrote:

mak3m wrote:

MountainMonster wrote:

Hi, I'm an idiot.

Fixed it 4u

Nope, I fixed it.

OOOOHHHHH! I feel the pain now.

Fully-sprung

MountainMonster wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

mak3m wrote:

MountainMonster wrote:

Hi, I'm an idiot.

Fixed it 4u

Nope, I fixed it.

OOOOHHHHH! I feel the pain now.

Well you said it, what you complaining about it for? It's your own fault.

sheepsteeth

yoohoo999 wrote:

If it was me i would smear my dustcaps in dog poo.

i like to smear one of my fingers in human poo (from just inside my areshole) then hold a pint right at the top of the glass.

next thing to do is to sniff your pint (in esence you will be sniffing your thumb) and pull a face, something like "pwoaarr, this pint stinks, have you smelt it?"

you then offer your pint up to someone to smell and confirmn whilst keeping hold of it, in essence, they will be sniffing your finger. which has been up your arris.

it is a very funny way to make someone smell the sh1t on your finger.

of course, you are left in a situation for the rest of the night where your finger stinks but i reckon it is worth it.

bennett_346

sheepsteeth wrote:

yoohoo999 wrote:

If it was me i would smear my dustcaps in dog poo.

i like to smear one of my fingers in human poo (from just inside my areshole) then hold a pint right at the top of the glass.

next thing to do is to sniff your pint (in esence you will be sniffing your thumb) and pull a face, something like "pwoaarr, this pint stinks, have you smelt it?"

you then offer your pint up to someone to smell and confirmn whilst keeping hold of it, in essence, they will be sniffing your finger. which has been up your arris.

it is a very funny way to make someone smell the sh1t on your finger.

of course, you are left in a situation for the rest of the night where your finger stinks but i reckon it is worth it.

worth it yes, but can you not wash your hands afterwards?

sheepsteeth

bennett_346 wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

yoohoo999 wrote:

If it was me i would smear my dustcaps in dog poo.

i like to smear one of my fingers in human poo (from just inside my areshole) then hold a pint right at the top of the glass.

next thing to do is to sniff your pint (in esence you will be sniffing your thumb) and pull a face, something like "pwoaarr, this pint stinks, have you smelt it?"

you then offer your pint up to someone to smell and confirmn whilst keeping hold of it, in essence, they will be sniffing your finger. which has been up your arris.

it is a very funny way to make someone smell the sh1t on your finger.

of course, you are left in a situation for the rest of the night where your finger stinks but i reckon it is worth it.

worth it yes, but can you not wash your hands afterwards?

have you tried to wash the smell of human obvious off of your finger before? i mean after it has been right up your necessary?

not as simple as it sounds.

Anonymous

Surely you could wash your finger in the other guy's pint?

bennett_346

can't say i ever have had to wash fecal smell off a finger before, but i've heard this thing called soap is good at that stuff, maybe you could check it out?

sheepsteeth

bennett_346 wrote:

can't say i ever have had to wash fecal smell off a finger before, but i've heard this thing called soap is good at that stuff, maybe you could check it out?

seriously, human sh1t leaves a stink on you that only time and prayers can remove. soap is futile

mak3m

LMAO bow to your experiance

bennett_346

sheepsteeth wrote:

bennett_346 wrote:

can't say i ever have had to wash fecal smell off a finger before, but i've heard this thing called soap is good at that stuff, maybe you could check it out?

seriously, human sh1t leaves a stink on you that only time and prayers can remove. soap is futile

poor sheepsteeths hamster?

Fully-sprung

Sorry, but how did this thread get from stolen dust caps to a finger full of sh!t?
Carry on though, it is still funny.

submityournentries

Fully-sprung wrote:

Sorry, but how did this thread get from stolen dust caps to a finger full of sh!t?
Carry on though, it is still funny.

welcome to the crudcatcher. this has been quite tame by the standards round these parts. good entertainment thou