Mountain bike poster

My girlfriend, for whom a bike is a bike, a cyclist is a cyclist, bought me a very nice print of a lovely big mountain....with a mountain biker slap bang in the middle of it. What can I do with it? I can't hang it anywhere prominent in case visitors think I belong to the dark side. However, I can't hang it up in the cellar, for example, without seeming ungrateful. It's a problem for me (he who really should be worrying about more important things).
0
Posts
Specialized Allez
http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/4820302085/
Steel bike http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/4656318147
Here's a link to said poster. The guy has a rucksack on for God's sake!
Nice poster though. Cycling is cycling.
Would you not be able to get away with saying it would look the pride of place at your work ?
Then you get to keep the lady happy and save face !
Alternatively, you could buy her a poster of a Ferrari or a pair of lesbains and see if she takes the hint:
It's more likely to be her doing the dumping right now. A picture of me being pushed off a mountain would probably make her day. She's just jealous because she can't get her legs as smooth as mine.
+ 1